Minutiae

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1. A shoe seam come undone.

(Check.)

2. A collapsed plastic box preventing student homework from flying out the car window.

(Check.)

3. Forks in the fork drawer.

(Check.)

4. Pepperoncinis to spice up tuna.

(Check.)

5. A square of extra toilet paper to lift the seat with.

(Check.)

6. Large bags to keep under eyes.

(Check.)

7. A bag of marshmallows available for emergency consumption.

(Check.)

8. People who smile when they see you.

(Check.)

9. Being right.

(Check.)

10. Working spleen.

(Check.)