(Note: This is the fourth in a series of deleted scenes [visit 1 and 2 and 3]. If you are arriving here for the first time either because you received an LDotFMotNYl or if you do not know what the LDotFMotNYl is, you might consider visiting here first.)
Thteed Family Policy on Electric Refrigeration
This year we have suffered from electric refrigeration units that have a) died, b) had doors that open in impossibly inconvenient directions, c) arrive filthy, d) have poor (nonexistent) interior lighting. Having successfully lived through these traumas, we elected to reconsider our slavish policy for electric refrigeration / our gungho policy in favor of electric refrigeration. As alternates, we discussed daily ice purchases, Northern Yukon real estate, and the Canned Chili Diet.
We’re sticking with electric refrigeration.
First, that ? next to the Canned Chili Diet was a registered trademark symbol in Word.
You'll notice that this one never reached a final form, with two versions of one sentence, for instance.
Lady Steed didn't think we needed two policy stories and I liked the other one better. She ended up cutting them both.
In retrospect, I'm glad this was cut. At the time I thought it was funny. I don't think so anymore.