The Fob Bible: “From the Desk of Baal’s Secretary”

The Fob Bible.

Hello? Yes, hello? No—I’m sorry:
I’m afraid Mr. Baal is not here.
An emergency? From where are you calling?
Out near Mt. Carmel? Well, I fear
Mr. Baal is engaged and he can’t get away
from all of his business at hand.
It’s a lot of work—well, you try being
the recognized god of the land.

1 comment:

  1. Hahahahahaha. I love it!

    Man. That's fantastic. Elijah really was a prophet to nail it like that.