Sabbath comes once a week and is the occasion in which I attempt to honor God in some bizarre, thericular way by svithing, The.
Vernacular scripture came about a few hundred years ago and opened up religion to schmucks like me--without this innovation, svithing wouldn't exist.
Internet allows us to communicate with people quickly and easily and svithily, The.
Today--there is always a today--and today's today is beautiful (if I look hard enough) and wonderful (in some way)--as is every today--like today, for instance.
Hardiness is a trait I admire, but since physical labor for God would likely kill me, instead I am a hardy, weekly svither.
Everything in this world testifies of God's goodness to us--therefore everything is worthy svithe material--therefore I still have a long way to go--therefore I'll see you again next week--on the flipsvithe.....
Last week's svithe