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SALT (the National Association of Clever Limericists) has announced a new agenda which it will be bringing before members of Congress in the coming weeks:
It's time that we SALT write more verse
(We'll all someday ride in the hearse!)
- So while the sun shines
Fund our doggerel so fine
Blast you! This made me laugh. And I only really say blast you! because laughing post gall bladder removal hurts
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ReplyDeleteYeah, that sucks. I'm sorry.
But without gall, your other humors will finally align, I presume? Or will there be bleeding involved also?
Dear Congressmen, this is a mail-shout:
ReplyDeleteOur industry's starting to fail. (Pout.)
Don't think to blame SALT--
The Dow's not our fault.
But grant us a poetry bailout.
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ReplyDeleteHuzzah!