I don't recall its precise provenance, but this sentence came from a student and is about summer vacation and is rather funny---if inadvertently so


Last summer I played table tennis, video games, card games, read, ate, drank, slept, washed the dishes, and my clothes had fun.


  1. My clothes are so jealous.

  2. I wonder what insights into the secret joys of clothes this student has that I apparently do not have. I must admit that I have selfishly never considered whether or not my clothes are enjoying my activities or not.

  3. Assuming that his clothes were participating in those activities with him, you can rest at night knowing that he's not out doing these things naked.