Three ways to slay the dragon


Thrust sword into heart.

Sling smooth stone into eyeball.

Dress as girl dragon and lace lemon maiden pie with dragonsbane.


  1. So, um, at conferences for Mormons trying to overcome homosexuality, they use the slaying the dragon metaphor a lot, the dragon being homosexual attraction. I'll suggest #3 next time I'm at one of those conferences and the metaphor comes up.

  2. next time I'm at one of those conferences

    I do hope that was just part of the humorous post, I thought you were done with trying to be something you're not....

  3. I think it would be awfully hard to dress up as a girl dragon and be able to properly seduce him. Just a thought.

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    Hey. Anything Bugs Bunny can do, I can do better.

  5. I'm not so worried about the dressing up as a girl dragon bit, but I just wonder where you can get a decent recipe for lemon maiden pie nowadays.

  6. Mandi--It might be worth going, just to use the "dress up as a girl dragon" line.

    Th.--I have yet to see you burrow through the earth and pop up in the wrong place because you must have made a wrong turn in Albuquerque. At all. Much less better than Bugs. I won't even touch playing basketball in space with Air Jordan.

  7. .

    I don't need to prove my superiority to myself and frankly Master Fob, much as I love you, I'm not going to go through all the hassle of booking time with Jordan just to prove it to you.