Time almost out to play my Preseason Oscar Game


If you're waiting till the last minute, you still have some time. Otherwise, dally no longer. We've had very few submissions this year so your odds at winning, one would assume, are pretty darn good. I mean: it's easier to beat three talented people than three thousand idiots, right?

Anyway, if you are waiting till the last minute, you need to post your guesses by 1:59.999999999999999999999999999pm Sunday night.

Click on the photo to play. (Yes, that means you have to touch it. I know. It's gross.)

Oscar's Tush


  1. I'm still trying to decide if I'm boycotting the Oscars again this year or not. I don't think I like this pressure you're putting on me.

  2. Did you really mean 1:59.999999999999999999999999999pm?

    Didn't you actually intend 11:59.999999999999999999999999999pm?