Why my wife hates me


Even when I know the right lyrics, I still sing them wrong.

Yesterday it was the Beatles' "Octopus' Garden" ---

I caught myself singing
    I'd like to be under the sea
    In an officer's hotel room in the shade.
We won't ask Freud what he thinks about this because we hate Freud and consider him an idiot, but seriously? Is it any wonder my wife hates me?



  1. It's true--it drives me crazy when he does this. There is no way for me not to correct him, I must do it. I have tried not to, but I just can't let him go one singing the wrong lyric--I am compelled to fix his error. I like to think I am being helpful.

  2. My wife hates it when I alter the lyrics, too. I guess there is something puerile about such humor. I don't know. I enjoy such satire, though.

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    The thing is, when I'm doing it on purpose she doesn't mind so much. It's when my id starts changing words for no reason that drives her nuts.

  4. Ah, the subconscious modification of lyrics to suit your immediate disposition without recognizably just cause can suggest certain neurological deficiencies... or not.

  5. If for no better reason than to help us feel better.

  6. My wife quite likes it when I change lyrics. She applauds or groans appropriately based on the wittiness of my changes when it's intentional and just laughs at me when it's not.

  7. .

    I just realized that you were starting a game of my-wife's-better-than-your-wife.

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  9. I think you should, Theric. Maybe the spellcaster can fix this damnable lyric-changing habit once and for all and restore peace to your troubled marriage.

  10. .

    Sometimes you just have to ask yourself if the price of peace is just too much.

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