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then I wouldn't have to bring my wife along when doing the following things:
. . . . scrambling four eggs.
- -- - walking eight blocks.
. . . . determining how many socks to put on.
- -- - giving one pancake to each sleepover guest.
. . . . eating a Tootsie Pop.
what is a "tootsie pop"?
ReplyDeleteLooks like your lack of counting abilities is a good thing for your marriage. Talk about blessings in disguises, huh?
ReplyDelete(This presumes, of course, that your wife likes counting.)