Titles are overrated

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So! I have learned that I did the following things to the kid who stormed out of class yesterday:

1) Slapped him
2) Threw him across a desk
3) Slammed him against a wall
4) Punched him
5) Choked him

It will not surprise you to learn that student rumors also say I am getting fired.

Which is good of course. We don't want teachers that strangle their students.

(Even sophomores.)