Very nice! (And, yes, your wife is beautiful.)
Not just "attractiveness", but "exceptional attractiveness". I think this needs to be included in any standard introduction from here on out: "Nice to meet you. I'm [Thmazing], the exceptionally attractive [...] ."
.You're right. I should have been doing that for years!
What? You're a Mormon/teacher/reader/writer? Enigmatic (nothing silent there).
I wish I'd had more exceptionally attractive teachers in high school.
This is a much more interesting school newspaper than the one I remember from my own teen years.
.It's a much more interesting article than the rest of the paper also, I must say. Must be the subject matter.
It must be nice to be so single minded.
.It's an average. You take my scattered brain and average things out.