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So I just heard an ad on the radio for a patented product guaranteed to increase my brain activity in no more than seven minutes! Nifty!

The ad asked me if I would like to be able to read 1000 times faster than I can now, or, if I would like to be able to read ten books in the time most people read one!

Whatever else might be said about this product, I can sure tell their advertisers are using it!