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So I was scanning my spam before deleting it the other day and realized that, say what you will about them, they're a creative bunch of penis namers.
Myself, I've never understood the phallic fascination, but all the same, now that I've thought about it, I suppose there is something of artistry in naming the ugliest part of the external human something endearing. So I'm making a list from spam starting now.
love wand
jackhammer
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Become the unicorn of your neighborhood
Girls will call you Largissimo.
Eh:
huge cannon
love tool
5/13/08 2:42 PM
What absolutely slays me is that Miki gets more phallic spam than I do.
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ReplyDeleteI only used to get Rolex spam till I switched to gmail.
If you think you'd like more, I'll forward mine to you. :)
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ReplyDeleteNo. No, thank you. No.
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ReplyDeleteAs you say.
There are some really fun ones (one-eyed trouser snake, Captain Winkie, joystick) but my silly favourite is 'jack-in-the-box'.
ReplyDeleteFound a new one today:
ReplyDeletezipper knight
Yeah. Yay for SPAM Filters.
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ReplyDeleteHahaha! I love that one!