Is not so bad, you know, being vimpire. Low profile, few enemy, much good times. Not like zose vampires wiss zare bloodsoocking and dead maidens and pasty faces. No, vimpire much better.
Big problem? Big problem is zis: Dem vampires. Dem vampires sink zey so great wiss zare big teess and flying and stuff. Zey are big problem for us vimpire. We causing no problems, very friendly, good people. Vimpire always good people! Ask anybody! But vampires telling ze awful tales of woe and not trues always.
5/27/08 12:03 PM