Search Engine Report


It's been well over a year since I talked about the searches that bring people here--well over a year even since I was keeping really close track. But now the list is, in places, very very old; and it is very very long, so I've no intention of dissecting it--I just want it out of drafts, and the last day of 2007 seems an excellent time to do that.

So... if you're bored tonight.....


are tonsils porous

"michael chabon"

intuition over facts in the devil and tom walker

vonnegut jailbird quote kissing



"emotional exhibitionism"


unclear Antecedent

bones in artwork

the famous banana sketch

rubber soul byu idaho

6qu Lewisham

"elder David R. Stone"

read the last conference 176th lds

"David R. Stone"

text i can read from the 176th lds conference

bednar david a 176th general conference




"David R. Stone"

edgy killer bunny

new glasses

mormon mom cast

adonis dvd thirsty running

"The worth of a soul is its capacity to become as God."


"celebrity crush"

hearst castle+canova statue

fuller reasons that you bear a similar last name with my client

ronald a rasband

William Wordsmiths "The world is too much with us"

mr and mrs smith



Jack Black

21 Campshill Road

radio blues


smashed kitten

ronald rasband

ronald rasband

indian food

"traveling metaphors" writers

"all do-us"

blacks did not support phat girlz movie

redheadded jewish

"napoleon dynamite"

raven symone measurements [first page on google for this search! take that, stupid!]

21 Campshill Road scam

Utah Valley Magazine

[[[from someone's email]]]

which school did carole lombard attend

liverpudlians in california

nasal irrigation

"Malcolm In The Middle" animated gifs


debeers wwII

21 Campshill Road Se13 6qu Lewisham London England.

daltongirl blogspot [[[[Did you mean: dolphingirl blogspot ]]]]

"sam hawk" bsa contact

Juju club torrent

chats on CSET essay questions for subtest II

utah famous for food

wealth and good luck

CSET difficult


21 Campshill Road, SE13 6qu lewisham, london england (I'm #1 on Yahoo!)

21 Campshill Road, SE13 6qu lewisham, london england

apocalypse now song satisfaction free clip

"gospel-sharing home" (I'm #8 and #9 on Yahoo!)

bednar david a. stake conference prophet

21 Campshill Road

"21 Campshill Road" "london"

redheadded jewish girl

child died from drinking poison


pictures of romeo drinking poison


juliet drinking poison

Holy Ghost Fire joke

romeo mercutio killed

Why was tybalt killed (#1 on Answers!)

thmazing north

cars pixar

"Route 66"


thmazing saved world

lds and "grow up unto the Lord


tybalt killed...


tybalt killed...

A Person that is eating poop animation (I'm #2 on Google!--june 12, 2006)

when does lady montague die

why didnt benvolio fight tybalt

Ratatoille pixar

nyaa nyaa cute animation

raven symone (take that, stupid!)

president packer

23 campshill road se13 6qu

mercutio killed

"crocodylus niloticus" + "pluvianus aegyptius"


ratatoille animated





tonsils white curds smelly

Gromit confronts


hard white tonsil polyps

comments about the poem of poor richard's almanack

dirty diaper


taurus 2003 "getting out of park"



tonsil curd

176th LDS Conference on Inner Beauty

screensavers of Haley Joel Osment of the movie Home of th Giants

jack steed

melyngoch taylor

toad spit allergy




philip roth


chinhae korea


"21 Campshill Road Se13 6qu Lewisham London England."

21 Campshill Road, Se13 6qu Lewisham, London, England


21 Campshill Road, Se13 6qu Lewisham, London, England

21 Campshill Road se13 6qu lewisham london england

pus tonsil white spot pop



doctor says wife needs enema


(hit from google images looking for this)(x18)

group sex

(hit from google images looking for this)(x4)

Listerine spring for everyone

sunshine lollipops and rainbows gummy drops


21 Campshill Road Se13 6QU Lewisham London England

"manhattan temple" "noise"

free enema squirt

the clash band

"he whom the lord calls"

where can i listen to happily ever after the entire song

"44 7040 129 681"

some one google-imaging found this: http://www.explodingdog.com/dumbpict51/smaller/whatexplode1.gif

tonsil curd

enema bag

who is killed by Tybalt

cset english subtest III

"Raven Symone" pregnant (nod to Stupid here)

Father Son Campout Aaronic

pockets on tonsils to burst

"Ronald Rasband" utah

"like many italic sentences"

O'so krispie hairstyles

Google image to www.kinomania.ru/stars/m/Michael_J_Fox/1024/1.jpg

KVPR a prairie home companion


theric shallow (french version of google)

naked women

a beautiful mind movie review

pixar Ratatoille (found using google slovenščina)


"jon magaziner"

google image:www.annexgalleries.com/itemimages/big/Sch102.jpg

"all sousa all the time"

tonsils food caught in

shakespeare "do they not bleed"



"Men Who Don't Get Married"

"half moon bay ward"

mechanized wheelchairs


former Sub-Comptroller working with Chevron Texaco Oil United Kingdom

"don't like mcsweeney's

groveling gifts

My late client a former Sub-Comptroller working with Chevron Texaco Oil here in the United Kingdom and had left behind a deposit of Nine Million Eight Hundred Thous

21 campshill london england

Sub-Comptroller working with Chevron Texaco Oil November 2000

ronald a rasband

"difference between if and when (Japanese version of Google)

anthony perkins lds

(Google image) www.annexgalleries.com/itemimages/big/Sch102.jpg

elder bednar

holy crimenently

elder bednar

collection of food in pocket by tonsils

21 Campshill Road

"naked women for cell phones" (the only result for Google!)

Elder Bednar offense

porous tonsils

Raven Symone's apartment roommates (beat that, Stupid!)

"eric w jepson" (this one is certainly mysterious---who IS this guy?!?!)

google image search: www.fernworks.org/images/small/l_5B.jpg

"my new glasses" "picture" "about me" site:blogspot.com

hymns conference 176

"ira fine" raisin

killed by tybalt

killed by tybalt

killed by tybalt

IMAGE: http://welshmeatdirect.com/images/chicken%20drumstick.jpg

killed by tybalt

killed by tybalt

"green libertarian" blogger

"has such a magnetic persona" (Indonesian google)

food caught in tonsils

www.metalandmagic.com piggy

Elder Wirthlin "sunday will come"

Marxism God's Favored Coffee

"brigham young" conference general martin willie handcard


google image search: www.annexgalleries.com/itemimages/big/Sch102.jpg

Food caught in tonsils

why is lord capulet seen as a bully essay

21 Campshill Road London, England

when does juletomten give gifts

porous tonsils (I'm #1!)

Washington Irving Devil and Tom Walker realism or romanticism

"Sesame Street Canon"

ronald rasband all hands on deck our rising generation

the spook house bierce

sap OR blackjack OR cosh "Knocked her out"

three hundre two billion, four million, one hundred six

O'so Krispie hairstyle

Robert Long sub-comptroller with Chevron Texaco Oil


zebrano tree

willie and martin mormon handcard company

devious elf


elder david a. bednar

masterpiece hitchcock collection costco

google image: http://welshmeatdirect.com/images/chicken%20drumstick.jpg

santas using zebras now [Santa is dead to me. It took a long time, and now that it's over, It Is Over. ... Zebra wood? Since when do trees run away from lions? Butternut indeed! ...] (I'm #10!)

google image: www.fernworks.org/images/small/l_5B.jpg

live chat customer service me i

mercutio killed by Tybalt [I'm #1] [in Canada]

somebody's got a case of the sposita's

o so'krispie hairstyle

superman returns sound editing oscar

cset matrices

hygiene enema bottle funny picture

"joe ranft death" [[[[[RIP]]]]]

scarlet johannsen anti-wrinkle (Dutch Google)

google image: http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/P/B00005N8T1.01._AA240_SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg (in what looks like Afrikaans Google)

thmazings thmusings [you lookin for me]

tonsil pores

jesus v santa claus (Portuguese Google)

stephen crane ironist war is kind (page one!)

"i'm a banana" dr. seuss

benji st. george utah thai

thteed (Chinese Yahoo)

penguins frozen yogurt cerritos


couvade syndrome


couvade syndrome

personal attorney/sole executor to the late Engineer Robert

funkadelic wallpaper

http://fobcave.blogspot.com/search?q=svithe (how...?)

"up up and away" wav

"Metropolitan Areas Most Polluted by Short-term Particle Pollution"

image search for http://welshmeatdirect.com/images/chicken%20drumstick.jpg (again)

king kong

the former sub-comptroller working with chevron texaco oil in the united kingdom

ther-ic (polish google)

MySpace Oscar game

http://thecia.com.au/reviews/n/images/napoleon-dynamite-8.jpg (french google image [1] and english google image [3])

asparagus by behr

filmplus.org/03/kane.jpg (google image)

metal albums blogspot


behr outback paint

bitterfilms.com/rejectedbanana-300.jpg (google image[2])


"enema in my mouth"

"her new glasses " "picture " site:blogspot.com

porous tonsils (of course)

elder larry w gibbons of the seventy

disney's ratatoille

ronald rasband

oh the worlds a funny place ut yet iy's hard to beat (I'm #1)

A classic horror short story The Seventeenth hole at Duncaster

classic rock deep cuts

www.peggylee.com/pics/peg51a.jpg (google image search for female crooners)

Who sings ooh child in pursuit of happiness?

"what manner of man ought ye to be"

steve bacon bakersfield (that one's awesome)

http://welshmeatdirect.com/images/chicken%2520drumstick (again; google image)

underconcerned parents a problem?

http://www.sanfranciscomemories.com/musee/musee-smaller/hawiilady.JPG (google image search)

beck information album free blogspot

mash up bowie (french google blog search)

elphaba pronunciation

white pus pockets on tonsils

"shaolin soccer" I won't tell

www.pjsinnam.com/bio/images/PI/Manila%20Map.jpg (arabic google image search)

http://www.sanfranciscomemories.com/musee/musee-smaller/hawiilady.JPG (google image)

grrarrarr (I'm #1!)

cardon's formula

Juletomten story

"Creative Writing at BYU"

meaning of the song waiting on th world to change by john mayer

porous tonsils

opinion essays on wicka (Mr Fob is #1!)

http://www.sanfranciscomemories.com/musee/musee-smaller/hawiilady.JPG (again, google image--one english google, one some germanicish google)

google image: http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/2522/vlcsnap380508jy9.png - http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/2522/vlcsnap380508jy9.png - http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/2522/vlcsnap380508jy9.png - http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/2522/vlcsnap380508jy9.png - http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/2522/vlcsnap380508jy9.png - http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/2522/vlcsnap380508jy9.png - http://welshmeatdirect.com/images/chicken%20drumstick.jpg - http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/2522/vlcsnap380508jy9.png - http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/2522/vlcsnap380508jy9.png - http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/2522/vlcsnap380508jy9.png - http://welshmeatdirect.com/images/chicken%20drumstick.jpg - http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/2522/vlcsnap380508jy9.png

keith merrill

LDOTFMOTNY (you've come to the right place)

civil war "after the war had ended because"

babylon "summer cottage" maxwell

pursuit of excellence & mormon

Google Image: http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/2522/vlcsnap380508jy9.png (x22 - 1 in Deutch)

keith merrill


september dawn

pixar ratatouille

alice keys

book of mormon, it beginneth to taste delicious to me

Robert Hales, made story (from a Korean-language search engine I've never heard of before which is awesome)

site:thmazing.blogspot.com regina


tonsils porous

(and a whole bunch more google image searches--guernica, sick dogs, guts, fir trees, more more more)

lindsay estes cafepress

Andy Burr solicitor

Andy Burr solicitor


marxism coffee "god's favored"

site:thmazing.blogspot.com lorem

baby anecdotes (Google NZ)

lady dies at age 60 on 28 june 2007 at l&d (I'm #2!) (Google UK)

people lose testimony lds (terrific) (Google Canada)

Sub-Comptroller working with Chevron Texaco Oil

Sub-Comptroller of Chevron Texaco Oil in the United Kingdom

editorgirl (hi!)

double indemnity

moonpools and caterpillars

"pedro dumba" (from danish google)

fobcave katya


Felipithecus (german google)

"tonsil irrigation"

"tick tock clock" "the clock is ticking for you"

ecasanova vegas

bill richards tehachapi (yahoo!)

"Ronald Rasband"

sposita's parking

The board of directors of the company now adopted a resolution and I was mandated to provide his next of kin for the payment of this money within the next 15 official working days or forfeit the money as an abandoned (google new zealand)


smashed kitten (I'm #1! Yes!)

Barbara Boxer (Google Blog)

Cicada Pleats


Equiano homecountry (Google Korea)

rulesforareason2.blogspot.com (Technorati)

potter snape christian (Google Blog)

(Google Image: homepage2.nifty.com/~deko/jujuclub/3rd.jpg)

(Google Image: http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j90/thmazing/books/FlightVol3.jpg)

Cicada Pleats (yes, again!)

lds general conference uncle fred story (I'm #5)

monson priesthood red hair (I'm #2)

thomas monson "flaming red hair" "can do anything" (I'm the only one!)

president monson dye hair (I'm #2)

president monson's talk, vision, faith, virtue (I'm #1)

lds conference talk flaming red hair (I'm #4)

"door of history turns on small hinges" (I'm #2)

elder cook apostle lds utahn blog (I'm #7)

thomas monson flaming red hair (I'm #1)

monson, red hair, missionary (I'm #2)

PENROSE school thy feelings (I'm #18)

uncircumcised boy (I'm #4 of google blog search)

"scott smith" "the ruins"

foundation and empire asimov (french blogger search)

bacardi rum cake lds general conference (I'm #2)

april 1969 does arthur live? (I'm #*)

procrastination donald l hallstrom (I'm #3)

donald hallstrom priesthood session talk (I'm #6)

circumcised (google blog search)

monson flaming red hair (I'm #2)

eating rat song (I'm #9)

Donald L. Hallstrom Talk (I'm #2)

cut foreskin (ask.com)

Thomas Monson Flaming Red Hair (I'm #1)

circumsized uncircumsized five spots

chip kidd (google blog search)

when does lady montague die? (I'm #9)

meaning of sposita (I'm #s 1, 2, 3, 4 and Lady Steed is #s 5 and 6)

elder bednar (blogs ice rocket .com)

introducing preach my gospel FHE (I'm #1)

turtle soap dish (I'm #5)

"flaming red hair" monson (I'm #2)

lds general conference uncle fred story (I'm #6)

thomas monson "flaming red hair" "can do anything" (I'm the only one)

link: asiamex.com

difference between wicked the book and musical

steve + editorgirl

orson scott card "three types"

divvied up california vote*

monkeys high

circumcised (google blog)

"I hate dave eggers"

what is the electoral college in the summit /campaign (ask.com)

Heartbreaking work of staggering quotes "sleeping with someone"

how to dimensionally sculpt a pumpkin

turtle soap dish

famous benefactor

leatherby's caramel sauce

wicked musical why-is-glinda (I'm #4?)

"why 1830" mormon (#2!)

Long long time ago + wallpaper

supercuts sterilize combs (#1, baby!)

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx (#3 on a Korean search engine called NAVER)

"i hate dave eggers" (#2)

thank you for all th e love (#2)

"After Happily ever after" lds songs (#1 and #2)

a splatting sound (#7)

fecetious (#5)

"pedro dumba" (#7--and don't listen to the man)

Russell Ballard October 07 conference talk

FOB junior (#3---and Mr Fob doesn't even make the top 100)

there will be blood daniel day-lewis PERFORMANCE

Elder David R. Stone of the Seventy

good decision by gorgias Walter Hamilton (#5)

serial book 2007 (google blogsearch)

How workable is the shower soap? (#1(?))

peanuts schroder a child is born unto us (#4)

lemony snicket (blogsearch.google.com)

"rick veitch"

uncircumcised penis (aol; #8)

"scott mccloud" (blogsearch)

eyring joseph smith prayed woods forgiveness

lds "redeem the dead" committee

Sub-Comptroller working with Chevron Texaco Oil here in the United Kingdom (still #3)

"Plato and a Platypus" (google blog)

orson scott card disfellowshipped

"chip kidd" (blogsearch)

bathroom soap container (#14--why do I get so many of these? and why do I rank so high?)

brian kershisnik (#6)

brian kershisnik woman walking dog

"which would be his finest hour" churchill

Dallin Oaks picture of catalogue good, better, best (#1)

golfer "arthur lees"

meat is murder wallpaper (spanish google)

Whirligig by Paul Fleischman quotes people are not all hitler (#1)

old navy commercial december 2007

vegetarians adolph hitler (the #1 hit also mentions he had but one testicle)

old navy commercial december 2007

dave eggers AHWOSG

Brian Kershisnik

thanatopsis compared to Because I could not stop for death (search engine: zoomtown)

illogic in the book of mormon

the term persuader used in in six shooter

moonpools And Caterpillar cd album cover pictures (Filipino Google)

"hermetically sealed" sedaris (#1!)

"broken arms" blogspot "first day of school" (I'm #1; TB's #3)

Robert J. Sawyer neanderthal parallax torrent (#1)

Widower Robert Fulghum (#1)

"harlan ellison" (via icerocket)

turtle soap dish (via aol)

andrew burr esq

elder oaks criticism wormwood

Penis profiles (#3 on aol)

Andrew Burr(Esq.)

andrew burr esq. (don't buy what this guy's selling, kids)

porous tonsils

marie asmond hair cut (#1 on Yahoo!)

"Quid rides? Mutato nomine de te fabula narratur."

masterba (#6 on dell---and what a way to end a post....)


  1. I've always wondered IF tonsils really are porous...since mine were gigantic monsters and all. Had them removed at 20. Back in the 90s.

    So...shall I delve into the archives to find out?

  2. .

    Hoo. Gotta warn you: people find those posts pretty disgusting.....

  3. Ooooh yes! Now, I remember those posts! Full of juicy info...!

  4. I just left you a search engine gift. Did you see it?

  5. .

    New since this post (which do you want to claim credit for?):

    A Simple Svithe

    megan lobes

    my new glasses


    "plato and a platypus"

    "her new glasses"

    got my glasses


    (was it something to do with glasses?)

  6. Nope, none of those. Your tracker thingee apparently doesn't do a very good job.

  7. .

    i78.photobucket.com/albums/j90 sex?

    pictures pus on tonsils?

    google blog search?

    "David A. Bednar"?

    blogsearch google.com?

    Oaks "Good, Better, Best" Portuguese?

  8. .

    food gets stuck behind tonsils?


    amy winehouse?

    google new zealand blog search?

    Animated golfer Gifs?

  9. I'll have you know, I found your blog by Googling your name with the word misogynist, thereby proving conclusively that you are one.