2005-10-24

Three ways to slay the dragon

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Thrust sword into heart.

Sling smooth stone into eyeball.

Dress as girl dragon and lace lemon maiden pie with dragonsbane.

7 comments:

  1. So, um, at conferences for Mormons trying to overcome homosexuality, they use the slaying the dragon metaphor a lot, the dragon being homosexual attraction. I'll suggest #3 next time I'm at one of those conferences and the metaphor comes up.

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  2. next time I'm at one of those conferences

    I do hope that was just part of the humorous post, I thought you were done with trying to be something you're not....

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  3. I think it would be awfully hard to dress up as a girl dragon and be able to properly seduce him. Just a thought.

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    Hey. Anything Bugs Bunny can do, I can do better.

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  5. I'm not so worried about the dressing up as a girl dragon bit, but I just wonder where you can get a decent recipe for lemon maiden pie nowadays.

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  6. Mandi--It might be worth going, just to use the "dress up as a girl dragon" line.

    Th.--I have yet to see you burrow through the earth and pop up in the wrong place because you must have made a wrong turn in Albuquerque. At all. Much less better than Bugs. I won't even touch playing basketball in space with Air Jordan.

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    I don't need to prove my superiority to myself and frankly Master Fob, much as I love you, I'm not going to go through all the hassle of booking time with Jordan just to prove it to you.

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