2025-08-18

The last books read before school starts

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Everything's about to change.

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064) Stranger Planet by Nathan W Pyle, finished August 13

Delightful. I expelled air to express my amusement several times.

a day or two 

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065) Jumping Jenny by Anthony Berkeley, finished August 13

Before I get into how much I liked this book I'd like to note that I'm not sure I've taken many such pure doses of misogyny. I mean—this is a book where it's okay to murder a woman if she's annoying enough. A book where even the best women are silly and doltish. Even the very best woman of all who is intelligent, witty, and excellent in every way, demonstrates her true female superiority by not asking a lot of pesky questions.

That's out of the way.

What I loved though is we see the murder up front. It's a brilliant murder—certain to be ruled a suicide—but then the people at the party get to suspecting each other. And because they suspect each other they work to cover it up so no one gets in trouble. Until they all learn it was actually a suicide. Even the Great Detective, the one who got too smart in the first place, is convinced.

And so the murderer gets away with it.

And then there is a twist in the very last scene that weirdly reemphasizes the okayness of murdering one woman by negating the novel's misogyny via another—no doubt accidentally. I doubt very much that Berkeley had set up a novel-length shaggy-dog story just to point out misogyny is dumb at the same moment he was once again litigating the lowness of women.

Anyway, the structure of the story and the detective's efforts and reasonings were unique in my experience and worth the read. Lots you can do in the mystery genre.

(One other thing: Berkeley likes to let his characters talk over multiple paragraphs. But it's confusing in this edition [link above] because each parapraph ends with a closing ". Don't know if this was some overconfident proofer at the new publisher or a trait of British publishing 90 years ago? If the latter, I feel like I would have seen it before?) 

a bit closer to three than two weeks 

066) Nothing to See Here by Kevin Wilson, finished August 18

Been a while since I've read a novel doing much the same things I'm up to. A touch of the bizarre, real human emotions, other people say it's "laugh-out-loud funny"—which I have come to interpret as "wit makes it to the sentence level." Those are all things I'm attracted to in my own writing.

Plus, the wealthy don't come off well, which I'm also in favor of. As a society, we need to see the cancer of inequality for the disaster it is.

 
Anyway, woman invited by rich friend to care for her step-children who, ah, occasionally spontaneously combust.

The biggest surprises for me in reading this were how calmly the book treats the kids' combustion and how fully formed the kids themselves were. When a book is loudly proclaimed A COMEDY you worry (expect) that the weird things will be treated like big jokes and that the characters most closely connected to the weird things will be walking punchlines. Not so here. The kids have real pathos. And the other kid, who seems like a placehholder, becomes real and interesting as well. This is the kind of comedy we should be rewarding. So I'm glad Wilson is putting sales on the board. Good for him.

under a week except maybe i read the first couple pages last month 

 

earlier this year..........

 

Bro! Tell me we still know how to speak of kings!

001) Beowulf translated by Maria Dahvana Headley, finished January 1
002) Cthulhu Is Hard to Spell: Volume Three, finished January 1
003) Fever Dream by Samanta Schweblin (translated by Megan McDowell), finished January 8
004) My Favorite Thing Is Monsters by Emil Ferris, finished January 11
005) You're a Good Sport, Charlie Brown, finished January 12
005) Into the Headwinds: Why Belief Has Always Been Hard—and Still Is by Terryl Givens and Nathaniel Givens, finished January 24
006) My Favorite Thing Is Monsters: Book Two by Emil Ferris, finished January 25

Maybe we should just pretend this set begins and ends with Wednesday Addams

007) Chas. Addams Half-Baked Cookbook, finished January 29
008) Monica by Daniel Clowes, finished February 3
009) The Unexpurgated French Edition of Fanny Hill: Memoirs of a Woman of Pleasure by John Cleland, finished February 19
010) Peach and the Isle of Monsters by Franco Aureliani and Agnes Garbowska, finished February 20
011) Klara and the Sun by Kazuo Ishiguro, finished February 28
012) Comic Poems edited by Peter Washington, finished March 7

Love, Beauty, and a complete lack of sasquatch 

013) Love that Dog by Sharon Creech, finished March 11
014) Beauty by Sheri S. Tepper, finished March 21
015) Antelope Spring by John Bennion, finished March 24
016) Shelley Frankenstein by Colleen Madden, finished March 28
017) Nancy Drew and the Clue Crew #21: Double Take, finished April 5
018) The Wood at Midwinter by Susanna Clark, finshed April 8
019) Rave by Jessica Campbell, finished April 13
020) The Creeps: A Deep Dark Fears Collection by Fran Krause, finished April 14

Do not ask what she does with the babies.

027) Victorian Psycho by Virginia Feito, finished April 21
028) Somna: A Bedtime Story by Becky Cloonan and Tula Lotay, finished April 23
029) Shadow Life by Hiromi Goto and Ann Xu, finished April 24
030&031) The Importance of Being Earnest by Oscar Wilde, finished April 25
032) Raised by Ghosts by Briana Loewinsohn, finished April 26
033) Ephemera by Briana Loewinsohn, finished April 26

Brighter and brighter until we all get our heads lopped off 

034) Brighter and Brighter until the Perfect Day by Sharlee Mullins Glenn, finished April 27
035) Lords and Ladies by Terry Pratchett, finished May 3
036) The Tragedy of Julius Caesar by William Shakespeare, finished May 5
037) Equus by Peter Shaffer
038) Travesties by Tom Stoppard, finished May 8
039) The Art of Intimacy: The Space Between by Stacey D'Erasmo, finished May 10
040) A Man for All Seasons by Robert Bolt, finished May 16

Criticism & Comics

041) Arts and Inspiration: Mormon Perspectives, edited by Steven P. Sondrup, finished May 18
042) The Waiting by Keum Suk Gendry-Kim, finished May 19
043) Odessa by Jonathan Hill, finished May 22
044) Barnstormers: A Ballad of Love and Murder by Tula Lotay and Scott Snyder, finished May 22
045) Bingo Baby, finished May 26 

Books on the Fourth of July

046) Final Cut by Charles Burns, finished May 28
047) Fever Beach by Carol Hiassen, finished June 12
048) How to Talk to Your Succulent by Zoe Persico, finished June 17
049) Poetry Comics from the Book of Hours by Bianca Stone, June 24
050) Night of Camp David by Fletcher Knebel, finished June 25
051) The Serial Killer's Son Takes a Wife by Michael Libling, finished July 3

An old friend makes some introductions (and more)

052) The 5th Generation by Dale Jay Dennis, finished July 7
053) To Say Nothing of the Dog by Connie Willis, finished July 10
054) Fer-de-Lance by Rex Stout, finished July 25
055) Meet Monster: The First Big Monster Book by Ellen Blanca and Ann Cook, illustrated by Quentin Blake, finished July 26
056) Last Pick by Jason Walz, finished July 29
057) Death Comes to Eastrepps by Francis Beeding, finished August 2

A lot of comics and then not Twain

058) Gilt Frame by Matt Kindt and Margie Kraft Kindt, finished August 2
059) Monkey Meat: The First Batch by Juni Ba, finished August 3
060) Abbott by Saladin Ahmed and Sami Kivelä and Jason Wordie, finished August 4
061) Mendel the Mess-Up by Terry LaBan, finished August 9
062) Beneath the Trees Where Nobody Sees by Patrick Horvath, finished August 9
063) James by Percival Everett, finished August 13


PREVIOUS OTHER YEARS IN BOOKS

2007 = 2008 = 2009 = 2010 = 2011 = 2012 = 2013 = 2014 = 2015
2016 = 2017 = 2018 = 2019 = 2020 = 2021 = 2022 = 2023 = 2024

 

 

2025-08-13

A lot of comics and then not Twain

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You never know when you'll just be living your life, minding your own business, when suddenly a bunch of comics leap in front of you like suicidal time-travelers.

Anyway, I also read the most important American novel of the 2020s if you're snobbish about comics. But you shouldn't be. These were all pretty good. Except for the one. But other people liked it so. 

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058) Gilt Frame by Matt Kindt and Margie Kraft Kindt, finished August 2

An email sent me looking for this and I read it on Hoopla. It's about an older lady and the great-nephew they raised. They live in a mystery-a-week world—everywhere they go someone dies and they figure it out. This time they're in Paris with some fancy chairs and someone ends up dead.

 
But, ends up, that's not the kind of mystery this is at all. It's another kind entirely.

And in the final moments, the great detective figures it out.

Will there be a sequel? 

one afternoon 

 

059) Monkey Meat: The First Batch by Juni Ba, finished August 3

I was not as enamored of this grotesque satire of consumerism and (especially) corporate malfeasance as most reviewers seem to be. The art was cool but at times so cool as to be illegible. The targets tended toward the deserving but the arrows were at times so warped as to miss the target.


Still. The powerful deserve all the knocks they can get. 

two sittings

 

060) Abbott by Saladin Ahmed and Sami Kivelä and Jason Wordie, finished August 4

I'm kinda done with comics does in the dark supernatural, but somehow I picked up Abbott anyway and I'm glad I did because it's terrific. Not because of its dark and supernatural elements but because our title character and her community.

Abbott is a news reporter in 1972 Detroit. She's hardboiled, sure, but she's got friends in the town and the respect of her colleagues. There's plenty of scumbag racism around, sure, but her eyes are open and her soul is pure. She is a soldier of the truth. Like any good journalist.

Ends up however she's also a Chosen One of some kind which is lucky because a dark supernatural evil is raising its head in Detroit. Blah blah blah.

She saves the day and there are sequels set in 1973 and 1979 wherein, I assume, she works to save her dead boyfriend from the powers of evil whilst keeping her city safe and writing good copy.

Anyway, it's all worth it because Abbott is good company. You'll like hanging out with her. 

one sit 


061) Mendel the Mess-Up by Terry LaBan, finished August 9

This charmer's about a kid in the shtetl who was cursed in utero to always be a mess up. And so he is.

But when the Cossacks come to town, maybe he can use his powers for good?

This is a genuinely funny and actually moving comic. I hope it finds its way through the crowded marketplace to find a readership among today's kids.

 one day 

 

062) Beneath the Trees Where Nobody Sees by Patrick Horvath, finished August 9

This is neck-and-neck with my favorite serial-killer fiction of the year and for similar reasons: take the horror and play it at full volume but defamiliarize it with things that are pleasant or charming or classical or cute.

 
Samantha has one rule—never kill in town. Keep town wonderfully halcyon. But when another killer shows up murdering townsfolk, how long until the cops discover the wrong killer? She's got to find the competition before they do.

one night 


063) James by Percival Everett, finished August 13

I have a copy of Good Lord Bird I haven't read, I checked out I Am Not Sidney Poitier from the library but didn't read it, and I've felt anxious to watch American Fiction since it came out but haven't managed to pull it off. But now I've read James! (So I suppose I should read the Alta interview I have lying around too.)

I haven't read Huck Finn since 2000 so I can't say for certain how closely James is following it. Certainly some of the set pieces overlap and, of course, in both books then Jim and Huck get separated and we don't really know what happens to Jim in those times.

What I'm most glad about—and assume spoilers from here out—is that Everett abandoned the (what I remember being) hoaky New Orleans conclusion and instead gave James a heroic ending of his own creation. And it's a killer ending. 

(Incidentally, how is it exactly zero people have told me that one of the most zeitgeisty novels of the last five years engages a parallel rhetorical trick of my own novel of the last five years?)

In the opening paragraphs of James I could immediately tell I was in the hands of someone who really knows how to write. There was just something about the way word moved to word, sentence to sentence, that was correct in a way books usually are not. Of course that doesn't mean that the novel on the macro level would be perfect and the, mm, second fifth of the book dragged a bit as Everett was more concerned with scoring point via his alternate America, but perhaps that was necessary work because once the world is established, it sings.

In short, I get why people loved the book and I get why they admired it. I'm curious to see if (slash how) we're talking about it thirty years for now. I rather hope he are. 

twelve days, but not most of them 

 

earlier this year..........

 

Bro! Tell me we still know how to speak of kings!

001) Beowulf translated by Maria Dahvana Headley, finished January 1
002) Cthulhu Is Hard to Spell: Volume Three, finished January 1
003) Fever Dream by Samanta Schweblin (translated by Megan McDowell), finished January 8
004) My Favorite Thing Is Monsters by Emil Ferris, finished January 11
005) You're a Good Sport, Charlie Brown, finished January 12
005) Into the Headwinds: Why Belief Has Always Been Hard—and Still Is by Terryl Givens and Nathaniel Givens, finished January 24
006) My Favorite Thing Is Monsters: Book Two by Emil Ferris, finished January 25

Maybe we should just pretend this set begins and ends with Wednesday Addams

007) Chas. Addams Half-Baked Cookbook, finished January 29
008) Monica by Daniel Clowes, finished February 3
009) The Unexpurgated French Edition of Fanny Hill: Memoirs of a Woman of Pleasure by John Cleland, finished February 19
010) Peach and the Isle of Monsters by Franco Aureliani and Agnes Garbowska, finished February 20
011) Klara and the Sun by Kazuo Ishiguro, finished February 28
012) Comic Poems edited by Peter Washington, finished March 7

Love, Beauty, and a complete lack of sasquatch 

013) Love that Dog by Sharon Creech, finished March 11
014) Beauty by Sheri S. Tepper, finished March 21
015) Antelope Spring by John Bennion, finished March 24
016) Shelley Frankenstein by Colleen Madden, finished March 28
017) Nancy Drew and the Clue Crew #21: Double Take, finished April 5
018) The Wood at Midwinter by Susanna Clark, finshed April 8
019) Rave by Jessica Campbell, finished April 13
020) The Creeps: A Deep Dark Fears Collection by Fran Krause, finished April 14

Do not ask what she does with the babies.

027) Victorian Psycho by Virginia Feito, finished April 21
028) Somna: A Bedtime Story by Becky Cloonan and Tula Lotay, finished April 23
029) Shadow Life by Hiromi Goto and Ann Xu, finished April 24
030&031) The Importance of Being Earnest by Oscar Wilde, finished April 25
032) Raised by Ghosts by Briana Loewinsohn, finished April 26
033) Ephemera by Briana Loewinsohn, finished April 26

Brighter and brighter until we all get our heads lopped off 

034) Brighter and Brighter until the Perfect Day by Sharlee Mullins Glenn, finished April 27
035) Lords and Ladies by Terry Pratchett, finished May 3
036) The Tragedy of Julius Caesar by William Shakespeare, finished May 5
037) Equus by Peter Shaffer
038) Travesties by Tom Stoppard, finished May 8
039) The Art of Intimacy: The Space Between by Stacey D'Erasmo, finished May 10
040) A Man for All Seasons by Robert Bolt, finished May 16

Criticism & Comics

041) Arts and Inspiration: Mormon Perspectives, edited by Steven P. Sondrup, finished May 18
042) The Waiting by Keum Suk Gendry-Kim, finished May 19
043) Odessa by Jonathan Hill, finished May 22
044) Barnstormers: A Ballad of Love and Murder by Tula Lotay and Scott Snyder, finished May 22
045) Bingo Baby, finished May 26 

Books on the Fourth of July

046) Final Cut by Charles Burns, finished May 28
047) Fever Beach by Carol Hiassen, finished June 12
048) How to Talk to Your Succulent by Zoe Persico, finished June 17
049) Poetry Comics from the Book of Hours by Bianca Stone, June 24
050) Night of Camp David by Fletcher Knebel, finished June 25
051) The Serial Killer's Son Takes a Wife by Michael Libling, finished July 3

An old friend makes some introductions (and more)

052) The 5th Generation by Dale Jay Dennis, finished July 7
053) To Say Nothing of the Dog by Connie Willis, finished July 10
054) Fer-de-Lance by Rex Stout, finished July 25
055) Meet Monster: The First Big Monster Book by Ellen Blanca and Ann Cook, illustrated by Quentin Blake, finished July 26
056) Last Pick by Jason Walz, finished July 29
057) Death Comes to Eastrepps by Francis Beeding, finished August 2


PREVIOUS OTHER YEARS IN BOOKS

2007 = 2008 = 2009 = 2010 = 2011 = 2012 = 2013 = 2014 = 2015
2016 = 2017 = 2018 = 2019 = 2020 = 2021 = 2022 = 2023 = 2024

 

 

2025-08-04

Go see Sketch

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Normally, I don't share my thoughts on movies until the end of the month, but Sketch is in theaters now and I don't want you to miss this chance to take everyone you know—every age you know—to the movies. Lady Steed and I took the 18yrold, the 16yrold, and the 8yrold, and we all dug it. I laughed the most and I also jumped the most, but we all dug it.


If you missed the trailer, no need to watch it now. Just go see the movie. But if you want the gist, here it is:

A kid finds a pond in the woods behind the house that can magically repair / bring to life things: a cellphone, a hand, a plate. Just as the movie is heading into Pet Sematary territory (he's carrying his mother's ashes to the pond), he interrupted by his sister and—oh no—her sketchbook of horrors falls in. Before you know it, their community is overrun with her imaginary bestiary.


I don't want to undersell what happens next. This is, in fact, a straight-up horror movie. But the monsters are so cute and charming and . . . drawn that my laughter and delight tended to max the same time my terror did. It's an astonishing accomplishment and writer/director/editor Seth Worley should be able to direct anything he wants after this.

Oh.

It's not "just" a horror movie. It's a moving family dramedy. It's a killer action film with iconic moments that should get reimagined in America's playgrounds for years to come.

In other words, this is the movie to take your kids to. THIS ONE. The kid actors do great work. Real action and drama and comedy happen when there are zero adults in the scene.

(Not to knock the adults. Tony Hale in particular kills.)

I'm seriously considering returning a time or two with the 8yrold bringing with us a different set of her friends each time. She's in a sensitive-to-scary-stuff stage right now but she was completely invested and laughing at the jokes and jumping much less than I did. (But then: I'm a jumper.) 

Anyway, I have two or three tiny quibbles with the movie but they're not significant. This is the movie of the summer. This one. Show it to the kids. Take your friends. Catch a midnight showing. All are appropriate ways to enjoy Sketch.

Just enjoy it.

(ps: i feel constrained to mention this is my first time watching an angel studios film, in case you're suspicious of my enthusiasm; which is fair—but this movie deserves it) 

 

 

2025-08-02

An old friend makes some introductions (and more)

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052) The 5th Generation by Dale Jay Dennis, finished July 7

So based on the cover


I expected some deeply cheesy teen romance. One of the lovers would be an LDS convert. Something would go wrong but they'd fall in love by the end. This wasn't so far off, but this was all taken care of well before we reached page 100 and I was confused, wondering where it would go from there.

Now perhaps I should pause to mention the book has a lot of surface flaws that a good editor should have helped Dennis resolve. He has a bad habit of getting into hair and eye color each time a new character is advanced, for instance. A few plot details that interest are dropped. But! There are also some stellar things happening on that surface. For instance, the way he writes the Irish dialect is superb. (Spoken as someone who is far from an expert, but reading the lines made me believe I was hearing Irish people speak.) He also handles the occasional Gaelic pretty well. He has a lot of faith in his audience and I appreciate that.

What what's best about this book is what's happening below the surface. The story takes place over roughly eight years near the end of the Troubles. The book was published in 1995, three years before the Troubles ended. I'm not sure exactly when the book started and therefore I can't say for sure when it ended. I suspect it began in the present day and ended in the near future but as that would make it out of line with the actual history, lets start it circa 1988 so it can end shortly before the Troubles themselves.

It is appropriate that this story ends with the Troubles. More or less. 

The story begins with Kathleen, Northern Irish, who is baptized Mormon to the irritation of her father. She attends an all-Ireland youth conference where a BYU professor cites Exodus re the third or fourth generations being in bad shape and suggests that these Irish kids be the fifth generation: peacemakers.

The experience is rough on Kathleen who has been struggling with fear, perhaps even hatred, of the southern Irish kids this entire time. But her heart opens. And once it's open, it's wide open and she falls in love with a kid from Dublin. They'll maintain a longterm relationship until they get married. She leaves her family and moves to Dublin.

It's not a long book (200pp) but all this is less than half. The book moves quickly. It does not waste time. It's willing to leap over scenes we don't need to see and Dennis's instincts are pretty good on this point. I was surprised multiple times that a guy who is making some amateur errors was also showing this level of boldness when it came to his organization.

I don't suppose many people are likely to run down this book (copies seem to run a bit under $15) but it's a worthy read. Because of it's flaws, it's the sort of book that you might say could make a better movie. I dunno. Even with the flaws, my emotions were entirely wrapped up in this story and these characters. Although if BYUtv were looking for a three-season prestige epic, this would be a solid option.

I'm here in Utah now without much of my library and found this book in my in-laws basement among a bunch of cds. I laughed a bit at the cover but it was made out to my wife at the end of her junior year of high school, a gift from her seminary teacher. I took it upstairs thinking I could plow through it McBride-style. Then I learned (it was pointed out to me; I didn't notice this myself) that the book was written by said seminary teacher. That's how it came to my hands twenty-nine years later. I think I'm the first person to read it.

And I'm glad I did. 

from a little after 2pm to a little after midnight

 

053) To Say Nothing of the Dog by Connie Willis, finished July 10

A couple Christmases ago, I gave the boys a killer set of novels: Three Men in a Boat, Have Spacesuit Will Travel, and To Say Nothing of the Dog. I only discovered those other two novels because Connie Willis, when I read To Say Nothing of the Dog in 2000 or 2001, introduced them to me. She also introduces lots of other books, and I think I may need to run down Dorothy Sayers's Harriet Vane books next.

Anyway, when I first read To Say Nothing of the Dog twenty-five years ago I absolutely fell in love with it. I still think about it to this day and although I was able to have a largely fresh experience a quarter-century later, I did now certain things would arrive as the novel progressed. It's a charming bit of near-future science fiction (although it just goes to show how far away 1998 was from 2008 when it comes to cellphones, while time-travel certainly didn't appear in 2013—but of course she didn't really expect that), but it's also a detective story riffing off the classics, and it is a wonderful romance. Connie Willis has the sort of respect for the reader that means we're all getting to have fun together, on this little romp through time and literature, and it's absolutely delightful.

For some years I included this novel on my list of favorite books and I see no reason why it shouldn't be reestablished thereon. And if anyone's thinking about getting me a Coast Guard Day present, although I've read maybe all of Connie Willis's short stories in the last twenty-five years, I still haven't read any (any!) of her other novels. I cannot explain it. Except maybe to say that whenever I'm in a used book store (as I was today) and think to check (as I did today) they never have any. But as excuses go, that's pretty weak.

Quick detour to talk about the paperback cover:

What is with that blurb? What is a "book of its kind," first of all? and how are Irving or Toole's books in the same category.

It drives me crazy that whenever someone wants to praise a comic novel, the go-to is It's as good as A Confederacy of Dunces! as if that's the only comic novel of note to appear in the modern era.

(This is a good time to note I, too, have had work compared to Toole's novel.)

Anyway.

I do think my experience of 2025 is different from my experience of c. 2000 in that I was a bit more aware of things that could be called flaws in the time-travel stuff and that I did find some of the book's human optimism misguided in a way I never would have pre-Trump.

That said, all the more reason to read it—to believe once again in our potential to be good and to do things for good reasons. I want to believe! 

And in that way, this novel is both highly moral and desperately needed. Which is exactly was art should be, is that not so Mr Arbitage?

But if thinking it might be good for you turns you off, forget about it. Just know this story is filled with wonderful characters, will make you laugh, leave you happy, and plays so many different games so skillfully it's like reading three genres at once. Deeelightful. 

a couple months 


054) Fer-de-Lance by Rex Stout, finished July 25

After To Say Nothing of the Dog I've been wanting to read '30s mysteries. Starting with a Nero Wolfe novel seemed like a good idea as the great detective never leaves his house and his Watson has to do all the legwork. And that sounds an awful lot like a project I'm working on.

It was a good read and I like Archie Goodwin, Nero's Watson. He's clever and competent. Frankly, a decent detective in his own right. He just doesn't have that certain genius this species of detective novels requires, ala Holmes or Poirot.

I was intrigued that the mystery was solved well before novel's end, but gathering sufficient evidence took longer. Daring choice. 

a couple weeks 

 

055) Meet Monster: The First Big Monster Book by Ellen Blanca and Ann Cook, illustrated by Quentin Blake, finished July 26

Until just now when I tried to find out who the original illustrator was, I had assumed that this must be a reissue of a classic story reillustrated by Quentin Blake. But no, he's the original.


The stories are easy for early readers with simple words and repetition, but they also occasionally make strange decisions in terms of what comes next both with language and story.

Apparently there are a gajillion of these things. 

while at the library 

 

056) Last Pick by Jason Walz, finished July 29

Don't know how old Jason Walz is, but his creature design seems influenced by Jake Parker. I appreciate the ambition of this scifi story for kids, but it never really came together for me. It does set up an even more ambitious second volume which is intriguing buuuut my library doesn't have it, so this is probably the end of the line for me.

a couple days


057) Death Comes to Eastrepps by Francis Beeding, finished August 2

In my casual recent collection of Thirties mysteries, I picked up this serial-killer yarn. My copy was published in the Sixties with an intro in which one of the authors (Beeding is a pseudonym) was displayed in conversation super-pleased with himself for crafting a tale in which no one ever guesses the villain. Which made me on the lookout for a villain and, well, I called it about halfway through.

This is what comes of making a novel into a puzzle.

Anyway, some clever things were done with the language, but largely this book was a series of examples of things that drive me crazy about midcentury popular fiction—I just didn't realize "midcentury" began so soon.

I did appreciate the actual decisive clue, I should add. It was reasonable. Important since (spoilers) the killer is not revealed before another man dies for his crimes. And let me add here that I'm shocked how quickly capital crimes worked their way through the system in 1930s Britain. Shocked.

a week

 

 

earlier this year..........

 

Bro! Tell me we still know how to speak of kings!

001) Beowulf translated by Maria Dahvana Headley, finished January 1
002) Cthulhu Is Hard to Spell: Volume Three, finished January 1
003) Fever Dream by Samanta Schweblin (translated by Megan McDowell), finished January 8
004) My Favorite Thing Is Monsters by Emil Ferris, finished January 11
005) You're a Good Sport, Charlie Brown, finished January 12
005) Into the Headwinds: Why Belief Has Always Been Hard—and Still Is by Terryl Givens and Nathaniel Givens, finished January 24
006) My Favorite Thing Is Monsters: Book Two by Emil Ferris, finished January 25

Maybe we should just pretend this set begins and ends with Wednesday Addams

007) Chas. Addams Half-Baked Cookbook, finished January 29
008) Monica by Daniel Clowes, finished February 3
009) The Unexpurgated French Edition of Fanny Hill: Memoirs of a Woman of Pleasure by John Cleland, finished February 19
010) Peach and the Isle of Monsters by Franco Aureliani and Agnes Garbowska, finished February 20
011) Klara and the Sun by Kazuo Ishiguro, finished February 28
012) Comic Poems edited by Peter Washington, finished March 7

Love, Beauty, and a complete lack of sasquatch 

013) Love that Dog by Sharon Creech, finished March 11
014) Beauty by Sheri S. Tepper, finished March 21
015) Antelope Spring by John Bennion, finished March 24
016) Shelley Frankenstein by Colleen Madden, finished March 28
017) Nancy Drew and the Clue Crew #21: Double Take, finished April 5
018) The Wood at Midwinter by Susanna Clark, finshed April 8
019) Rave by Jessica Campbell, finished April 13
020) The Creeps: A Deep Dark Fears Collection by Fran Krause, finished April 14

Do not ask what she does with the babies.

027) Victorian Psycho by Virginia Feito, finished April 21
028) Somna: A Bedtime Story by Becky Cloonan and Tula Lotay, finished April 23
029) Shadow Life by Hiromi Goto and Ann Xu, finished April 24
030&031) The Importance of Being Earnest by Oscar Wilde, finished April 25
032) Raised by Ghosts by Briana Loewinsohn, finished April 26
033) Ephemera by Briana Loewinsohn, finished April 26

Brighter and brighter until we all get our heads lopped off 

034) Brighter and Brighter until the Perfect Day by Sharlee Mullins Glenn, finished April 27
035) Lords and Ladies by Terry Pratchett, finished May 3
036) The Tragedy of Julius Caesar by William Shakespeare, finished May 5
037) Equus by Peter Shaffer
038) Travesties by Tom Stoppard, finished May 8
039) The Art of Intimacy: The Space Between by Stacey D'Erasmo, finished May 10
040) A Man for All Seasons by Robert Bolt, finished May 16

Criticism & Comics

041) Arts and Inspiration: Mormon Perspectives, edited by Steven P. Sondrup, finished May 18
042) The Waiting by Keum Suk Gendry-Kim, finished May 19
043) Odessa by Jonathan Hill, finished May 22
044) Barnstormers: A Ballad of Love and Murder by Tula Lotay and Scott Snyder, finished May 22
045) Bingo Baby, finished May 26 

Books on the Fourth of July

046) Final Cut by Charles Burns, finished May 28
047) Fever Beach by Carol Hiassen, finished June 12
048) How to Talk to Your Succulent by Zoe Persico, finished June 17
049) Poetry Comics from the Book of Hours by Bianca Stone, June 24
050) Night of Camp David by Fletcher Knebel, finished June 25
051) The Serial Killer's Son Takes a Wife by Michael Libling, finished July 3

 


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2025-07-31

An Anemic July

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I mean, I suppose traveling and visiting friends and family and going to museums and concerts and attending festivals and galleries is good and all but gee whiz, this is all the movies this month? Golly.

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Asteroid City (2023)

I really love this movie. The 15yrold, seeing it for the first time, has no idea what to make of it. An appropriate response. We need to at least train him to laugh at the jokes. Or to recognize them, rather. Of course he asked me once midfilm to explain a joke and I realized it wasn't really a joke.

(My first two watches.)

Anyway, this is a meditation on how art explains life. There. Simple.

(Incidentally, although the screentested a gazillion women looking for Liesl, they landed on a child of fame. In this one, it's Maya Hawke. And way back in film two, he cast a Coppola. I think Wes Anderson might have a subconscious bias for nepobabies.)

I find it interesting that this film satirizes the very sort of drama (stylized, verbose, uninterested in the hard science) of which Wes Anderson is one of the great inheritors.

Speaking of The Phoenician Scheme, it was interesting to learn that Michael Cera was intended for a role in this film but couldn't make it to do scheduling. My guess is his was to be the Steve Carell role. But I suppose it could have been the playwright? Anyway. He's too old to be the lead kid these days.


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The Parent Trap (1961)

Love this movie.

Surprised this time by how emotionally I found certain moments. The combination of brokenness and hope pierced me.

Also, I'm now of an age to find 41yrold Maureen O'Hara crazy hot.

I mean.

And Brian Keith seems pretty well put-together himself. Wasn't it Pauline Kael who said he was one of our great actors who just never entered the pantheon because he never got the right role to push him there? Anyway, he's good.

And I'm sure this owes a lot to direction and editing, but Hayley Mills did a good job defining the two characters a bit more or a bit less as the scene required.

But the film is filled with iconic lines and looks from smaller characters, and solid Sherman-brothers songs. Hard to complain about any of it.

In other news, this is July 28th and THIS IS THE SECOND MOVIE I'VE WATCHED. Between travel and Girls Camp and the 8yrold never going to bed, this is shaping up to be the scantest month since records were begun. Boo.


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Civil War (2024)

From a position of what the camera's doing, it seems like a very flashy movie. But it's not, really, because all the tricks are working to focus our attention. It's flare serving function.

Pretty stunning movie. Not sure what I want to say about it. This one will require some digesting....





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The Sandlot (1993)

One third of the screens at the bowling alley were playing The Sandlot on a loop and so I saw the whole thing minus when I was paying attention to the other two thirds (half WNBA, half ChiveTV which I guess is just internet clips with commercials?), the bowling, and my family; but plus about ten minutes near the end when they meet James Earl Jones and Smalls plays catch with his dad. Anyway, I'm counting it.

It's a great movie minus the distressing lifeguard scene. I remember arguing with a friend of mine when the movie was new. He said it was funny. I said it was awful. Not sure where he stands on that today, but I'll betcha Gen Z is on my side.


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Freaky Friday (1976)

This one doesn't hold up quite as well as The Parent Trap as some of the silly things are so plot-convenient, but it still provides excellent laughs and some classic moments.

I just wish I would watch more Barbara Harris movies. I really think she was one of the brightest lights of her generation. Supposednly she's best in Who Is Harry Kellerman and Why Is He Saying Those Terrible Things About Me? but I most want to see her in nashville. And I suppose I should give Family Plot another chance.

Anyway. She's great. And this movie came out only ten months after Jodie Foster was in Taxi Driver!

Incidentally, I reread the first couple chapters of the novel in a thrift store earlier this month. Based on that, it seems like BOTH bodies have the girl in them? Is that right? I loved the novel (and its sequel) when I was a kid, but I don't remember them that well. Really, just one extremely evocative scene from Summer Switch.


2025-07-30

The Air Gave Ted Bundy Murder
Unfinished Books: 𝑴𝒖𝒓𝒅𝒆𝒓𝒍𝒂𝒏𝒅 by Caroline Fraser

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When I picked up this book from the library I was shocked to see it weighed as much as a Gutenberg Bible.

I didn’t know what I was getting into!

Part of what has garnered this book such excellent reviews is it genre-fluid nature. For instance, The New Yorker described it as “an extraordinarily well-written and genre-defying blend of memoir, social and environmental history, and forensic inquest.” I mean, yes, but that also kind of got on my nerves. I’ll get into why in a second, but let’s start with the main thesis.

I suppose most people are now aware of the high-high-high correlation between leaded-gasoline exhaust in the air and violent crime. It basically explains why Scorsese’s early movies look the way they do.

You can make this chart with any nation in the world and you get the exact same overlay. Leaded gasoline leads to violence when all those poisoned kids come of age.

Ends up, and this is the main thesis I was refering to, advanced pollution leads to advanced violence. She focusses mainly on a Tacoma smelter. Downwind of that plant lived not just Ted Bundy but BTK, Green River, Happy Face, Night Stalker, Boxcar, Want-Ad, Lust, Phantom Sniper, that DC sniper, Hillside Stranglers, I-5, Coin Shop, Eastside, Werewold Butcher, and others—many of whom remain unidentified but almost certainly tied to the pollution given their area of activity.

(Did you know there’s another smelter near where the Zodiac got his start?)

Anyway, this argument is extremely persuasive and something to keep in mind next time you’re looking at beautiful art the Guggenheims are using to launder their reputation.

Did you know that when they moved their smelters to Mexico and a new generation of kids were born under those fumes women started disappearing en masse?

This is terrifying and convincing stuff.

But Caroline Fraser isn’t satisfied with this. She also needs to go in depth about how deadly the interstate pontoon bridges have been, the local volcanoes’ bloodlust, etc. It’s often about her growing up in the regions and how much it sucked and how a bunch of serial killers fit in nicely with her experience.

Those things are all interesting themselves, but they don’t always mesh well together, in my opinion. Which is why I ended up skipping many pages here and there. I would be enjoying one aspect of the book then something else would start happening and I would be thrown out.

In the end, I probably read 80% of it? And it’s permanently altered they way I think about certain things. (It’s already impacted my current WIP.)

In short, I highly recommend this book. Even though I found it stylistically faulty and packed too full of side issues, it’s still fascinating and worthy of your attention if you have the least information in any of this stuff.

2025-07-20

Svithe: Ward Variety

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The first three missionaries in Buenos Aires were Elder Wells, Elder Pratt, and Elder Ballard, all native English speakers. Elder Pratt was also fluent in Spanish and Elder Wells spoke pretty good German, and that was it.

There were already some German-speaking Saints in Buenos Aires and they started their work meeting with them. In December 1925, they baptized the Kullick family, including their sixteen-year-old daughter Herta. Because Herta was being raised in Buenos Aires, she spoke Spanish, unlike her immigrant parents.

Herta shared the gospel with her Spanish-speaking friends at school. Then, the German-speaking missionary’s bad health forced him home which meant the missionaries could no longer speak to the German-speaking Saints. So this sixteen-year-old girl stepped up. The story is told in Saints, the new church history which I recommend to everyone—it’s a terrific read. This is what it says:

Elder Ballard [an apostle] would prepare a message for the Saints in English, Elder Pratt would translate it into Spanish, and Herta would translate the Spanish into German. It was a complicated—and sometimes very funny—process, but the missionaries were grateful for her help.

During their meetings, the missionaries often presented slideshows using a projector they brought from the United States. Thinking her friends might take an interest, Herta invited them to attend the shows. Soon, nearly a hundred young people—most of them Spanish speakers—were appearing at the Saints’ rented meetinghouse, and the elders organized a Sunday school to teach them.

Parents of the youth, curious about what their children were learning, started meeting with the Saints as well. At one meeting, more than two hundred people crowded the meetinghouse to see slides about the Restoration and hear Elder Pratt teach in their native language….

Not long after…the mission had its first Spanish-speaking convert, Eladia Sifuentes.

I love this story. Here’s this foreign family meeting with foreign missionaries, and their daughter who has been going to school and learning the language, gets to work with an apostle and his companion to bring the gospel to her new friends. And now there’s a second temple coming to Buenos Aires.

Beautiful.

I don’t think apostles usually go to new nations and look for sixteen-year-olds to help them build the Church, but the Lord does things his way. And his ways are not our ways. Working with the Lord requires a willingness to be surprised.

I served my mission in Korea. In my last area, I was on the island of Cheju Do. The branch president had gone to BYU and knew all about what the Church was like in Provo, Utah—which was pretty different from a little branch on an island. The married-student ward he attended in Provo had basically 100% active members, most of whom grew up in the church with parents who grew up in the church. They also were about 50% people in their 20s and 50% under two years old. None of those things were true in Cheju! There were quite a few inactive people. Most of the members either had joined the church themselves or their parents had. And people were of all ages.

I remember a talk he gave once where he held up two chocolate bars. A Korean Lotte bar and an American Hershey’s bar. And he asked everyone in the congregation who had ever had a Hershey’s bar how different they were. Everyone laughed because even though they were both chocolate bars, they were very different.

Everyone here who grew up outside the United States—how different did the chocolate bars of your childhood taste from a Hershey’s bar?

But weren’t they both delicious?

When President Nelson announced that we would be changing home and visiting teaching to ministering, that change came with the instructions that wards should be creative, try new things, go crazy. Just let the Spirit guide and you can’t go wrong.

Three years later I was called as the Berkeley Ward’s elders quorum president. Our ministering still looked basically identical to the old home and visiting teaching except everyone was more confused. Honestly, it wasn’t going well. So we decided to try something new. Instead of companionships were these two brothers minister to these three families and these two brothers minister to these five families and these two sisters minister to these five sisters and these two sisters minister to these five sisters, we decided that we would put people and families into groups and everyone would minister to everyone that group. So for instance, right now, in my group is my family, the U**** family, Sister S****, and Sister C*****. And so the J*****s minister to the U****s and the U****s minster to the J*****s. The J*****s minister to Sister S**** and Sister S**** ministers to the J*****s. The J*****s minister to Sister C***** and she minsters to us and Sister S**** and Sister C***** minister to each other and so on.

It’s worked okay. I’m not suggesting the S**** Ward should do what Berkeley’s doing. Wards are trying different things. I’ve heard of married couples being assigned both elders quorum and Relief Society responsibilities together. I’ve heard of ministering all happening once a month at the church building. I’ve heard of ministering being accomplished entirely through shared meals. Those all sound like good ideas to me.

But it’s not just ministering where the Lord tells us to innovate. I think of the Parable of the Talents. Or, in this translation, the Parable of the Dollars.

“…a man going off on an extended trip…called his servants together and delegated responsibilities. To one he gave five thousand dollars, to another two thousand, to a third one thousand…. Then he left. Right off, the first servant went to work and doubled his master’s investment. The second did the same. But the man with the single thousand dug a hole and carefully buried his master’s money.

“After a long absence, the master of those three servants came back and settled up with them. The one given five thousand dollars showed him how he had doubled his investment. His master commended him: ‘Good work! You did your job well. From now on be my partner.’

“The servant with the two thousand showed how he also had doubled his master’s investment. His master commended him: ‘Good work! You did your job well. From now on be my partner.’

“The servant given one thousand said, ‘Master, I know you have high standards and hate careless ways, that you demand the best and make no allowances for error. I was afraid I might disappoint you, so I found a good hiding place and secured your money. Here it is, safe and sound down to the last cent.’

“The master was furious. ‘That’s a terrible way to live! It’s criminal to live cautiously like that! If you knew I was after the best, why did you do less than the least? The least you could have done would have been to invest the sum with the bankers, where at least I would have gotten a little interest.

“‘Take the thousand and give it to the one who risked the most. And get rid of this “play-it-safe” who won’t go out on a limb. Throw him out….’”

I like this translation because of the description of the man with five thousand dollars as “the one who risked the most.”

That’s just a story of course that Jesus told to make a point. But let’s remember that the man telling us this story—Jesus—died for our sins. He died so we can be forgiven. And so when he gives us five thousand spiritual dollars to risk, it’s okay to risk them. The Atonement makes it spiritually safe to take those risks. The market is rigged in our favor.

If the ministering-group idea had been a massive failure, well, God still loves me. It’s okay. Try something new.

We believe that in 1820 some dumb kid wandered into the trees near his house and met with God the Father and his son Jesus Christ.

We believe that through the Atonement of Christ, we can all be saved.

We believe all that God has revealed, all that He does now reveal, and we believe that He will yet reveal many great and important things pertaining to the Kingdom of God.

And we believe that he will yet reveal many great and important things pertaining to the O****** S**** Ward.

From Joseph Smith to today, we believe that God trusts us to run his Church. To pray and rely on the Spirit. To try new things. To restore the Church a little bit more every week.

Sometimes when we try new things, it doesn’t work out. But we believe in the Atonement. The story never ends after a failure.

And other times when we try new things, it does work out. We have discovered the will of God and our courage is rewarded. We have been part of a miracle. Everyone is blessed.

This courage is a sacred responsibility for every member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. As in the Parable of the Dollars, we must be willing to take risks. And when we do, our Savior Jesus Christ will make us his partners.

We believe that the first principles and ordinances of the Gospel are: first, Faith in the Lord Jesus Christ; second, Repentance; third, baptism by immersion for the remission of sins; fourth, Laying on of hands for the gift of the Holy Ghost.

Most of us in this room have been given this gift. We received this gift because we had faith and because we repented and because we then were baptized.

Now it is our responsibility to work with the Holy Ghost and exercise our faith and our willingness to repent by being brave and taking holy risks.

We are the partners of Christ.

We cannot fail.

In the name of…..

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Incidentally, here are a couple other nice sources on Herta, if you’re interested in knowing more about her: 1, 2.

She’s in this photo. Look for the only teenager. (Click the photo for other cool stories alongside Herta’s)

I don’t speak Spanish but I’m giving this talk in Spanish. It was translated for me by Charlie Allison with revisions by Gabriel González Núñez to make it as beautiful as it was in English, darn it. It’s good to have friends!

Another friend, Martin Castillo, read it for me and I’ll br practicing the next 28 days trying to sound like I know what I’m doing. Wish me luck!

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Los primeros tres misioneros en Buenos Aires fueron el élder Wells, el élder Pratt y el élder Ballard, todos hablantes nativos de inglés. El élder Pratt también hablaba español con fluidez y el élder Wells hablaba alemán bastante bien, pero nada más.

Ya había algunos santos de habla alemana en Buenos Aires, y estos misioneros comenzaron su obra reuniéndose con ellos. En diciembre de mil novecientos veinte y cinco, bautizaron a la familia Kullick, incluida su hija de dieciséis años, Herta. Dado que Herta se estaba criando en Buenos Aires, hablaba español, a diferencia de sus padres inmigrantes.

Herta compartió el evangelio con sus amigos de habla hispana en la escuela. Luego, la mala salud del misionero de habla alemana lo obligó a regresar a casa, lo que significó que los misioneros ya no podían comunicarse con los santos de habla alemana. Así que esta chica de dieciséis años dio un paso al frente. El relato aparece en Santos, la nueva historia de la iglesia que recomiendo a todos; es una lectura magnífica. Esto es lo que dice:

El élder Ballard [un apóstol] preparaba un mensaje para los santos en inglés, el élder Pratt lo traducía al español y Herta lo traducía del español al alemán. Resultó un proceso complicado —y a veces muy divertido—, pero los misioneros se sentían agradecidos por su ayuda.

Durante las reuniones, los misioneros presentaban a menudo diapositivas, por medio de un proyector que habían traído de Estados Unidos. Pensando en que sus amigos podrían estar interesados, Herta los invitaba a asistir a las presentaciones. Al poco tiempo, casi cien jóvenes —la mayoría de ellos, hispanohablantes— asistían al local alquilado que los santos usaban como centro de reuniones, y los élderes organizaron una escuela dominical para enseñarles.

Los padres de los jóvenes, curiosos por saber lo que sus hijos aprendían, también comenzaron a reunirse con los santos. En una de dichas reuniones, más de doscientas personas llenaron el centro de reuniones para ver diapositivas sobre la Restauración y escuchar al élder Pratt enseñar en su idioma natal...

Poco después… la misión tuvo a su primer converso de habla hispana, Eladia Sifuentes.

Me encanta esta historia. Aquí hay una familia extranjera reuniéndose con misioneros extranjeros, y su hija, que en la escuela aprendió el idioma, tiene la oportunidad de trabajar con un apóstol y su compañero para llevar el evangelio a sus nuevos amigos. Y ahora ya se ha anunciado un segundo templo en Buenos Aires. Hermoso.

No creo que los apóstoles normalmente vayan a nuevas naciones y busquen adolescentes de dieciséis años para ayudarles a edificar la Iglesia, pero el Señor hace las cosas a su manera. Y sus caminos no son nuestros caminos. Trabajar con el Señor requiere una disposición a ser sorprendido.

Hice la misión en Corea. En mi último sector, estaba en la isla de Cheju Do. El presidente de la rama había ido a BYU y sabía cómo era la Iglesia en Provo, Utah, la cual era bastante diferente a una pequeña rama en una isla. La unidad de estudiantes casados a la que asistió en Provo tenía básicamente el cien por ciento de los miembros activos, la mayoría de los cuales se criaron en la iglesia con padres que también se criaron en la iglesia. Además, el cincuenta por ciento de los miembros tenía veinte y pocos años, y el cincuenta por ciento de la congregación eran menores de dos años.

¡Nada de eso era cierto en Cheju! En Cheju teníamos bastantes inactivos. La mayoría de los miembros eran conversos, o sus padres lo eran. Y había personas de todas las edades.

Recuerdo una charla que él dio una vez en la que levantó dos barras de chocolate. Una barra Lotte coreana y una barra Hershey’s americana. Y preguntó a quienes en la congregación habían probado una barra Hershey’s si eran muy diferentes. Todos se rieron porque, aunque las dos eran barras de chocolate, sus sabores son muy distintos.

Todos los presentes que crecieron fuera de los Estados Unidos: ¿qué tan diferentes saben las barras de chocolate de su infancia de una barra Hershey’s? Pero, ¿no eran ambas deliciosas?

Cuando el presidente Nelson anunció que en vez de maestros orientadores y maestras visitantes tendríamos maestros ministrantes, ese cambio vino con las instrucciones de que las unidades deberían ser creativas, probar cosas nuevas. Simplemente dejen que el Espíritu les guíe y no se pueden equivocar.

Tres años después, fui llamado como presidente del cuórum de élderes del Barrio de Berkeley. Nuestros maestros ministrantes seguían siendo básicamente los antiguos maestros orientadores y maestras visitantes, excepto que todos estaban más confundidos. Honestamente, la cosa no iba bien. Así que decidimos probar algo nuevo. En lugar de compañerismos donde dos hermanos ministraban a tres familias o dos hermanas ministraban a cinco hermanas, decidimos que pondríamos a las personas y familias en grupos y todos ministrarían a todos dentro de ese grupo. Así que, por ejemplo, ahora mismo, en mi grupo está mi familia, la familia U****, la hermana S**** y la hermana C*****. Y así, los J***** ministran a los U**** y los U**** ministran a los J*****. Los J***** ministran a la hermana S**** y la hermana S**** ministra a los J*****. Los J***** ministran a la hermana C***** y ella nos ministra a nosotros. La hermana S**** y la hermana C***** se ministran entre sí. Y así sucesivamente.

Ha funcionado bien. No estoy sugiriendo que el Barrio Seis deba hacer lo que Berkeley está haciendo. Las unidades están probando cosas diferentes. He oído de parejas casadas que son asignadas juntas con responsabilidades tanto de cuórum de élderes como de Sociedad de Socorro. He oído que la ministración se realiza una vez al mes en la capilla. He oído que la ministración se lleva a cabo completamente a través de comidas compartidas. Todas estas me parecen buenas ideas.

Pero el Señor nos dice que innovemos no solo en la ministración. Pienso en la Parábola de los Talentos. O, en esta traducción, la Parábola de los Dólares.

“…un hombre que se iba de viaje prolongado… llamó a sus siervos y delegó responsabilidades. A uno le dio cinco mil dólares, a otro dos mil, a un tercero mil... Luego se fue. Desde el principio, el primer siervo se puso a trabajar y duplicó la inversión de su amo. El segundo hizo lo mismo. Pero el hombre con el mil solo cavó un hoyo y cuidadosamente enterró el dinero de su amo.

“Después de una larga ausencia, el amo de esos tres siervos regresó y saldó cuentas con ellos. El que recibió cinco mil dólares le mostró cómo había duplicado su inversión. Su amo lo felicitó: ‘¡Buen trabajo! Cumpliste bien con tu labor. De ahora en adelante, serás mi socio.’

“El siervo con dos mil mostró cómo también había duplicado la inversión de su amo. Su amo lo felicitó: ‘¡Buen trabajo! Cumpliste bien con tu labor. De ahora en adelante, serás mi socio.’

“El siervo que recibió mil dijo: ‘Señor, sé que tiene altos estándares y odia las formas descuidadas, que exige lo mejor y no permite errores. Tenía miedo de decepcionarlo, así que encontré un buen escondite y resguardé su dinero. Aquí está, sano y salvo, hasta el último centavo.’

“El amo se enfureció: ‘¡Esa es una manera terrible de vivir! ¡Es un crimen vivir con tanta cautela! Si sabías que busco lo mejor, ¿por qué hiciste menos que lo mínimo? Lo menos que podrías haber hecho era invertir la suma con los banqueros, donde al menos habría obtenido un poco de interés.

“‘Quítenle los mil dólares y dénselos el que arriesgó más. Y despidan a este “miedoso” que no se atreve a correr riesgos. Despídanlo…’”

Me gusta esta traducción porque describe al hombre de los cinco mil dólares como “el que arriesgó más”.

Es apenas una historia, por supuesto, que Jesús contó para recalcar algo. Pero recordemos que el hombre que nos cuenta esta historia —Jesús— murió por nuestros pecados. Murió para que pudiéramos ser perdonados. Y cuando nos da cinco mil dólares espirituales para arriesgar, está bien arriesgarlos. La Expiación hace que sea espiritualmente seguro correr ese tipo de riesgos. El mercado está amañado a nuestro favor.

Si mi idea de ministrar en grupo hubiera sido un fracaso masivo, bueno, Dios me amaría igual. Está bien. Probemos algo nuevo.

Creemos que en mil ocho cientos viente un chico medio torpe se adentró en la arboleda cerca de su casa y conoció a Dios el Padre y a Su hijo Jesucristo.

Creemos que por la expiación de Cristo, todos podemos salvarnos.

Creemos todo lo que Dios ha revelado, todo lo que actualmente revela, y creemos que aún revelará muchos grandes e importantes asuntos pertenecientes al reino de Dios

y creemos que aún revelará muchos grandes e importantes asuntos pertenecientes al Barrio Seis de Oakland.

Desde José Smith hasta hoy, creemos que Dios confía en nosotros para dirigir su Iglesia. Para orar y confiar en el Espíritu. Para probar cosas nuevas. Para restaurar la Iglesia un poco más cada semana.

A veces, cuando probamos cosas nuevas, no resulta. Pero creemos en la Expiación. La historia no termina después de un fracaso.

Y otras veces, cuando probamos cosas nuevas, sí resulta. Descubrimos la voluntad de Dios, y nuestro valor es recompensado. Somos parte de un milagro. Todos somos bendecidos.

Este valor es una responsabilidad sagrada para cada miembro de La Iglesia de Jesucristo de los Santos de los Últimos Días. Como en la Parábola de los Dólares, debemos estar dispuestos a arriesgar. Y cuando lo hacemos, nuestro Salvador Jesucristo nos hace sus socios.

Creemos que los primeros principios y ordenanzas del Evangelio son: primero, Fe en el Señor Jesucristo; segundo, Arrepentimiento; tercero, Bautismo por inmersión para la remisión de los pecados; cuarto, Imposición de manos para comunicar el don del Espíritu Santo.

La mayoría de los que estamos en este salón hemos recibido ese don. Recibimos ese don porque tuvimos fe y porque nos arrepentimos y porque luego fuimos bautizados.

Ahora es nuestra responsabilidad trabajar con el Espíritu Santo y ejercitar nuestra fe y nuestra disposición a arrepentirnos, siendo valientes y corriendo riesgos sagrados.

Somos los socios de Cristo. No podemos fallar. En el nombre de Jesucristo. Amén.