2026-04-05

Svithetacular 196: Return of the Svithetacular

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For a few years, I would take notes during General Conference then post them on the blog. I always thought it was an absurd, self-indulgent exercise, but every time I said I was stopping, people would tell me they looked forward to this mess of comments and quotes and ask me to keep going. Talking about Conference live on Twitter finally killed it, but I’m bringing it back this year because I’ve been asked to prepare a few thoughts for Dialogue about this conference and making some pulic-facing notes should help keep me focused for the mere eight hours left of Conference in 2026.

That’s my introduction.

On with the show.

Saturday Morning

Christopherson conducting.

Choir starkly split, the women in bright white, the men in black.

I do like this thing of inviting singers around the world to join the choir. Do the singers have to pay their own way? I hope not. Appropriate that Wales gets shouted out as it’s own entity—a nation of singers!

Pr Oaks up first, welcoming members and nonmembers alike. Introducing the solemn assembly, calls it both sustaining and voting. This recognizes the challenges of leadership in a significant way.

Solemn Assembly!

“Is this good tv?”

I suppose this is best treated as a meditative opportunity. Best of luck to those with young children.

Am I right that General Authorities were not given the opportunity to oppose?

Am I wrong in remembering the RS used to stand after the AP? A sensible change if my memory is correct.

Elder Patrick Kearon

mid-twenties convert, sustained in sacmoim, felt welcomed

a week later, bishop thwacking ruler, offers him a calling, based in prayer: assistant ward clark/clerk

sustained again

back in the days, I assume, when there was a lot of paper and stamps involved

meanwhile, sustaining others

Common Consent “a beautiful mix of something, agency, and faith”

“we sustain each other with our prayers and something and our faith”

(I’m not transcribing very well this morning)

serving with love sometimes with people different from us

not all can always serve

whatever our offering in the lord’s economy we always come out ahead

drop your nets!

what call could have been more incomprehensible than that one?

“pur service is a choice, an offering to god, and a blessing”

callings have a foundational role in growing our faith

(I wonder if accepting callings is a worldwide problem and not just something blossoming locally….)

your callings today do not predict your callings tomorrow

he’s not saying this directly, but what I’m hearing is “stay humble”

the solemn assembly as a type of whatever calling you were sustained to

can it make us see the holy connection more clearly?

in accepting a calling we’re joining the Savior in his redemptive work

Sister Yee, painter

“ministering brother” (anachronism) invited her father at a low point to weekly temple attendance

it changed his behavior to others, his motivations, and more

that couple still his dearest friends

when we serve in our assignments we are the savior’s hands and blessing people loved by their families

“I find the Savior when I minister”

(current Conference theme: serving in the Church)

love one another as I have loved you

we minister while we and they are yet imperfect

loving someones over somethings

just go

exercise faith

HF wants you to be happy; ministering is designed with that in mind

this is the way (don’t miss the mandalorian and grogu in theaters this may)

new guy, Clark Gilbert, starts with a nice callback to a Kearon joke

one’s first talk as a member of the Twelve is a special genre of talk, innit?

pledge my life to be a witness of Jesus Christ

today, focus on “redeemer” and “repairer”

His first quotation as an apostle is Shakespeare which I have to say bodes well.

Next allusion is Minerva Teichert! This is doing a lot to dilute the negative things I’ve heard about him from people who went to highschool with him or disliked his work in university administration.

Reaching out to those who feel set aside is an appropriate first topic.

this story reminds me of a work of fiction I published in Irreantum a few years ago

life is long but eternity is longer—what is thirty years, really?

comparing oneself to others really is a viciously demonic tool

anchor in the things you do believe and the lord will help you out with the others

recognizing the Holy Ghost is step one

truth so well disguised now you need the HG to recognize it

everyone’s journey is unique; we can’t ask people to take steps identical to anyone else’s

Elder Bednar has a love/hate relationship with running

He’s not selling me on running

ah. a metaphor for enduring to the end

many of us associate endure with drudgery

but in a spiritual context it is more than that

confirmed members eligible for spiritual gifts, which are essential to coming to the Savior and becoming more like him

the very term teaches that they are gifts, unearned solely by effort or discipline

charity is the greatest of all

endure used to describe charity

charity never faileth

found with charity at the last day? well with you!

we can possess charity but, ultimately, charity must possess us

(charity is truly one of the primary spiritual queries of my life—the double direction of of is an excellent point I’d not previously considered)

hope to be able to endure all things

we do not merely do benevalent deeds but we are changed

jesus was with the father in the beginning—so were we

when he came to earth he grew grace to grace until he received the fulness

that’s the patter we follow as well

fun substitution game

“endure to the end” = “is possessed of the pure love of christ”

enduring to the end is inseperable from developing charity

compelling thought, Bednar

“enduring to the end is the joyous quest of a lifetime”

a gradual process of trusting in and becoming like our savior

John U Teh

ah, the rich young man—we need this as a culture

when traditions are incompatible with the gospel

a process of consideration, action, outside pressures

takes faith to keep covenants over nationalized peer pressure

Oaks: the gospel challenges us to change

(will the Nelson-era trend of constantly quoting the current church president continue?)

he quotes Oaks a second time

we can reflect the Son onto others

ends with testifying of leadership

Elder Becerra

miracle of the used car(s)

[sorry, got a little distracted]

windows of heaven—windows allow light in—tithing does this

Pr Eyring

fun fact: his family was almost certainly part of my current ward before he was born (although it’s possible they lived in Oakland; that’s where son one was born)

let’s not be afraid!

wars and rumors of wars, economies faltering, etc etc

people are petitioning the lord for comfort, peace, etc

perhaps you have observed prayers both more numerous and more heartfelt

turning to the lord in times of chaos a trend as old as mankind

do I think I will be heard for my much speaking (a poky question for one as I)

lift up your heads and be of good comfort for I will ease your burdens even while you are in bondage—and so it was

the lord will do this for us just as he did for alma and his people

as we pray continually no matter the circumstances the lord will offer peace and abiding support

nice quoted blessing

the Savior’s promise is true

a humble prayer or peace will be honored

I felt this at the funeral of my wife

allowed to envision the happy reunion ahead

peace I leave with you, my peace I give unto you…let not your heart be troubled

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Saturday Afternoon

Choir from the University of Idaho? That’s interesting.

Elder Rasband conducting

Oh, no. It was BYU–I. Less surprising.

Some more releases and sustainings.

Did the new Primary president share a last name with a released 70? Coincidence? Was he released so she could serve, perhaps? Shall I start any more rumors while I’m here?

Wish we had more detailed money reports…. Was interested to see during the World Report the totals spent on charity. That was nice. No breakdown, but still.

He shouldn’t read that off the teleprompter….

You really got to reign in your Utah accent when announcing that hymn. I assume the choir ain’t actually singing all hell to Jesus’ name.

GE Stevensen worried about luggage

33million bags mishandled last year?? Maybe low as a percentage but still a big number!

one Japanese airport, in 30yrs, did not lose a single bag

they believe in the preciousness of luggage to people and their attention to detail follows

kaizen

fragile items hand-delivered to passengers, bags returned handle-out

but what about their dealings with other airports?

we are the luggage in this metaphor, come to earth to be cared for by others until we can be returned to Him

his label on our heart

this is more than logistics; thisis redemption

ministering as baggage hangling

I’m charmed by this metaphor but I predict some people being offended online thereby

Eduardo Ortega

spirituality is not just heritage—it must also be a decision, a search for one’s own testimony

growing up attending meetings was not enough; I needed to know for myself

that undeniable testimony didn’t arrive before serving a mission

your circumstances though imperfect maintain hope in Christ

time reveals the hand of Christ

Did he call him President Nephi?

Ah! Another Oaks quotation. I’m thinking this might be an at least semi-permanent alteration to GC culture

interesting in this safe and sure path being better than the shortest path—a common misreading of strait for straight

Elder Wu

I’d love to know more about this religious tradition—Chinese polytheism!

then immigration to Bolivia where he met missionaries

WHERE IS THE DB-PUBLISHED BIOGRAPHY OF THIS MAN??

(quick internet search) he’s only six years older than me….

very straightforward call to Christ

Elder Wunderli

kids and rocks—my favorite genre of anecdote?

(this was a pretty good one)

removing Jesus will not lighten your load

curious to see if the Jesus-is-rock metaphor will find its way into this talk

keeping Jesus with us requires daily worship (pray, read, trust, repent, live, renew)

Oaks said: Jesus Christ is the way (not as good a star wars ad)

Elder Gérald Caussé

up above a tiny flickering point of light then another
the sky filled with stars

this is like our relationship with God—when you look, He is here

ala David, how is it you have made us a little lower than the angels?

how can I be discourage when I know my father watches the sparrows?

God and Son love all and love each

reading the scriptures and noticing the alls and eaches and everys

all=universal aspect of love
each=care for the individual

there really is no end to the lenses one can bring to the scriptures

no strangers or outcasts, only brothers and sisters

we don’t serve those we already love
we come to love people as we serve them (fine thesis, that)

la belle et la bête—disney version

a number of connectings of service to joy today

Elder Holmes

expecting to get the right talk here, no matter how improbable

combining Bednar’s running with Ortega’s mountain, with a hint of blindness

another Oaks quotation!

Jesus as guide

only he has the words of eternal life

to walk with jesus is to follow his prophet

God desires us all to come home

Jesus climbed the steepest mountain of all, ergo we never have to mountaineer alone

this guy’s a year younger than me…if you’re wondering what stage of life I’m in

Elder Matswagothata has a challenging name, evidence we can do hard things (assuming I did spell his name correctly)

[missed a bit as I explained teleprompters to the 9yrold]

“pain and silent tears”

“many carry quiet burdens”

“trust his promise that the sun will rise again for you”

(incidentally: four years younger than me)

“when are you going to stop being a naughty boy?”

“I felt seen, I felt known, I felt not alone”

(yes, yes, I’m crying)

“just as [that family] prayed for me, there is someone praying for you”

come follow him and find peace in this tumutuous world

(nicely international Conference so far)

he reaches for us because he wishes to lead us home, one by one, by name

Elder Ulisses Soares

blue ties are in

abiding in Christ is a constant and conscious and sacred choice

including in digital spaces: consecrate

(exhibit a: svithetacular)

abiding in Christ does not remove our burdens but makes them lighter

in a world of many voices it’s essential to remain connected to the true vine

anecdote: Eld Holland called Soares to welcome him to the Quorum only moments after receiving the call; feeling served by the Lord through his servents

as we hear the savior’s voice through his servants we bring forth much fruit

His voice IS THE voice of truth and light

abide in him
continue in his love
recognize his power in your life
his love will be perfected in us

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Sunday Morning

Pr Eyring conducting

Acting President Uchtdorf

Happy Easter!

From those in the Quarum at the time I memorized the Twelve in the MTC (Packer Perry Haight, Maxwell Nelson Oaks, Ballard Wirthlin Scott, Hales Holland Eyring), this is the first time someone not on that list leads the Quorum (ie, I’m getting old; cf, ages of Seventies noted yesterday)

the best place to go when the world is dark: the light

bc of what happened easter morning we can speak of Jesus Christ in the present tense

bc of His strength, all obstacles can be overcome

we too must encounter the Empty Tomb
confront what it means
then share our witness with others

blessed are those who have not seen but have believed includes us

like the women at the tomb, even when things seem dark, we can walk forward in faith

that faith will be rewarded

each morning let the daily rising sun remind you of Jesus

He is not here! He is risen!

let that inspire you

with a disposition to do good continually

jesus is our strength, our guide for making choices, will bring joy now and later

“he lives” is the testimony that has made all the difference in my life and it will make a difference to you

President Sister Emily Belle Freeman

wedding + cancer = mortality

best days and worst days allow mortality to do its work on us

Peter’s best day: recognizing messiah
Peter’s worst day: messiah calls him satan
——only three verses apart from each other

walking on water to immediately sinking—
best day / worst day

accepting an invitation from the Lord? He is there in (on) the water with you

worst day: Peter sees Jesus arrested then denies him

on the next walk, Jesus looks at him

what was that look to mean?

perhaps Jesus’s instructions to remember and to strengthen thy brethren—through the worst to come

whether today is a best day or a worst day (or both day) remember: God’s plan is for you and you can trust him; he knows you; pour out your heart; be still and listen (from fsy booklet)

fsy not just a guide for standards but a guide for strength

which angel do you suppose it was that was sent to strengthen jesus when he required it?

Elder PX Larreal

his accent makes me realize I shoulda just gone for it in Spanish

honestly, genuinely difficult to follow

when Jesus taught the sacrament, he was equally focused on us

the sacrament is for you and for me

a time to remember we are never alone

gift of HG a compass

Elder Ed Rowe

deactiviting mines without knowing where they all are

“Carefully follow your guide. Winta knows this place from personal experience. Follow in his footsteps, a few paces behind. Where he steps, you step.”

as time passed, my trust in Winta grew, and I returned home without harm

I developed a great trust and gratitude in him

we follow in His footsteps through covenants / temple worship / sacrament / ministering

following His example builds trust

even our very natures change to become more like him

when injured by spiritual landmines Christ’s healing power is enough

you can be too

return unto me and repent of your sins that I may heal you

Elder Rasband

ON Easter Sunday, yes, but THIS Easter Sunday?

tfw angels announce the risen savior

Pr Oaks has testified the resurrection a pillar of our faith the trickles into everything else

Jesus more than just a prophet

baby Paxton

blessing him just two fingers on his skull

“weeping may endure for a night, but joy cometh in the morning”

“because I live ye shall live also”

someday Paxton will be resurrected whole and perfect

resurrection not just a whole body but whole with God and Christ and our family

that’s the new painting from the World Report!

he is risen, he is risen, tell it out with joyful voice and let the whole wide world rejoice

Elder Renlund

the parable of the two balls

two balls were too many for this poor dog

we have even more balls and we too may want to climb back into bed

remember: not all balls equal; maintain an eternal perspective

why focusing on Jesus is of greatest value and helps us no matter how many more balls we have

“no man cometh unto the father but by me”

the Savior can and will declare guiltless all who repent and strive to the end

all means everyone

if eveyone then anyone

if anyone then even one

if even one then even you

(nice use of language, that)

repented-of sins leave no scar, no trace

post-repentence, we owe no more to justice

focus on the ball that matters most: Jesus
and you’ll be okay

Elder Th. Mutombo

the pascal greeting / easter affirmation:

1O: Christ is risen.
2P: Truly, he is risen.

blessed are those who come unto me

he’s arguing God loves you more each covenant you make which isn’t something I buy (according to the latest Sunstone, this is an argument Oaks used to make)

four of their ten children died in the early years of their marriage

our prayers did not change God’s will

his family tried to split him and his wife given their bad luck with children and according to their children

he didn’t go for it

Oaks: following Christ is a continuous commitment

keeping covenants can require leaving behind that which is highly esteemed among men

satan’s program is play now, pay later (if ever) or so he claims

Elder AR Walker

into treasure

I’d love to know his list of favorite movies as a kid

living next to the Andes seems good for treasure

the word treasure occurs in scriptures dozens of times—warnings against earthy treasures—but also the Lord speaking of us as his treasures, “a peculiar treasure” if we come unto him and keep his covenants

each of us has a special place in god’s heart
he has high hopes for us

think of blessings Only He can bestow

another Oaks quotation! (obedience essential to rise above life’s challenges)

as we choose to follow prophetic counsel even when hard that’s a signal to God of our priorities

“a continual stream of blessings from god”

a real…baby-bird kind of talk

President Dallin H. Oaks

1: the Resurrection

Jesus’s resurrection settled doctrine for all Christians
a universal resurrection settled doctrine for those who accept the Book of Mormon

do we accept the significance of believe in a universal resurrection?

death not being a conclusion affects our entire perspective on day-to-day life and life as a whole

mortal deficiencies, only temporary

death, even premature death, nbd

many people call today toxic (accompanied by delightful stock photo)

even those whose Christian beliefs should be preventative are toxic

Jesus taught the two great commandments, clarifying with the Good Samaritan

He also declared you should love your enemy

“bless them that curse you…pray for them which despitefully use you and persecute you”

hard words in 2026, to be sure

our enemies to our beloved children of God

old stake conference story:

inspired to ask woman in yellow dress to give surprise talk

she’s a nurse in a max-care facility

one of her patients the most repulsive man she’d ever met

he had an accident in his room at which point she felt an “almost electric current of love from God to this man” and she saw him as God saw him; she held him and comforted him as he cried that he just wanted to go home

that was one of the great spiritual experiences of her life

and a powerful lesson to me

loving others isn’t surrendering our values—it IS our values

balancing various responsibilities is hard

expect to be accused of not valuing obedience when showing love and of not showing love when valuing obedience

strangers’ hostility give way to friendship over time and contact

follow Jesus by choosing to love others even when they show no love for us

how it would change the world if Christians would embrace peacemaking

drawing a deliberate continuous line from Nelson’s tenure by focusing on peacemaking

as followers of Christ let us forego contention and embrace peacemaking

let us seek to be holy like our savior

(was there no #2?)

He…chose not to say amen! Quite the move.

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Sunday Afternoon

Elder Renlund conducting

Pres D Todd Christopherson

Peter back again, this time reminding us the last days will have Second Coming doubters

but, hey, you nondoubters—what manner of persons ought you to be?

live a life holiness

obv we should emulate Jesus, so what is his character?

Christlike character grows out of a Christlike heart so how do we obtain his motivations, desires, intents?

a willingness to correct when moved upon by the HG / always a willingness to forgive

character is revealed in being able to see the suffering of others when we ourselves are suffering

what better example than missionaries

a life of moral excellence is virtue is thought patterns good

no one of us alone can change the world but we each can have an influence on the world

Elder Wong

five remember-remember verses in BofM

see? so many ways to sort and resee the scriptures

God gives us knowledge and thus makes us free

Elder AT Hall, Happy Easter!

I glory in my Jesus for he hath redeemed my soul from hell

in every circumstance, bitter and sweet, Jesus trusted

“perfect empathy”

he heals us one by one

I rejoice that he can deliver us

Oaks quote!

Sister Porter

after establishing she’s gonna speak to the children, she changed to her for-the-kids voice

more speakers should speak to the kids than just the Primary presidency

your spirit is old, kids

He can help you stand for truth so you can share the light with others

even small children can say here I am, send me / here’s what I have, share (as in loaves and fishes)

dessert anecdote: get blessings now and later

she has an interesting way of suddenly changing how quickly she is speaking

Elder Neil L Anderson

sealing power’s pretty great

(the l is for linden)

marriage is a journey—to what God would have us become

“love is not love that alters when it alteration finds”

which is the real test of the opening months of marraige

the napkin joke’s pretty good.

second time today quoting you need the HG bc the devil’s so good at masquerading as truth

Packer gets a nice bonmot at Anderson’s expense! Zing!

everyone gets a righteous companion of their choosing eventually

sometimes divorce has to be a yes but always proceed with caution

this health-based anecdote seems a peculiar response to the divorce question….

Elder Q Cook

Moroni not letting Joseph sleep

questions Joseph likely had after this infodump

Cook and Holland escorting folks including religious leaders through open-house temple tours in Utah; discussing baptisms for the dead; connects directly to Malachi; read about Solomon’s temple; some leaders recognized this, some moved by it; in sealing room, Holland, teary, compelled to share that Elijah had come and restored the sealing keys; Jewish visitors appreciated all the OT stuff; later invited to go to Jerusalem to note anniversary of Orson Hyde’s dedication; Holland in his 30s spearheaded BYU–J; he worked with both Israeli and Palestinian leaders; together at the garden tomb with wives reading relevant scriptures; you do not needto visit Jerusalem to feel these same things yourself

Elder Wakolo

daughter called GC unmisunderstandable

but stop signs might be clearer

Oaks: doctrine of church centers on family which centers on temples

lots of temple stuff this weekend

some families are not yet sealed—to you I say you are essential to God’s plan

his example stories are so stripped of detail as to lose their value as lived experience

I repent—the second one’s better than the first one

but all these stories are resolved before death which I think could offer limited comfort to many

throwback to Elder Gong’s last-conference talk: no one sits alone

Elder Gong!

(incidentally, I was thinking, the Bay Area is deeply over represented among the 15 right now: Gong’s from San Francisco; Bednar’s from Oakland, which is where Clark too was born; Cook was a San Francisco stake president; Eyring was born a couple years after his family left Berkeley—am I missing any?)

never judge people for not recognizing what is directly before them—have not we done the same?

let’s just all abide with each other

historical aside on solemn assemblies

that must make Pr Oaks feel old, that Gong was a new student when he was the new president, turning forty and feeling old

Oaks told him a story about a grandfather who offered up coins to his grandchildren; the granddaughter who was careful only chose the best

if you see someone walking alone and sad, will you please walk with them?

no one should walk to road to Emmaus unseen

Pr Oaks

true nuff—lotta Jesus stories this conference

brief summary of such

we’ve been reminded about marriage and families

may we all represent the pure love of Christ in all our interchanges with God’s children

as these messages are published, check them out (until then, you have this svithetacular)

amen

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2026-03-31

All Midsummers are not composed of equal parts lamb and lion

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March comes in like a lamb and out like a lion.

I suppose that's a not-insane comparison between The Thin Man and T2.

But would not describe it as a straight line from L to L.

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The Thin Man (1934)

She rarely if ever bothers to smolder but no one in the history of film is more attractive than Myrna Loy. I would watch her sit and be bored for thirty minutes at a stretch. How does she do it?

I wonder if the dinner scenes in Black Bag were inspired at least in part by the Charleses' dinner scenes?

It is astonishing to me how slobberingly drunk people were during Prohibition.

While I don't think any of the movies is perfect, this remains one of my all-time top franchises.


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A Midsummer Night's Dream (1999)

I've seen this movie, on average, once every nine years since it came out and all of them yesterday and today.

I kinda loved it, actually. I was a little worried from reviews at the time that it would be too sexy and/or not well acted, but come on. It's exactly the right amount of sexy and the acting's pretty solid throughout. A few lines really hammered the blank verse (but I actually liked those line readings, Ms Pfeiffer, don't worry), but I wonder if what was disliked at the time (by those who did) was the pure theatricality of it all? The woods are all sets. But it remains cinematic. The characters, in their greatest madness, move in and out of sightlines much as they might on a stage. But it never stops being a movie.

Also really like some of the dramaturgical choices. Allowing Bottom to be more than a joke, the tension (and eventual resolution) between Theseus and Hippolyta, the way the women watch the play differently than the men.

And I like the darned bicycles.


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The Worst Person in the World (2021)

In twelve chapters and a prologue and an epilogue, so a great film to split over four days (as I did), but a little hard to wrap my arms around. The acting from the leads is excellent. The various angles on human experience are intriguing. The closeness of death to life, of truth to living—and yet, do they meet?

It seems like it has a 50% chance to be a movie I'm still thinking about years from now.

I liked the use of static cameras and the recurrent motif of our hero walking through the streets with the camera on her front. And I was more satisfied that usual with how it displayed psychodelics.


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Moonrise Kingdom (2012)

It's amazing to me how much I like this movie. Sure, I love Wes Anderson's work, but movies about preteen love and such obvious French New Wave debts usually rub me the wrong way and this is both! So why is it so great? I hate 12yrolds kissing!

I guess what it comes down to is that, in the end, I just believe Wes in a way I don't believe Truffaut (for instance). I think he means it. I find him sincere. The artificiality of his imagery is a tunnel to truth, and that gets me to overcome even these burdens. The colors and the delivery and the cuts and the pans and the angles and the music and the sound mix and the miniatures and the costumes—it all adds up to something straight from the soul, and that I cannot not appreciate.

And so I do.


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A Midsummer Night's Dream (2017)

Of the six options I brought to students, this is the one I gave my lowest expectations. (Or maybe this one, but it was close.) But, in fact, I kinda loved it.

It's a modern-day Shakespeare which can really be good or bad, but it dived right in with terrific wit. The script employs lots of lines from other plays (a tradition that goes back at least to Baz Luhrman's Romeo + Juliet) but it does it particularly well and with particular wit. The most blatant one (and perhaps least clever and perhaps also most delightful) was a 2B-or-not-2B bit. And it delights in the anachronism of modern-day Shakespeare—one I particularly liked (though the subtitlers missed the joke) was calling the phone AI Sirrah rather than Siri. Clever. And sensible. A fine and tiny gag.

For me, the movie stalled out in the forest, but the conclusion was also pure entertainment.

Part of the problem is that I found Puck utterly without interest and part of the problem is that the monochrome forest scenes while a cool idea, just rendered the screen...plain—uninteresting to look at once you're accustomed to everything being red.

It's always interesting to see what new ideas for line delivery a new production might employ. For instance, I liked Demetrius giving his lines about falling back in love with Helena in private to Helena. That was a nice.

Lastly, I loved how deliriously SoCal the whole thing is. Lots of examples, but the overtanned and oversurgeried Hippolyta was perhaps the most subtle example.

Happy to have laughed this much.

ps: young gen z dismisses the humor as "millennial"


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A Midsummer Night's Dream (2016)

Gen Z has had it with stuff from the Teens. This too is very "of its time" (meaning ten years ago) and they found it hard to like. THAT SAID, they absolutely enjoyed every bonkers moment of this adaptation and they had a LOT to say when it was over.

In this one, Theseus is a heavily Nazi-coded fascist and Hippolyta is imprisoned like a magical Hannibal Lector. And that's just for starters.

I admire how British television just embraces bonkers effects without too much concern how they mesh. That said, this is cleaner than, say, the Terry Pratchett things I've watched.

As for me, I loved it. It's absolutly bananas but it's wholeheartedly engaged with its bananiness and so I am as well. Every other scene brought a startling and unexpected surprise even though I know perfectly well what comes next, according to the text.

One of Gen Z's complaints is its awkward attempts at being diverse, but, man, this play was hella queer to start with. That that freak flag fly, Midsummer. Let it fly.


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Julie Taymor's A Midsummer Night's Dream (2014)

This is my favorite.

Generally, if I'm watching a movie, I prefer a movie to a filmed play, but they did an excellent job with the cameras and editing here. And Taymor's mindaltering imagery and blocking is just terrific all the way through. Kathryn Hunter is, of course, a deliciously weird Puck. The king and queen of the fairies are regal to the point of godly and the rude mechanicals are freshly modern in their funny. My only real complaint is that Theseus sounded so much like Matt Berry I couldn't figure out if he was trying to be funny or not.

I've liked all the Midsummers I've watched the last couple weeks but, again, this is my favorite.


HOME
our dvd
Because of Winn-Dixie (2005)

The 9yrold's teacher just finished reading this in class and, by a bizarre coincidence, the same day we discovered the dvd in our collection. The universe is looking out for her.

She was (naturally) hyperconcerned with slight changes but overall she liked the movie.

It's...not that great. It's not bad! don't get me wrong! but it's just a typical family film with some of the eyerollers we associate with the genre.

But I definitely liked it, if for no other reason because we get to see elderly Eva Marie Saint and Cicely Tyson plying their trade. The former didn't get much to do, but Cicely Tyson worked her scenes like nobody's business. On the other side of the spectrum you get a 6yrold Elle Fanning. It's the darn circle of life.

I was surprised by the tiny amount of magical realism (the candy made with sugar and sorrow) and kinda wished this smiling dog had pulled a Mary Poppins and just vamoosed at the end of the movie.

But you can't get everything you want.


ELSEWHERE
Peacock
Please Don't Destroy: The Treasure of Foggy Mountain (2023)

"Therefore we must judge a [comedy] not by the author’s intent, or by the mere mechanics of the plot; but by the [hilarity] level which it attains at its least mundane point." --- H. P. Lovecraft

Look: it's not a good movie. But, by Lovecraft's standard, its a terrific comedy. Because there were some moments I laughed a lot. And those are redemptive.

Largely, the movie's an awkward transition from sketch to feature, but let'm try again, says me and Lovecraft.


HOME
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The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie (2004)

Remarkable little film. Genuinely scary, utterly stupid, truly funny, and somehow feelgood. I mean—isn't that as much as one may reasonably ask of a cartoon movie?









HOME
our dvd
Nanny McPhee and the Big Bang (2010)

It's amazing the dvds that turn up in our collection. Where did it come from? Anyway, eight months after the then8yrold and I watched movie one, here we go again.

(Incidentally, yes, our dvd has the American title. I don't know that the British title is better, but it's less boring than Nanny McPhee Returns.)

These are curious movies. Obviously, she's in the Mary Poppins vein, but Nanny McPhee has quite different ideas about ethics—compromising other characters' agency, for instance. The nature of time and place is also peculiar. And the tie-in with the first movie is also surprising. And the nature and democracy of the world's magic requires attention and uncovering. It's asking similar questions as Mary Poppins about appearance and character but coming at it from an opposite direction. And it has surprising (and uncredited) stars in R**** F****** and E*** M*******! But some of the minor characters are the most exciting. The two scary women for instance: amazing.

In the end, they're charming movies and I'm glad to watch them but they're no one-two like, say, Babe or the first two Paddington movies. But what is?


HOME
Peacock
Bugonia (2025)

The closing credits are the best part of the movie. Normally this would be an insult but these closing credits are, visually and aurally, wonderful.

That said, I didn't like the movie. It was very compelling up top, but the last act was filled with twists like someone was making fun of the worst excesses of M. Night Shyamalan having only heard Twitter haters talk about M. Night Shyamalan.

Without his track record with excellent weird movies, I don't know that such good actors would have signed up for this nonsense.

Beautiful cinematography and knitwear though!


THEATER
Alamo Drafthouse Cinema New Mission
The Bride! (2026)

I get people's complaints but if "The Monster Mash" did not reveal to you that Maggie Gyllenhaal knew exactly what she was doing, I mean, come on. Yes she did.

I'll grant it's a mad film. Honestly, could've used a couple more honest eyes on the script before going into production. But it was great! I wasn't always sure what was happening or why, but I was very happy to be along for the ride.

And what a great film to watch the day after Jessie Buckley won for Hamnet. Even though I could not recognize her as the same woman to save my life even knowing it was her.

Plus, I appreciate that this too rewards familiarity with the Whale movies, with the novel, with a huge grabbag of relevant popculture history. That was fun. Thank you.


ELSEWHERE × 3
Prime Video
Die Hard (1988)

After learning that Die Hard is "based" on Midsummer Night's Dream, I knew I had to teach Midsummer and then sic the kids on Die Hard. Allegedly, after rereading Midsummer, the screenwriter reduced the action from three nights to one and had a couple new ways to think about the film:

Anyway, the students naturally found a lot more than just this Aristotelian time limit. They have the option to write about it tomorrow and I'm excited to see what they come up with.

It's always enlightening to watch a movie three times back to back (half one, half one, half one, half two, half two, half two). You can notice slight errors (Karl's hand keeping him alive ain't the next time we see him; Holly blouse rips open during a single cut), intentional motifs (John checking out hostess/airportgirl/sexycoworker/nextdoorneighbor/pinupposters, broken glass). Doesn't mean I know what to do with all that stuff, but this is a movie that holds up to close inspection. Lots of smart decisions that are easy to miss when watching it only every third Christmas.

But I think this may be why Die Hard holds up so well: it embraces being part of the One Story. It embraces being a Shakespearean comedy, it embraces being a Christ story—but, less highbrow, it embraces being a mashup or genre pieces as well: cop, action, buddy, etc.

Good movie.


HOME
Peacock
Ticket to Paradise (2022)

• I'm guessing the screenwriters laid out all their favorite beats and moved them around in circles until they found an order that felt good.

• I was just listening to an episode of Pop Culture Happy Hour about the magical challenge of casting and I think that might be part of the problem, even with Julia Roberts and George Clooney and Kaitlyn Dever.

• It feels like an advertisement for Bali even though all the big geographical taxbreak logos at the end are for Australia. And it really did make me want to go to Bali. Sorry, Australia. I think you got ripped off.

• Almost nothing in this movie works (but not nothing! a couple moments play!), which feels like such a waste. Somehow, this bad movie makes me sadder.

• Was the primary motivation just wish-fulfillment for kids of divorce?


HOME
our dvd
Nanny McPhee (2005)

I have complaints about removing agency in order to teach but the character work and certain lines are simply incredible.

Even only half paying attention and missing twenty-some minutes in the middle I teared up with some frequency.

The 9yrold prefers the sequel as the dancing pigs are funner.



HOME
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Robin Hood (1973)

The first half is not that well paced, it's true. But the second half is perfect. The music throughout is excellent. The voice work is terrific (and probably more period-accurate than Errol Flynn, truth be told).

Those looking to hate will find reason to, but the pacing is tight and once it finds its rhythm it's excellent and haters ought let themselves be won over.

Part of the trick is that it manages to create high stakes even though no one dies.

Since last seeing this, I've watched too many YouTube videos about how either this movie is great or how portions of it are great and I just cannot disagree.


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library dvd
The Terminator (1984)

I wonder if the production company being named 1984 Cinema '84 meant anything.

The sex scene isn't really sexy but if I ever remembered the shots of Linda Hamilton's breasts I'd probably hesitate on showing this to teenage boys. Too late. (Again.)

It does feel old now but it's still good. And once you embrace the idea of paradoxes all the way down, no worries!


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library dvd
The Fantastic Four: First Steps (2025)

We wanted to see this because of the cool midcentury visuals. Not sad we missed paying twenty bucks to see it because that's about all it had going for it. The script is an absolute mess. The edit is a disaster. Only Vanessa Kirby does anything interesting and that might only be in comparison.

It's a bad movie.

They didn't learn from all the bad things that have been done in previous Marvel movies and they didn't learn from all the good things that have been done in previous Marvel movies and they certainly didn't learn anything from The Incredibles (other than who to hire to write the score).

It's not good.

None of the characters make sense, from the heros to the bystanders. It's a disaster. More's the pity.


HOME
Peacock
Song Sung Blue (2025)

It's Certified Fresh but it doesn't surprise me that the audience score is 20% higher, almost perfect. It's a crowd-pleaser if any movie ever was.

The film is well made though I don't think it's perfect enough to become a classic. (I like what Josh Larson said: "Writer-director Craig Brewer...does more veering that [sic] navigating.") But Kate Hudson and Hugh Jackman are both incredible. Perfection from them both. And, in the last half of the movie, the same can be said of Ella Anderson and King Princess.

I thought this was just going to be a fun, feelgood, ragstoriches story—plucky nobodies make good! And they do make good. More than I had even guessed. But oh, it's not so easy. There is pain. There is suffering. There are the absurd slings and arrows of fortune. But it's lovely and beautifully and, ultimately, life- and art-affirming.

(Foreigners will definitely read this movie as a damning commentary on the American healthcare system. And they will be right.)


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Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)

The T-1000 looks just as good as the Silver Surfer in last years Fantastic Four. I'll leave it up to you whether that is a compliment for T2 or a knock on FF.

The movie's great and, had the studios known enough to leave well enough alone, this would have been one of the great one-two punches in movie-franchise history.

One question: Had Linda Hamilton spent the last seven years working on her arms and shoulders?

You know, if Robert Patrick had been ten years younger ten years later, he would have made a great elf (and not had to be the one falling into the lava). And being an elf probably would have been better for his future as a leading man.



2026-03-30

Six for 2026

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I'm sitting here eating Trader Joe's Sugared Hearts Rice Crackers (better than anticipated) uncertain how to introduce this collection of books, so I guess I just won't I have other thing to do and if you're here, it's probably because you already like books. I'm with you.


015) The Path and the Gate: Mormon Short Fiction edited by Andrew Hall and Robert Raleigh, finished March 15

It took me a long time to read this, which is typical of shortstory collections, even ones I'm in, even ones filled with my friends, even ones I'm very excited about. This is all three.

And now I'm nervous to talk about it because of course I remember some well and others not well and I'm deeply unsure how much I can trust any of the things left to say!

Ugh. I'm the worst.

Anyway, I do feel confident calling the collection worthy of your time and money. It'll be the standard for at least another 15 years so you still have time to be hip. But: dally not. 

over two years 

016) Hyperion by Dan Simmons, finished March 19

I think I liked the book more this second read. My complaints from the first goround are still valid, but they just don't bother me as much. The book's strengths carry the weight. Although knowing ahead of time that the book ends before the characters reach their goal probably eases the frustration.

Perhaps I would like the second book better as well.

I've since recommended these two to my son who has read them many times and has all four volumes. I really want to go on and read all four, but I'm not sure I will. After all, he suggests there are diminishing returns. And, the reason I reread Hyperion now is because he suggested it to our shared book group. And coming up soon is Moby Dick so it's not like I've got lots of time for three five-hundred paged books. I thought I was going to read some classics casually this year!

Anyway, if you don't recall, Hyperion is basically Canturbury Tales. These distant-future pilgrims are headed to the planet Hyperion to ask questions of its godlike resident the Shrike (who looks nothing like what's on the cover of the book; someone really needs to come out with classier covers for this near-classic scifi series. I would probably buy them for my son.) On route, they each (save one pilgrim who goes missing) tell their story explaining why they suppose they were chosen for this, the final Shrike pilgramage. Each of these six stories is about novella length and is told in a different fashion. They are the volume's greatest strenght, though I would not call them all equally successful. Or, perhaps, it would be better to say that they are not all successful in the same ways.

A couple sentences on each (the bit before each title is a descriptor added by Wikipedia):

The Priest's Tale: "The Man Who Cried God"

Of course one needs to be diaries and/or letters and frankly I'm glad it was first, get it out of the way rather than waiting for it to drop. This has a truly fascinating and horrifying alien concept. Best comparison: if Speaker for the Dead had never stopped being a horror tale.

The Soldier's Tale: "The War Lovers"

Never have sex and violence been more fully entwined. Maybe it's been matched, but ne'er exceeded.

The Poet's Tale: "Hyperion Cantos"

The most annoying character gets to be annoying about his writing. It's kind of perfect for a book so concerned with the literary arts to make the most literate character such a bastard.

The Scholar's Tale: "The River Lethe's Taste Is Bitter"

This is my favorite of the six. It starts with the mundane lives of two people who love each other and the most bizarre event imaginable—the backwards aging of their child—complicates their everything. A moving metaphor for many things, dementia perhaps the most obvious.

The Detective's Tale: "The Long Good-Bye"

I just picked up a copy of The Long Goodbye! We got a lady space detective and it's delightfully noirish and scifiïsh and it's exciting and it's just great.

The Consul's Tale: "Remembering Siri" 

Two in one this time. The initial story I like best—imagine being married to someone, only one of you stays on the planet and the other travels around near the speed of life. When you die of old age, your other is only four years older. The most important relationship of your life and you only spent a hundred-some days together. Over four years. Or, perhaps, over seventy. Heartbreaking. The second half is a small story of politics and betrayal that sets us up for the final act.

But the final act never comes. I love the smart worldbuilding and the interesting characters and their compelling journeys and reasons to risk their lives approaching a god made of blades, but, just as each of their stories ended on a cliffhanger, on the cusp of approaching the Shrike, so does the novel.

So...am I gonna actually read the other three books?

I honestly do not know. 

probably a bit over a month 

017) The Wife Upstairs by Rachel Hawkins, finished March 21

If you're a Jane Eyre fan, it won't take you long to recognize that this is a spin on that classic. I mean—the title gave it away, which is why I picked this book up in the first place. And you get the sense Hawkins likes Jane Eyre and enjoys playing with the source material. For instance, the main character's name is Jane (as in Jane Eyre) Bell (as in Currer Bell) but no, actually, her name is Helen Burns (as in Helen Burns) only when her best friend Jane Bell died of illness (ala Helen Burns) she stole her name.

I didn't like the book in the opening pages but then the first twist happened and I really liked it then it went on for a lonnnng time and I was getting bored and then there were a bevy of twists all of which I liked and then it ended.

It's funny though. I was a trifly surprised that the author had failed to notice an alternate explanation of her mystery which is to say I was surprised none of the characters had considered that possibility, but each time I felt that way, it ended up being the truth of the matter. I'm not sure if this is what mystery readers enjoy or not. Is it?

Anyway, it played with one of my favorite novels in fun and interesting ways but I honestly don't know if I'll remember having read it a year from now. 

three or four months

018) Visitations by Corey Egbert, finished March 23

I became aware of Corey Egbert almost two years ago, four months before Visitations came out. I spent a year trying to talk my library into buying it (so strange they did not considering the size of their YA comics collection) before just finally buying my own copy (maybe because of this?) which I've now had for months and months. Glad I finally picked it up as it is excellent.

And it makes me think about myself at the same age. His mother went insane. My father went insane. Our stories don't have much else in common (I'm about fifteen years older but also Mormon), but I know the places he talks about (Northern California and Utah and nowhere Nevada) and the whole thing feels like a near miss. His anxieties and doubts and worries are deeply familiar. 

I'm glad he laid all this bare. It was a rough journey but a worthy one.

If I wanted to get more nitpicky I might talk about the third act being less well placed or make some petty complaints about Utah culture, but whatever. The fact is Visitations is a very good book. Thought-provoking and lovely and easy to recommend.

two days 

019–021) After the Blast by Zoe Kazan, finished March 25

It's been a year and a half since I selected After the Blast to be the play I read in class while students are broken into groups reading different novels out of class. So how did it do? Did I select well?

Well.

First, it did not engender great amounts of discussion between scenes, which I was surprised by. Students suggested this is because they understood it and since they didn't need to ask what stuff meant, there was nothing to talk about.

At first, I totally rejected that premise, but I've been thinking about it in the six days since we wrapped up reading and I wonder know if they're onto something. Let's say a piece of literature has three levels of understanding. First is surface. Easy to do with After the Blast. It's a straightforward work in plain English and simple to follow. Third is deeper understanding where you have smart things to say about the book.

Here's what I'm wondering: If level one is too accessible, is there a path to level three? Perhaps the usual path to level three is a failure to reach level one on your own. Discussing level one as a class leads to connection making that might not otherwise occur. Perhaps those connects are level two. If we skip level to because level one came to easy, what path is there to level three?

I'll be interested to see how their essays turn out. 

two days 

022) Accidental Devotions by Kelli Russell Agodon, finished March 30

Loved this collection of poetry. Loved it. As the title suggests, there are many happened-into prayer-like moments, and that angle of attention was a pleasure to read. But also, naturally, her language. What is poetry without language.

Looking around online for a couple of my favorites I find this one and this one but most of them don't seem available. I wish I could point you to more.

Which I guess I have? Click that link to buy the book, after all.

(And, as it doesn't come out till mid-May, it's not too late to be the first on your block with a copy!) 

probably a couple months but maybe more 

previous books

The first five books of 2026

001) Red Harvest by Dachielle Hammett, finished January 3
002) Never Let Me Go by Kazuo Ishiguro, finished January 14
003) Snoopy's Guide to the Writing Life , finished January 16
004) You Are Too Much, Charlie Brown by Charles M. Schulz, finished January 19
005) Ice by Anna Kavan, finished January 24

Emotion-of-your-choice Valentine's Day!

006) Midville High: Comic Caper Collection by Matt Blair, finished February 5
007) Guarding the Moon: A Mother's First Year by Francesca Lia Block, finished February 10
008) The Sellout by Paul Beatty, finished February 13 

I don't know much about hats Kafka wore
Or if Bottom's dream sunk in the sea
But I know that George Lucas made a fine film
And that The Shining just isn't for me

009) Where Hats Go by Kurt Wolfgang, finished February 20
010) Kafka's Manuscript, finished February 27
011) Lucas Wars by Laurent Hopman and Renaud Roshe, finished February 28
012–014) A Midsummer's Night Dream by William Shakespeare, finished March 9

 

2026-03-29

Palm Sunday Program
a recyclable svithe

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I was asked to write the program for our Palm Sunday program today. This is not the final draft (I had inadvertenty left out an strings version of “I Believe in Christ” and was apparently way too long) but I think it’s my favorite version.

I’ve included the music, but these are obviously not recordings from today; they’re not even the identical arrangements. But they’ll do.

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BISHOPRIC:

The sacrament is our weekly reminder of Jesus Christ’s death and resurrection, of his atoning sacrifice and our salvation. today is Palm Sunday, the beginning of Holy Week, which closes with these great crises and conclusions. VOICE-ONE and VOICE-TWO will now guide us through the remainder of our program.

VOICE-ONE:

We come here each week to remember. We come here and someone we love kneels upon the ground and prays:

O God, the Eternal Father, we ask thee in the name of thy Son, Jesus Christ, to bless and sanctify this bread to the souls of all those who partake of it; that we may eat in remembrance of the body of thy Son, and witness unto thee, O God, the Eternal Father, that we are willing to take upon ourselves the name of thy Son, and always remember him, and keep his commandments which he has given us, that we may always have his Spirit to be with us.

And we do partake of that bread. And we do remember him. And we do accept his Spirit to be with us.

And then someone kneels to pray:

O God, the Eternal Father, we ask thee, in the name of thy Son, Jesus Christ, to bless and sanctify this water to the souls of all those who drink of it, that we may do it in remembrance of the blood of thy Son, which was shed for us; that we may witness unto thee, O God, the Eternal Father, that we do always remember him, that we may have his Spirit to be with us.

And we drink of that water. And we do remember him. And we do accept his Spirit to be with us.

And this is something we have done, more or less with all our soul, more or less every week, more or less correctly, both as individuals and as Christians together, since he ascended into heaven.

No doubt, on that occasion, Jesus reminded his disciples of what he had taught them before:

The Father shall give you another Comforter to abide with you, forever, even the Spirit of truth. You know him—for he dwells with you.

And when I am gone, you shall know that I am in my Father—and that you are in me—and I am in you. I tell you the truth. I must go away—for you—because if I do not go away, the Comforter will not come unto you. But when I depart, I will send him unto you.

Let’s travel backward, from the Spirit abiding with us today, to the ascension of Jesus and his message to his disciples as he left them with each other and with the Spirit.

Listen.

Listen as the choir sings:

If ye love me, keep my commandments,
And I will pray the Father, and he shall give you another comforter,
That he may bide with you for ever,
Even the spirit of truth, even the spirit of truth— [PAUSE]
Even the spirit of truth.

[THE CHOIR SINGS “IF YE LOVE ME”]


 VOICE-TWO:

Stepping backward in time to the resurrected Christ, as he sat and broke bread with his disciples, as their doubts and confusions dissolved and they gloried in his holy presence, as the deeper meanings of his teachings became clear and they marveled at their salvation—how must they have rejoiced!

Jesus, the very thought of thee
With sweetness fills my breast,
But sweeter far thy face to see,
And in thy presence rest.

Nor voice can sing nor heart can frame,
Nor can the memory find
A sweeter sound than thy blest name
O Savior of mankind.

Jesus, our only joy be thou,
As thou our prize will be:
Jesus, be thou our glory now,
And through eternity.

[THE CHOIR SINGS “JESUS THE VERY THOUGHT OF THEE”]


VOICE-TWO:

Travelling further back to the numb hours of Jesus, the Messiah, dead, and buried.

The disciples—lost. In mourning. Their hearts aching with grief.

Had they not understood? Had they not heard him speak beautiful truths and promises of a glorious future? Where had it all gone wrong?

Their hearts were confused and filled with fear. Without Jesus, they were lost.

And, as that first voice sang of her discovery that no, no—he lived!, it took time for each heart to understand, to believe, to sing along.

Let us now stand together and join them in this moment of wonder and joy. Let us sing of our savior, newly risen.

Turn to Hymn #198 and let us sing of that Easter morn and of a grave that burst.

Let us sing of that man who has risen again and conquered pain.

Let us sing because this morn renews for us that morn when Jesus cast our bonds away, when he took living breath and conquered death.

Let us sing in gratitude and give our love and pledge our all.

Let us sing as we shed a grateful tear.

Let us sing as we conquer fear.

Let us sing.

[THE CONGREGATION SINGS “THAT EASTER MORN”]


VOICE-ONE:

Moving further backward in time, imagine the crowd that gathered around the dying god upon his splintery cross.

Some came to mock. Some came to mourn. Some came to plead. Some just enjoyed a good show.

The sky darkened. The earth shook.

The Roman centurion—a man just doing his job—assigned to keep guard with his men over what was no longer “just another execution,” was frightened by the chaos, and cried out, “Truly! [PAUSE] This was the Son of God!”

[PAUSE]

Others knew this already. They looked around at each other and knew this was a day of horror and disaster they would relive for the rest of their upended lives. There were men and women there. Surely, some of the children who loved him could not be kept from this scene. And no matter what age, they knew, from this day forward, they would ask each other,

Were you there when they crucified my Lord?
Oh! Sometimes it causes me to tremble, tremble, tremble.
Were you there when they crucified my Lord?

Were you there when the sun refused to shine?
Oh! Sometimes it causes me to tremble.
Were you there when the sun refused to shine?

Were you there when they laid Him in the tomb?
It causes me to tremble—tremble—tremble.
Were you there when they laid Him in the tomb?

But they soon would discover another question to ask of each other:

Were you there when He rose up from the dead?
Were you there when He rose up from the dead?
Oh! Sometimes I feel like shouting Glory! Glory! Glory!
Were you there when He rose up from the dead?

[THE CHOIR SINGS “WERE YOU THERE”]

 

VOICE-ONE:

Jesus would spend forty days with his disciples. He would explain what it all meant. He would send them on journeys around the world. He would task them with sharing his story through time as well, through the scriptures they would write.

Nicodemus was old at this time. Mark was young. There were children who knew with a purity that came from seeing their Savior with eyes unwrinkled, children who would grow up to carry his gospel even further.

The gospel will always be carried into the future by those who, today, are young.

As the Primary children come up to sing to us, consider the testimony they are about to share. They will remind us of when darkness veiled the sky on that day that Jesus died in agony upon the bitter cross. They’ll remind us of how, when they took His body down and laid it in a tomb, his friends believed that everything was lost. But then they will remind us, when the third day came, the darkness turned to light, for Mary heard her name, and she saw the living Christ.

He was risen—risen to set the captives free. That means you—that means me.

They will remind us that the world was forever changed when Jesus rose that day to bring us home again.

They will remind us to praise His holy name and to see the living Christ and to remember—He will come again.

They will mean it as they sing: “Alleluia, He lives.

They will mean it as they sing: “Alleluia, He is risen.”

They will mean it as they sing: ““Alleluia.”

[THE PRIMAY SINGS “RISEN”]


VOICE-TWO:

Let’s continue our journey backward through time.

Jesus is preaching. He is greeting those unused to love. He is touching eyes and healing wounds.

He is arriving unknown and asking his cousin for baptism to fulfil all righteousness. He is a youth, talking of God with authority. He is a child. He is a babe in a manger. He is watching his people before his birth, leading them through prophets who teach of an atonement to come. He is walking with the ancients and founding covenants to tie us all together into one family—his family. As we were, all, together before this earth. He was there as well, before the earth was, with all the noble and great ones.

We were all noble and great, more or less. The current Church statement tells us that “the doctrine of foreordination applies to all members of the Church, not just to the Savior and His prophets.”

Before the creation of the earth, we were.

But that wasn’t worth anything until Jesus stood and said, “Here I am. Send me.” And we followed.

O God, the Eternal Father, we thank thee in the name of thy Son, Jesus Christ, for bread and water, to remember his body and blood, and to take upon ourselves the name of your Son, whom we love and honor and always remember. We’re trying, Father, to always remember. We’re trying, Father, to keep his commandments. We’re grateful for the Comforter he sent us. We’re thankful for his atonement, which saves even us, every day.

We’re thankful this Easter, for the God of Easter, Our Savior Jesus Christ.

Christ the Lord is ris’n today
Alleluia!
Love’s redeeming work is done.
Alleluia!
Lives again our glorious King.
Alleluia!
Alleluia!
Alleluia!

[THE CONGREGATION SINGS “CHRIST THE LORD IS RIS’N TODAY” with horns and organ]


 (benediction)

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previous svithe on thubstack and thutopia

2026-03-26

Rewrite
(it's not just a song by Paul Simon)

 

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I had a poem drop last week on Wayfare. The only comment (to date) is from a poet whose work I have some familiarity with. It’s a fifty-percent compliment:

Lovely. Deft. “Little” is an unnecessary adjectival, leaning towards sentimental.

I appreciate the compliment.

I also appreciate the criticism. I think it’s fair, and since I get so little helpful feedback on my poetry, worth considering. The poem’s quite short, so allow me to reproduce it here:

A sacrament cup
falls under the bench
and a little child
unfolds it.

What if we do as he suggests?

A sacrament cup
falls under the bench
and a child
unfolds it.

Honestly? I don’t like it. It now demands a caesura after child in order to keep the pacing right, which nothing in the is asking for. I can hardly put a comma at the end of line three.

But can we follow his advice (removing little) while keeping the scansion? Maybe this:

A sacrament cup
falls under the bench.

A child
unfolds it.

This is better than the previous version, but is it better than the original?

The differences are subtle and their relative merits are debatable.

I think the original is still more fun to read. But this final version might in fact be an improvement in terms of grounded emotions.

Should it appear in a collection someday, which version to you prefer?


 

2026-03-22

Speaking in church is fun to do
to do, to do, to do, to do

.

And having a calling that gives me about four opportunities a year to do so is, therefore, delightful.

I’ve been posting my talks online since 2006 and I’ve built up a healthy collection at this point. So healthy, I’m flirting with, a couple years from now, putting them in a book tentatively titled Thermons (and some other religous writings). I very much doubt there’s a market for such a thing, but when has that ever stopped me?

My most recent talk (given in January) I have not posted simply because Wayfare expressed expressed interest in the talks we (all of us) give. So I thought: why not send them this one? And so I did.

The very day I was about to pull my submission and just post the talk here, I heard back from them with the news they wanted to publish it. Given Wayfare does good editing, I was told “Thanks for this gift of a sermon! I wish I would've been in the chapel to hear it the first time. I'm seeing a lot of wonderful styles at use here: a meandering, inductive, misdirective approach that comes at things sideways but then resolves into brilliant epiphanies, several humorous techniques like juxtaposition and non-sequitor and sequences of expectations and (non)fulfillment, and in general a kind of gracefulness and kindness toward body and spirit. There's serious wisdom in here behind the playful and inviting tone. I love it, and we're excited to publish it.” and I was also told it needs a rewrite and here are a bunch of things to fix. Editors are the best!

Anyway, that’s why that talk still hasn’t appeared here, but it did get me thinking that if this talk (which I thought was less than my most interesting, if I’m being honest) got people interested in me and my talks, perhaps I should make them easier to find. And so here is a list of (I think) all the talks I’ve posted, along with links to reading them on Thutopia, The Weekly Svithe, or Thubstack.

I suppose doing this could impact sales of Thermons but, well, sales were never the point anyway.

By the way, I do recognize the spiritual irony here. As I was hunting down the following twenty talks, I also found this, from 2009:

Stake conference this week and we heard from the Sunday School general president.

He reminded teachers (and aren't we all teachers?) that we should be focused on learning, not teaching. In other words, it's not about how cleverly we teach, but about how well learning occurs.

Teaching in a way that glorifies the teacher rather than serves the learner is a form of
priestcraft.

I'm taking this as personal instruction, for church, for here, for m'job, for life.

Sins thus recognized, here we go!

Hope, Jesus, and the New Year (2025 Berkeley Ward)
thutopiathubstack

What is grace? What is justice? What shall we do? (2006 Oakland Seventh Branch)
thutopiathubstack

A Thanksgiving Svithe (2025 Berkeley Ward)
thutopiathubstack

Ward Variety (2025 Oakland Sixth Ward)
thutopiathubstack

A svithe on friendship (2025 Walnut Creek Ward)
thutopiathubstack

Aaronic Priesthood (2024 Berkeley Ward)
thutopiathubstack

A sacrament meeting talk about trees and Jesus and stuff (2023 Berkeley Ward)
thutopiathubstack

♲ Easter Svithe (2020 Berkeley Ward)
thutopia

The prompt is, “The Book of Mormon brings me closer to Christ because...” (2020 Berkeley Ward)
thutopia

Consumption and Creation (2018 Berkeley Ward)
thutopia

The Ninja Warrior Megadolphin Svithe (2016 Berkeley Ward)
thutopia

We svithe after these things (2016 Berkeley Ward)
thutopia

“There was a young man who thought....” (2015 Berkeley Ward)
thutopia

Heavenly Mother on Mother’s Day (2015 Berkeley Ward)
thutopia

Talk on the Book of Mormon (2011 Berkeley Ward)
thutopia

Joy + Misery = Joy (?) (2011 Berkeley Ward)
thutopia

Pioneer Day (2010 Berkeley Ward)
thutopia

Growing My Testimony through Action (2009 Berkeley Ward)
thutopiathe weekly svithe

Alma 5 (2006 Berkeley Ward)
thutopiathe weekly svithe

Happily Ever After (2006, El Dorado Ward)
thutopiathe weekly svithe