110) The Plain Janes

First of all, every cliché in this book is shattered almost before it hits your eyes. Even the evil popular girl is a fully realized human character. And her humanity reflects well upon her father who is the book's closest thing to cardboard.
Then the story, although at times it almost tastes like a typical teen empowerment tale, never succumbs to the temptations of lameness. From the first page, we are somewhere new and real and striking.
Page one: a bomb goes off.
Page fifteen: a girl rejects popularity for the weird crowd.
Page twenty-three: boy in coma.
Page seventeen: math.
And meanwhile, the art is dropping hints so subtly you don't realize you've caught them until they matter.

(DC: contact me here if you change your mind)
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109) Re-Gifters
- Re-Gifted is published by Minx, DC's "graphic novel imprint designed exclusively for teenage girls." When a (male) student saw me reading it today, he told me how great it was. He's a strikingly literate 15-year-old and so I was surprised. Because the first three quarters of this book pile on cliché after cliché --- this is the work of multiple-Eisner-nominee garnerers? (Then add to that the weirdly off Koreanisms [just off enough that they are wrong, but few so wrong so's to make them obviously not mere editing errors] and you've got something I can barely stomach.) Also, I have a problem with the book's manga-derived drawing mannerisms that prevent me from determining if the protagonist is 12 or 17 --- rather an important distinction. If the words solved this riddle, fine, but they don't. And that's not all! The class the above-mentioned kid is in is currently reading the Scottish play and we talk about the purpose of every single scene. But what purpose the breakfast scene in this book? Answer: none.
But, redemption!, this book pulls itself out of the morass in the final pages. How? With the unclever application of a couple more clichés. But these clichés replace the expected clichés and somehow the final result is quite charming. So bully for the creators. Way to go, guys. [Note: they are, in fact, guys. As are most of the creators of extant Minx titles.]

two days
108) Mr. Popper's Penguins
- The Big O got this book for Christmas last year and we started it almost immediately afterward, but even though he himself was a penguin, he never really got into it and we didn't finish it till today. (And only today because he wanted to start Christmas Carol again. I don't know why. It's a classic; it has penguins --- we parents thought we had nailed the book present, but instead, we nearly killed the reading aloud of chapter books in the Thteed household.
The book hasn't aged that well from my perspective. I like the illustrations a lot, but the book itself is pretty silly. As a cultural snapshot of Depression-era America, good; as literature, lacking.
My opinion.
The Big O's: "It was pretty good. I liked the whole thing. All the favorite parts were all of it. Can we read Mr Popper's Penguins next year?"
So maybe I'm totally off in all I've said before.

over eleven months
107) Old School
- I've been avoiding this book since it came out five years ago. And then, when Lady Steed read it for her book club and she told me I would like it, I kept avoiding it. Obviously, she finally prevailed upon me, but if the first five pages hadn't been so well written, it wouldn't have happened.
What did I have against a book I had never even read? Well! It's a book by an english major written for other english majors who need affirmation for being an english major. It's self-stroker, in other words. And although I love reading about writers as much as the next writer, I generally feel like it's a copout. Especially when being a writer is all the story's about. Add to that the fact that this book takes place among dinner-jacketed private school boys in the woods Back East, and why would I deign to read it?
But the first few pages were fun and delightful and on I read.
I've spent sometime finding old interviews with Wolff about this book and they all discuss things he has in common with this book's protagonist, but never did an interviewer ask where real life and fiction diverged. So I'm left wondering: is this 100%/95%/75%/50% true? How much? (This is something else that irritates me: when the memoir/novel divide is indistinguishable.)
But still: I enjoyed the book quite a lot. Clear till the end. At the end (spoiler alert), the protagonist retells a story he heard in a bar in a manner that requires us to believe his retelling can only reflect the as-heard version in the most surface of ways. And at the end it is revealed that this bar story is a metaphor for the entire book and, instead of the book ending properly, the metaphor's ending does double duty.
Although not an inherently evil technique, I didn't like this ending much. But the book is good. Just feel free to set it down when the Hemingway portion ends.
(Incidentally, the depictions of Hemingway and even more Rand and most of all Frost in this book are marvelous. Kudos, Mr Wolff, on those resurrections.)
over a week
106) Madman Atomic Comics Volume 1
- The cover of this book, in big letters, screams "EXISTENTIAL EXISTS!" I'm not exactly sure what that means, but I think it's accurate.
This is one weird book.
For instance, my favorite part (artwise) is the section where Madman and his guide travel through dozens of artistic styles in the search for truth. One minute their in a Peanuts strip, then they look drawn by Herriman. Or Kirby! Or Tex Avery! Look, they're straight out of Popeye! No, Tintin! Lil Abner/Lulu/Nemo! Archie! Dr Seuss! Sendak! That one New Yorker guy! Prince Valiant! Groening! Crumb! And so on. It's a tour de force of comic history, but (on first read at least) distracting from the story at hand. Perhaps when I read this again it will mean more. Hard to say.
If you've been following my relationship with Madman since I first wrote about him, you may well know that I've been anxiously awaiting his LDS-templesque marriage for some time. It arrived on the final page of this volume but in such a perplexing manner, I don't know how I feel about it. As Allred says himself in some afterwordy notes, I just don't know if it "is a happy ending, or a numbing tragedy". Curse you, Allred. I've a long ways to go before volume two arrives and I have a strict not-paying-for-single-issues policy. (Which, I might add, may well be vital to the health of my marriage.)
One problem I met in this volume is the sudden appearance of the Atomics superhero team. Their backstories were not part of the Gargantuan and so their appearance here didn't fly. In part because they didn't behave like developed characters and I didn't know them from before (ie, they are not my friends). In fact, some of their lines are ludicrous, as if the author merely needed to give them all a speaking role as per union regulations, or he just had more characters on stage than he could handle at once. Perhaps this is part of the Atomics' manner of interaction, but I don't know them so I can't say.
I will say this: I appreciate ambition (of which plenty is on display here) and I trust Allred enough to keep reading. I trust that he will arrive somewhere after a full book with little but upheaval. I'm still willing to be impressed, my mind blown, but that experience is on pause until the next volume of Madman Atomic Comics comes out.
I will strive to be patient.
a few weeks
/previously/
105) The Brave & the Bold, Book 2
104) Twilight
103) Dali & I: The Surreal Story
102) Brave & The Bold Vol. 1: Lords Of Luck
101) The Black Whole
100) Rosemary's Baby
099) Batman and Son
098) The Importance of Being Earnest
097) Manhunter Vol. 1: Street Justice
096) Addicted to War: Why the U.S. Can't Kick Militarism
095) Our America: Life And Death On The South Side Of Chicago
094) Will in the World: How Shakespeare Became Shakespeare
093) Carrie
092) Barnaby
091) Speak
090) Pride and Prejudice
089) The Colorado Kid
088) Mr. White's Confession
087) Concrete: Fragile Creature
086) Lone Wolf and Cub Vol. 1: The Assassin's Road
085) A Lion and a Lamb
084) What Jesus Meant
083) The Lost Ones
082) Dorian
081) If You Want to Scare Yourself
080) Madman Gargantua
079) Star Wars
078) Angel Falling Softly
077) The Night Listener
076) Of Mice and Men
075) Added Upon
074) The Last Flower
073) Reinventing Comics: How Imagination and Technology Are Revolutionizing an Art Form
072) The Trial of Colonel Sweeto and Other Stories
071) The Dreamer
070) The Blot by Tom Neely, finished August 6
069) Strange Stories for Strange Kids
068) Survival Rates
067) A Week in October
066) Lehi in the Desert & The World of the Jaredites
065) A Son Is Forever
064) Good ol' Snoopy
063) Embroideries
062) A Doré Treasury
061) Slaughterhouse-Five or The Children's Crusade: A Duty-Dance with Death
060) The Enoch Letters
059) Sock Monkey: The Inches Incident
058) The Number 73304-23-4153-6-96-8
057) Chicken with Plums
056) 300
055) Fox Bunny Funny
054) Where Did I Leave My Glasses?: The What, When, and Why of Normal Memory Loss
053) The Mystery Guest
052) The Legend of Spud Murphy
051) Good Bones and Simple Murders
050) Created in Darkness by Troubled Americans: The Best of McSweeney's, Humor Category
049) Bikeman
048) Fool Moon
047) The Invention of Hugo Cabret
046) Sixty Poems
045) Replay
044) The Age of the Conglomerates: A Novel of the Future
043) W;t
042) Halo and Sprocket Volume 1: Welcome to Humanity
041) Storm Front
040) 20th Century Ghosts
039) I Am the President of Ice Cream by Geoff Sebesta, finished May 4
038) On Chesil Beach
037) The Meaning of Everything: The Story of the Oxford English Dictionary
036) The Drifting Classroom Vol. 1
035) The Complete Peanuts 1965 - 1966
034) Nextwave: Agents Of H.A.T.E Volume 1: This Is What They Want
033) Batman: Hush, Vol. 2
032) Batman: Hush, Vol. 1
031) Chéri
030) Wyrd Sisters
029) Animal Farm
028) Macbeth
027) On the Road to Heaven
026) The Great American Citizenship Quiz: Can You Pass Your Own Country's Citizenship Test?
025) Long After Dark
024) The Lies of Locke Lamora
023) Robot Dreams
022) The Complete Peanuts 1963-1964
021) Spoon River Anthology
020) Unorthodox Practices
019) Happy Hour at Casa Dracula
018) A War of Gifts: An Ender Story
017) Watership Down
016) Old Boy Volume One
015) Case Histories
014) Ultimate Spider-Man: Ultimate Collection, Vol. 1
013) Trusting Jesus
012) Fables: 1001 Nights of Snowfall
011) Spook: Science Tackles the Afterlife
010) The Lovely Bones
009) American Born Chinese
008) Zombification: Stories from National Public Radio
007) Marriage Lines: Notes of a Student Husband
006) Northanger Abbey
005) The Salmon of Doubt: Hitchhiking the Galaxy One Last Time
004) Lord of the Flies
003) Rising Sun
002) The Marketing of Sister B
001) Animal Farm
The First Five ( 001 / 005 )
The Second Five ( 005 / 010 )
The Third Five ( 011 / 015 )
The Fourth Five ( 016 / 020 )
The Fifth Five ( 021 / 025 )
The Sixth Five ( 026 / 030 )
The Seventh Five ( 031 / 035 )
The Eighth Five ( 036 / 040 )
The Ninth Five ( 041 / 045 )
The Tenth Five ( 046 / 050)
The Eleventh Five ( 051 / 055)
The Twelfth Five ( 056 / 060)
The Thirteenth Five ( 061 / 065)
The Fourteenth Five ( 066 / 070)
The Fifteenth Five ( 071 / 075)
The Sixteenth Five ( 076 / 080)
The Seventeenth Five ( 081 / 085)
The Eighteenth Five ( 086 / 090)
The Nineteenth Five ( 091 / 095)
The Twentieth Five ( 091 / 095)
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ReplyDeleteI have heard of people using the library for that sort of thing.
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ReplyDeleteDefinitely worth your time, particularly the Plain Janes.
I loved Mr. Popper's Penguins when I was young, too. I don't remember a blasted thing about it now, but waxed quite sentimental reading the title on your list. Will have to order from some cheap book site and see how I feel about it now. You do write about the coolest things. Even penguins.
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ReplyDeleteHa! (I get it.)