2005-10-10

Four stolen thoughts

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As per Edgy, I am quite disheartened to learn of the desperate measures that young male alligators are taking in Florida. Apparently they feel disenfranchised from the political process and in their frustration, have taken to getting themselves eaten by pythons and then blowing themselves up.

As per Cicada, I don't much care for milk. I do have it with cereal (though if Silk was cheaper, I would just get that) and on rare occasions with pizza or cake, but unless the cow's been in an onion patch, count me out.

As per Nemesis, when my brother was a high school drama geek, at the opening of a show they would take a cell phone and smash it with a sledgehammer. Cell phones are surprisingly resistant to sledgehammers, it may interest you to know. Other times they would use a toy replica from the dollar store which would shatter and send cell phone shrapnel all over the cell phone-carrying audience.

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6 comments:

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  3. Theric, is that REALLY you? Because if it is, I can read this instead of re-reading your last day of the first month letter. Because I've already memorized the whole dang thing because you're THAT funny.

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    No, thank you, Bawb. But I know that Master Fob would love it.

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