2006-12-27

If I knew how to count

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then I wouldn't have to bring my wife along when doing the following things:

. . . . scrambling four eggs.

- -- - walking eight blocks.

. . . . determining how many socks to put on.

- -- - giving one pancake to each sleepover guest.

. . . . eating a Tootsie Pop.

2 comments:

  1. what is a "tootsie pop"?

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  2. Looks like your lack of counting abilities is a good thing for your marriage. Talk about blessings in disguises, huh?

    (This presumes, of course, that your wife likes counting.)

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