2011-09-13

Bewildering history

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064) Alice in Sunderland: An Entertainment by Bryan Talbot, finished September 21


It's not often a history book will ask you to doubt the reality of its very subject. And while I could have 2011ed it and just asked Wikipedia, I chose not to, but instead let the book lead me along, wondering if all I was told was true or if it was an elaborate fiction masquerading as fact. It was dizzying. And tempting.

In a world where lying books are shocking, why not just tell a lie. Write an out-and-out verifiable lie yet claim its reality and demand readers accept an obvious fantasy --- not as fiction, but as fact. Why not? Why not lie with the intent to deceive even when deception is utterly impossible? I'm not talking about these faux memoirs about personal lives. I'm talking about grand histories based on utter nonsense which anyone can uncover for themselves. Why not?

What else is there left to lie about save public truth? Not like politicians do it, not like business does it, but like history won't do it.

Tell a lie but tell it slant.

Why not?

perhaps two weeks

Two better reviews (in that they are more reviewy and have pictures): Why is a Raven Like a Writing Desk? by Karen Green / Review: Alice in Sunderland by Steve Flanagan

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Previously in 2011 . . . . :


63-59
063) Blacksad written by Juan Díaz Canales and drawn by Juanjo Guarnido, finished September 5
062) 21 by Wilfred Santiago, finished September 4
061) Bone by Jeff Smith, finished August 29
060) Walt Disney's Mickey Mouse: Race to Death Valley by Flody Gottfredson, finished on a date that's a little hard to identify exactly
059) Shakespeare Wrote for Money by Nick Hornby, finished August 18


58
058) Take Time for Paradise by A. Bartlett Giamatti, finished August 11

53-57
057) The Shining by Stephen King, finished August 9
056) I Don't Want to Kill You by Dan Wells, finished August 6
055) Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children by Ransom Riggs, finished August 2
054) Moneyball by Michael Lewis, finished July 12
053) Madman New Giant Size Super Ginchy Special by Mike Allred et al, finished approximately July 9

51-52
052) The Influencing Machine by Brooke Gladstone and Josh Neufeld, finished July 8
051) Wilson by Daniel Clowes, finished July 6

46-50
050) Timequake by Kurt Vonnegut, finished July 1
049) Housekeeping vs. The Dirt by Nick Hornby, finished June 25
048) The Light Princess by George Macdonald, finished June 22
047) Half a Life by Darin Strauss, finished June 17
046) Babymouse: Cupcake Tycoon by Jennifer L. Holm and Matt Holm (siblings), finished June 16

42-45
045) Ender in Exile by Orson Scott Card, finished June 10
044) Writings from The New Yorker 1927-1976 by E.B. White (edited by Rebecca M. Dale), finished June 7
043) The Left Hand of Darkness by Ursula K. Le Guin, finished May 31
042) Unnamed book by unnamed client (MS POLICY),
finished May 27

33-41
041) Scott Pilgrim's Finest Hour by Bryan Lee O'Malley, finished May 14
040) Scott Pilgrim Versus The Unverse by Bryan Lee O'Malley, finished May 14
039) Scott Pilgrim Gets It Together by Bryan Lee O'Malley, finished May 13
037) The Code of the Woosters by P.G. Wodehouse, finished May 11
036) Scott Pilgrim Versus The World by Bryan Lee O'Malley
035) Scott Pilgrim's Precious Little Life by Bryan Lee O'Malley
034) The Complete Peanuts 1975-1976 by Charles M. Schulz, finished May 1
033) Asterios Polyp by David Mazzucchelli finished approximately April 27

32
032) Golden Gate by Seth Vikram, finished April 20

27-31
031) Batman: Year 100 by Paul Pope, finished April 18
030) The Polysyllabic Spree by Nick Hornby, finished April 9
029) iZombie: Dead to the World by Chris Roberson and Mike Allred, finished April 2
028) A Sense of Order and Other Stories by Jack Harrell, finished April 1
027) Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead by Tom Stoppard, finished March 30

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026) The Black Dogs by Ian McEwan, finished March 21

23-25
025) Stitches by David Small, finished March 20
024) Arkham Asylum: Madness by Sam Kieth, finished January 19 or 20
023) Hamlet by William Shakespeare, finished March 18

21-22
022) Red Rocket 7 by Mike Allred, finished March 10
021) Missile Mouse: Rescue on Tankium3 by Jake Parker, finished March 10

20
020) The Hotel Cat by Esther Averill, finished February 28

18-19
019) Wonderland by Tommy Kovac and Sonny Liew, finished February 21
018) Redcoat by Kohl Glass (MS POLICY), finished February 18

14-17
017) Best American Comics 2010 edited by Neil Gaiman, finished February 12
016) Little Bee by Chris Cleave, finished February 10
015) Travels with Charley by John Steinbeck, finished February 2
014) Cursed Pirate Girl: The Collected Edition Vol. I by Jeremy Bastian, finished January 31

13-9
013) Sweet Tooth: In Captivity by Jeff Lemire, finished January 30
012) Sweet Tooth: Out of the Woods by Jeff Lemire, finished January 30
011) Essex County: The Country Nurse by Jeff Lemire, finished January 30
010) Essex County: Ghost Stories by Jeff Lemire, finished January 29
009) Essex County: Tales from the Farm by Jeff Lemire, finished January 29

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008) Magdalene by Morah Jovan, finished January 27

7-6
007) Knightfall Part Two: Who Rules the Night by a slew of DC folk, finished January 23
006) Bayou by Jeremy Love, finished January 17

5-1
005) Mr. Monster by Dan Wells, finished January 10
004) The Red Badge of Courage by Stephen Crane, finished January 6
003) The Mystery of the Dinosaur Graveyard by Mary Adrian, finished January 5
002) Batman - Judge Dredd: Judgment on Gotham by John Wagner and Alan Grant and Simon Bisley, with lettering by the famous Todd Klein; finished January 4
001) Batman: Venom by Dennis O'Neil et al, finished January 2

2011-09-11

Svithe (one on simplicity)

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[This is part of a continuing series in which I take old emails I once sent out preclass as part of a calling I once held. This particular email was sent 5/21/09. Certain identifying details have been redacted or changed.]

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Mr X will be leading both the elders and the old guys in discussion this Sunday around "Let Him Do It With Simplicity" by L. Tom Perry (http://lds.org/conference/talk/display/0,5232,23-1-947-2,00.html). I'm fairly certain Elder Perry doesn't mean simple in the stupid sense, but in the Thoreavian sense.

It's common knowledge (or would be if you were all stalking me) that I think Thoreau is mostly simple in the stupid sense, but he's better known for saying things like "Simplicity, simplicity, simplicity!" and "Simpligy, simplify." (cf) which sort of prove my point, come to think of it.....

Anyway! Elder Perry!

I actually quite enjoyed Elder Perry's talk overall.

From his experiences at Walden Pond, Thoreau determined that there were only four things that a man really needed: food, clothing, shelter, and fuel. I would like to expand on each of these four basic needs of life, as well as the spiritual benefits of a simplified lifestyle.

He then takes these four basic needs and metaphorizes them all over the place. Or, more accurately, applies the first four to Church standards and policies and metaphorizes the final one. The talk is rather short and pithy and easy to get through.

One of his points related to discussion we've had a few times in the last couple months relates to tight times. But let me broaden the question and ask you this: What principles of simplicity should we master now that will benefit us in the years to come?





2011-09-09

By Common Consent

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I have four guest posts that will be appearing on By Common Consent in the next little while. (This is the first.) So I plan on using that as an excuse to remain more or less static here on Thutopia (though I'm sticking with my goal to keep svithing!).

In other news, the boys and I are going to make some Pucker Doodles this afternoon. So that'll be delicious.

2011-09-05

Head aching nose running mind stalling

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Not the best time to start writing a new blog post.

More books! Just as you were secretly hoping!

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072) Blacksad written by Juan Díaz Canales and drawn by Juanjo Guarnido, finished September 5


This volume contains three stories previously published. This volume contains three awesome stories.

I just heard of Blacksad a week or so ago and requested it through the library. It showed up and I read it. And it's terrific.

While this book has anthropomorphic animals, I mostly agree with his statement from Jim Steranko's introduction: "Rather than animals who act like people, the creators' approach is predicated on people who resemble animals." It's true. This isn't Mickey Mouse (see below). This is something different entirely.

And the art is just astonishing. Canales has a mastery of human expression in body and face that I've rarely seen in comics. I can't get over his work.

One downside though. The male characters who get to be animals. Generally, the female characters look more human than the males. And they're fewer of them. And the most animal characters are always male. The noirish nature of the tales lets Canales get away with this, but ultimately it seems a bit of the easy way out.

Anyway. The stories are dark, noir tales. The first more classic setup. The second in a segregated city. The third during the McCarthy red-scare era. So, yes, American stories. But because the writer and artist are Spanish, they understand the Mythic America better, I think, than an American artist could. For American artists, we always know the real America best. Only someone from the outside can believe in the myth as well as someone who makes a living drawing Bible stories understands the Mythic Israel.

Good book. Some sex and violence (be warned) but I loved it. (Lady Steed though, read a couple pages, got bored, set it down.)

Clicking on most of these images will take you to more images.


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071) 21 by Wilfred Santiago, finished September 4





As a Pirates fan, the great baseball hero is Roberto Clemente. And since I like comments (and haven't read the apparently great biography), this book was a necessary read for me.

The book is lovely, as you can see from the art above (click either to see more pages), but it wasn't what I expected. And although the review linked to in the pictures thought the book told a terrific story, my complaint is that it didn't seem to tell a story at all. I can't tell for sure as I already know the major details of his life, but I'm not convinced someone without the basics could tell what's going on. For instance, Clemente's humanitarian work is barely touched on, then, at the end, is made to seem his defining attribute. But we hardly saw it! If we didn't already know, would we now?

Maybe the audience was only people who already know the broad stripes and are just interested in a beautiful telling?

I don't know. If you don't know anything about Clemente (or even better: baseball), please read this book and tell me what your experience was.

Periodically, the action pauses for quotations from nonfiction texts about Puerto Rico. Although, putting on my literary-analysis cap, I can find good reasons for all of them, I'm not convinced the lengthy National Geographic but on traditional drum music was a good reason to break the death in half. (I felt similarly about the text by an occupying American soldier, though it was fascinating. You can read the clip here for yourself. I'ld love to talk to you about it.)

Anyway, beautiful book. Not what I wanted but, well, that other biography's still available to me. I shouldn't blame a book for not being what I want. It did succeed on most levels. I'm just not convinced it's impressionistic timejumping and borderline-pointless framestory and bitsandpiecing sampling methods add up to a book nonfans can enjoy. All that said, I learned about this song:



several months


AND NOW. SOME EPIC ADVENTURE IN FUNNY PICTURES

071) Bone by Jeff Smith, finished August 29

I started to read Bone about ten years ago and loved it. I could see why everyone was talking it up back when the single issues were coming up. But then it got tough to find a certain one of the trade paperbacks and the library and weeks turned into years until finally, last February, I bought myself the one-volume edition. And read it with my kids.

Who loved it.

Truly: this is one of the great comics to read with kids. Exciting, smart, funny, dangerous, scary --- it has it all. And don't let the idea of spending twenty bucks slow you down. This book runs well over a thousand pages with nary a dull moment.

The story begins with three Pogo-looking characters run out of their hometown and lost in the mountains. The get involved in a Tolkeinesque drama with monsters and talking bugs and dragons and magic and dreams and the risk of losing the world. Only with more gag panels.

If you don't follow comics, you might not know how legendary this book is. But it is and it has earned that status. Listen to Time:
Combining the instant gratification strong cartooning with the deep engagement of epic storytelling and the universal appeal of humor, Jeff Smith's "Bone" has becomes the best all-ages graphic novel yet published. While older readers will tune into such themes as the folly of blind fanaticism and the corrupting nature of power, the younger set will simply thrill to the adventure and delight at the huge cast of characters. Hardly a folly anymore, "Bone" now deserves to go from hipster cult item to mainstream literary success.

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060) Walt Disney's Mickey Mouse: Race to Death Valley by Flody Gottfredson, finished on a date that's a little hard to identify exactly


Note that I received a free copy because I will be reviewing this for Dialogue. As a preview, let me say that this was okay but hasn't aged as well as some comics and I mostly take hope in its potential and the rumors that in a half-decade or so, the stories really start to pop.


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NOW BACK TO READING ABOUT READING




059) Shakespeare Wrote for Money by Nick Hornby, finished August 18


Just as the first and second books, this is just Hornby commenting on books he's read. And it was great fun to read. And I'm sad it's all over now.

But I hear Daniel Handler is writing the column now, so maybe I should just subscribe to The Believer.....


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Previously in 2011 . . . . :



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058) Take Time for Paradise by A. Bartlett Giamatti, finished August 11

53-57
057) The Shining by Stephen King, finished August 9
056) I Don't Want to Kill You by Dan Wells, finished August 6
055) Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children by Ransom Riggs, finished August 2
054) Moneyball by Michael Lewis, finished July 12
053) Madman New Giant Size Super Ginchy Special by Mike Allred et al, finished approximately July 9

51-52
052) The Influencing Machine by Brooke Gladstone and Josh Neufeld, finished July 8
051) Wilson by Daniel Clowes, finished July 6

46-50
050) Timequake by Kurt Vonnegut, finished July 1
049) Housekeeping vs. The Dirt by Nick Hornby, finished June 25
048) The Light Princess by George Macdonald, finished June 22
047) Half a Life by Darin Strauss, finished June 17
046) Babymouse: Cupcake Tycoon by Jennifer L. Holm and Matt Holm (siblings), finished June 16

42-45
045) Ender in Exile by Orson Scott Card, finished June 10
044) Writings from The New Yorker 1927-1976 by E.B. White (edited by Rebecca M. Dale), finished June 7
043) The Left Hand of Darkness by Ursula K. Le Guin, finished May 31
042) Unnamed book by unnamed client (MS POLICY),
finished May 27

33-41
041) Scott Pilgrim's Finest Hour by Bryan Lee O'Malley, finished May 14
040) Scott Pilgrim Versus The Unverse by Bryan Lee O'Malley, finished May 14
039) Scott Pilgrim Gets It Together by Bryan Lee O'Malley, finished May 13
037) The Code of the Woosters by P.G. Wodehouse, finished May 11
036) Scott Pilgrim Versus The World by Bryan Lee O'Malley
035) Scott Pilgrim's Precious Little Life by Bryan Lee O'Malley
034) The Complete Peanuts 1975-1976 by Charles M. Schulz, finished May 1
033) Asterios Polyp by David Mazzucchelli finished approximately April 27

32
032) Golden Gate by Seth Vikram, finished April 20

27-31
031) Batman: Year 100 by Paul Pope, finished April 18
030) The Polysyllabic Spree by Nick Hornby, finished April 9
029) iZombie: Dead to the World by Chris Roberson and Mike Allred, finished April 2
028) A Sense of Order and Other Stories by Jack Harrell, finished April 1
027) Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead by Tom Stoppard, finished March 30

26
026) The Black Dogs by Ian McEwan, finished March 21

23-25
025) Stitches by David Small, finished March 20
024) Arkham Asylum: Madness by Sam Kieth, finished January 19 or 20
023) Hamlet by William Shakespeare, finished March 18

21-22
022) Red Rocket 7 by Mike Allred, finished March 10
021) Missile Mouse: Rescue on Tankium3 by Jake Parker, finished March 10

20
020) The Hotel Cat by Esther Averill, finished February 28

18-19
019) Wonderland by Tommy Kovac and Sonny Liew, finished February 21
018) Redcoat by Kohl Glass (MS POLICY), finished February 18

14-17
017) Best American Comics 2010 edited by Neil Gaiman, finished February 12
016) Little Bee by Chris Cleave, finished February 10
015) Travels with Charley by John Steinbeck, finished February 2
014) Cursed Pirate Girl: The Collected Edition Vol. I by Jeremy Bastian, finished January 31

13-9
013) Sweet Tooth: In Captivity by Jeff Lemire, finished January 30
012) Sweet Tooth: Out of the Woods by Jeff Lemire, finished January 30
011) Essex County: The Country Nurse by Jeff Lemire, finished January 30
010) Essex County: Ghost Stories by Jeff Lemire, finished January 29
009) Essex County: Tales from the Farm by Jeff Lemire, finished January 29

8
008) Magdalene by Morah Jovan, finished January 27

7-6
007) Knightfall Part Two: Who Rules the Night by a slew of DC folk, finished January 23
006) Bayou by Jeremy Love, finished January 17

5-1
005) Mr. Monster by Dan Wells, finished January 10
004) The Red Badge of Courage by Stephen Crane, finished January 6
003) The Mystery of the Dinosaur Graveyard by Mary Adrian, finished January 5
002) Batman - Judge Dredd: Judgment on Gotham by John Wagner and Alan Grant and Simon Bisley, with lettering by the famous Todd Klein; finished January 4
001) Batman: Venom by Dennis O'Neil et al, finished January 2

2011-09-04

Shafting Sunday School (a svithe)

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For most Latter-day Saint congregations, the Sunday meeting schedule is this:
Sacrament meeting (~70m)
Sunday School (~50m)
Priesthood / Relief Society / Young Women (~60m)
Sacrament meeting, by general agreement, is the most important. Certainly, it's the most likely to go over.

Sunday School, by general agreement, is the least important.

Result? Sacrament meeting goes over, people dally on their way to Sunday School, Sunday School gets shorter and shorter.

Many people, I should also point out, have a bad attitude about Sunday School. (This is not generally true in our ward where Sunday School is awesome.)

I'm currently teaching Sunday School to kids from age 12 to 14. It's a good class and I'm trying to be ambitious and really make this a class that ends up mattering. But it seems like the class just isn't long enough! It usually ends up being probably 30 minutes on a good week.

(Note: I might find this additionally frustrating because, professionally, my teaching periods are 100 minutes, so 30 is unfathomably slow.)

So I'm not sure what to do about this though. Not even sure what to feel about it. Even what questions to ask about the problem.

But I will say this: Sunday School is not a waste of fifty minutes. Sunday School can be awesome. It can be a highlight, both spiritually and intellectually, every week.

But how do we fit a highlight that inbetween two better respected meetings?

Tell, tell me do.

previous svithe

2011-09-01

All your Mormon sex in one convenient post

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For reasons that will become clear in a couple weeks, I'm making a convenient list of the "official" LDS Eros posts. That's all this is. Nothing new here. Just lots of well aged awesome sex.

The Erotic in LDS Lit Part I: Why? (I introduce the topic in response to an excellent Dialogue article by Levi Peterson. Includes longhaul trucks and flowcharts.)

The Erotic in LDS Lit: Part II: Jorgensen's Take (I continue the discussion with an article that responded to Peterson's. Includes poison or the lack thereof.)

The Erotic in LDS Lit Part III: Test Case (I discuss an excellent novella by Todd Robert Petersen.)

The Erotic in LDS Lit Part III.V: Breaking down the controversy over Angel Falling Softly (Or, Theric is always right.)

The Erotic in LDS Lit Part IV: The Sex Talk (Nonfiction sex.)

The Erotic in LDS Lit Part V: Can there be a “Moral Pornography”? (Maybe. And that's my final answer.)

The Erotic in LDS Lit Part VI: Theric replies to your questions and comments (a) (yes)

The Erotic in LDS Lit Part VII: Theric replies to your questions and comments (b) (no)

The Erotic in LDS Lit Part VIII: Theric replies to your questions and comments (c) (maybe so)

The Erotic in LDS Lit Part IX: What I heard in General Conference (And at the end of those articles, the prophets spoke. Specifically, Elaine S. Dalton and Richard G. Scott.)

The Erotic in LDS Lit Part X: Reengaging the Unengaging Jorgensen (who won't engage me) (Not a highlight, the reading that inspired this reading.))

(all lds eros posts, literary or not)

2011-08-28

A Return to Svithing

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So since taking my more relaxed view of svithing, my amount of svithing has dropped more than I expected.

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REMINDER:

For those who don't know or recall, svithing is an idea I hit upon back in 2006 when Lady Steed and I first started paying for internet. This is from the post when I first explained the concept:

I love me a good portmanteau. Such is the word svithe: a blending of seven and tithe. And if a tithe is the tenth given to God, then a svithe is the seventh given to God.

I did not make up this idea; I took it from the Sabbath--the one day in seven dedicated to God. The properly observed Sabbath would be a svithe.

In other news, I have an addictive personality. I don't say this to warn you against meeting me in person lest you lose control of yourself and lock me in your backwoods cabin in order to enjoy scintillating conversation the rest of your life. No, what I mean is that I tend towards addiction. (As if I didn't have enough reasons already not to try heroin just one time.) I will often spend too much time doing my current fancy at the expense of more important things.

I maybe might just maybe be addicted to blogging.

Part of my redemption is this svithing. Every Sunday I write a post that is intended to be godly. The idea being that I may do some good somehow someday for someone. Certainly the svithes a have better chance than posts about poop.

Sometimes I will not have much to say, but whenever I can be online on a Sunday, I will svithe.

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While I still feel that forcing myself to write a svithe every week even when crappy isn't necessary --- especially now that I'm not blogging every week --- I am going to be more regular.

One reason svithing got difficult that I never mentioned was that I was writing svithe-like emails to my elders quorum on a near-weekly basis for over two years. And I didn't want to be redundant, but coming up with two religious "treatises" a week weren't easy.

But now those are fallow and forgotten and those that will work for a more general audience, I think I will recycle. Plus, I can start posting Classic Svithes again. Really, I can start svithing again without ever writing an original word. Ever.

But next week we'll start with something fresh and new and we'll go from there.

Will I post every week? I don't guarantee it. I'm too forgetful. But I am going to start svithing more regularly.

Promise.

How else will I know what's important, if I don't write and figure it out?

Svithe you next week.


previous svithe

2011-08-25

The Lysol Story

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Large S has had the mad vomits today and so I lamented that we didn't have any Lysol to, you know, kills germs the easy way with.

Lady Steed said we did so have Lysol.

Ha ha, I said, mocking her unwarranted certainty.

She told me where, but I didn't bother to look until I was passing by anyway. Sure enough, three new bottles bundled in plastic. So I meaculpaed and started to open them when Lady Steed told me to STOP! We have some already opened!

Ha ha, I said. This is too much.

I have not seen any Lysol in our house in years. In large measure because Lady Steed accused me of buying it to frequently so I stopped using it entirely to . . . makes some sort of point.

But I stopped opening out of respect for marital harmony and Lady Steed disappeared to somewhere (the garage) and returned with two more apparently full Lysol bottles.

So I sprayed down the bathroom.

And, you know what? Maybe I did used to buy too much Lysol.

2011-08-20

Thinking thoughts about thinking

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Please, she said. Please. Then she cast her eyes past my shoulder and sighed that maddening smile that had been the reason her uncle had killed those cats. Please.

I shook my head, but I shook it with genuine sadness. It wasn't as if I enjoyed marking the fences with my own urine. And accumulating sufficient urine hadn't been a joy, either. And in these days of postrefridgeration, I knew it hadn't been a joy for her either. I thought of apologizing, but my pride had already taken too many beatings that month.

She turned around and watched the hairs on a rabbit skull blow in the wind. I know, she said. I knew, rather, I knew.

You didn't know anything, I snarled, then felt immediately embarrassed. Although most of our suffering had, yes, been her fault, I knew it wasn't fair to blame her --- or, rather, I knew I couldn't blame her more than she already blamed herself. But I stopped short of apologizing.

The sweat on the backs of her calves sparkled in the setting sun, and for the first time in weeks I took notice of her shape as a woman and of the ragged yellow remains of a sundress that hung from her tired, dirty, emaciated frame. And felt glad I could not see myself.

It has to be done.

I know.

I'm --- But I still could not apologize. But to what end? For what could I be blamed.

I know, she repeated.

So I continued sloshing out my urine and tried desperately not to look at her, not to remember, not to apologize, not to hope to dream to hold to repair. We could not go backwards. So I would not go backwards.

I just continued down the fenceline, trusting she would follow me. Or if not, hoping that we would forgive.

2011-08-12

Philosophy & Baseball

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058) Take Time for Paradise by A. Bartlett Giamatti, finished August 11


This is a book about baseball. Sort of. It's supposed to be about baseball. The subtitle, "Americans and Their Games", the cover image (Fenway Park), and the number of times the word "baseball" is used on the cover (nine on my ARC), one might expect a bit more baseball than is actually featured.

But here's a list of his other books, to give you a sense of who this author is:
    The Earthly Paradise and the Renaissance Epic Play of Double Senses: Spenser’s Faerie Queene The University and the Public Interest Exile and Change in Renaissance Literature


Giamatti, before becoming commissioner of Major League Baseball, was Yale's youngest president and before that a professor of literature thereat. So that's the person writing this book.

The book is broken into three sections, which I'll talk about separately.

Self-Knowledge

Even though it's not really about baseball (at all), this is my favorite of the three sections. In essence, Giamatti argues that work should be defined as that which staves off death. Leisure, in contrast, is what we do to celebrate death staved off.

Leisure includes school (our English word comes from the Greek word for leisure, incidentally --- Giamatti can never resist a chance to poke in a bit of etymology) and sport, both. Leisure activities such as these exist in a space outside death / not death. It is our original Paradise. It is freedom of mind and body.

Art and sport and study are all activities we do outside our battle with death.

Compelling stuff and fun arguments.

Community

Here we get a similar set of arguments that suggest that cities are the great artifacts of human culture and what cities mean and how sports tie into citylife. Interesting, but I'm kind of ready to see how baseball is more compelling than other sports already.

Baseball as Narrative

In this sliver of a book, this is a sliver of a section.

I have often argued that sports --- let's be specific and say football --- is symbolic warfare, two armies battling it out on the field. But that story doesn't work so well with baseball. And Giamatti makes a compelling argument that the archetype baseball calls on is the Odyssey. Leaving home and, through dangers, attempting to return home.

And then he shows why this story applies especially well to Americans. This part got short shrift, imho, but I got the gist.

And then he tells a story about the 1987 NLCS which I suppose is illustrative of his arguments and that is certainly poetically written.

And then the little epilogue which is a nice little summary. The end.

Did I like the book? Yes. Would I recommend it? Yes. It's only 100 pages and well written and smart, which is nice. I like a bit of philosophy with my sports. But it wasn't quite what I was expecting and I think it's a little less baseball than promised. So expect that. Because it's not how they're selling it


a monthish

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Previously in 2011 . . . . :



53-57
057) The Shining by Stephen King, finished August 9
056) I Don't Want to Kill You by Dan Wells, finished August 6
055) Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children by Ransom Riggs, finished August 2
054) Moneyball by Michael Lewis, finished July 12
053) Madman New Giant Size Super Ginchy Special by Mike Allred et al, finished approximately July 9

51-52
052) The Influencing Machine by Brooke Gladstone and Josh Neufeld, finished July 8
051) Wilson by Daniel Clowes, finished July 6

46-50
050) Timequake by Kurt Vonnegut, finished July 1
049) Housekeeping vs. The Dirt by Nick Hornby, finished June 25
048) The Light Princess by George Macdonald, finished June 22
047) Half a Life by Darin Strauss, finished June 17
046) Babymouse: Cupcake Tycoon by Jennifer L. Holm and Matt Holm (siblings), finished June 16

42-45
045) Ender in Exile by Orson Scott Card, finished June 10
044) Writings from The New Yorker 1927-1976 by E.B. White (edited by Rebecca M. Dale), finished June 7
043) The Left Hand of Darkness by Ursula K. Le Guin, finished May 31
042) Unnamed book by unnamed client (MS POLICY),
finished May 27

33-41
041) Scott Pilgrim's Finest Hour by Bryan Lee O'Malley, finished May 14
040) Scott Pilgrim Versus The Unverse by Bryan Lee O'Malley, finished May 14
039) Scott Pilgrim Gets It Together by Bryan Lee O'Malley, finished May 13
037) The Code of the Woosters by P.G. Wodehouse, finished May 11
036) Scott Pilgrim Versus The World by Bryan Lee O'Malley
035) Scott Pilgrim's Precious Little Life by Bryan Lee O'Malley
034) The Complete Peanuts 1975-1976 by Charles M. Schulz, finished May 1
033) Asterios Polyp by David Mazzucchelli finished approximately April 27

32
032) Golden Gate by Seth Vikram, finished April 20

27-31
031) Batman: Year 100 by Paul Pope, finished April 18
030) The Polysyllabic Spree by Nick Hornby, finished April 9
029) iZombie: Dead to the World by Chris Roberson and Mike Allred, finished April 2
028) A Sense of Order and Other Stories by Jack Harrell, finished April 1
027) Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead by Tom Stoppard, finished March 30

26
026) The Black Dogs by Ian McEwan, finished March 21

23-25
025) Stitches by David Small, finished March 20
024) Arkham Asylum: Madness by Sam Kieth, finished January 19 or 20
023) Hamlet by William Shakespeare, finished March 18

21-22
022) Red Rocket 7 by Mike Allred, finished March 10
021) Missile Mouse: Rescue on Tankium3 by Jake Parker, finished March 10

20
020) The Hotel Cat by Esther Averill, finished February 28

18-19
019) Wonderland by Tommy Kovac and Sonny Liew, finished February 21
018) Redcoat by Kohl Glass (MS POLICY), finished February 18

14-17
017) Best American Comics 2010 edited by Neil Gaiman, finished February 12
016) Little Bee by Chris Cleave, finished February 10
015) Travels with Charley by John Steinbeck, finished February 2
014) Cursed Pirate Girl: The Collected Edition Vol. I by Jeremy Bastian, finished January 31

13-9
013) Sweet Tooth: In Captivity by Jeff Lemire, finished January 30
012) Sweet Tooth: Out of the Woods by Jeff Lemire, finished January 30
011) Essex County: The Country Nurse by Jeff Lemire, finished January 30
010) Essex County: Ghost Stories by Jeff Lemire, finished January 29
009) Essex County: Tales from the Farm by Jeff Lemire, finished January 29

8
008) Magdalene by Morah Jovan, finished January 27

7-6
007) Knightfall Part Two: Who Rules the Night by a slew of DC folk, finished January 23
006) Bayou by Jeremy Love, finished January 17

5-1
005) Mr. Monster by Dan Wells, finished January 10
004) The Red Badge of Courage by Stephen Crane, finished January 6
003) The Mystery of the Dinosaur Graveyard by Mary Adrian, finished January 5
002) Batman - Judge Dredd: Judgment on Gotham by John Wagner and Alan Grant and Simon Bisley, with lettering by the famous Todd Klein; finished January 4
001) Batman: Venom by Dennis O'Neil et al, finished January 2

2011-08-09

It just gets better and better

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057) The Shining by Stephen King, finished August 9


This book has had a hard life. I bought it at a garage sale, an old paperback in wonderful shape. Then it was between the car's fronts seats and the baby crawled over it and ruined the cover and it's been downhill from there. It's an interesting cover though. Maybe sometime we can have a discussion just about the cover. I have theories about what the designer (uncredited) was thinking.

Anyway. I'm going to say some things about this book which are very out of character for me. And you know how I feel about the word very.

First, the mounting dread of the first portions of the book is stellar. And something I like best is how the terror is connected closely to the alcoholism. King, of course, is a man who knows about addiction and his description of Jack's relationship with the bottle, whether "autobiographical" or not, bleeds such honest blood that it's hard not to read this as King's own fears for himself.

And then the horror show starts.

And while the build up is excellent and I was often unsettled, in this case, the metaphorical horror couldn't quite compare with the literal fear of losing one's soul to the liquid.

Of course, I should have read this book alone and in the middle of the night. (One part I did, alone in the middle of the night in Yosemite with a stomach bug that wouldn't let me leave the vicinity of the toilet. I read by red headlamp. That was good for the book.) But mostly I read in snippets in the car as I waited for someone or on BART between stops etc. Not the most respectful way to read the book.

Anyway, having finally read the book, now I can see the movie. Although knowing that many of the most famous elements of the film aren't here, I'm feeling comfortable just resetting my expectations.

three or four months


056) I Don't Want to Kill You by Dan Wells, finished August 6


I loved this series. How much did I love this series? Enough that I read this series. The only other series I've read recently was The Hunger Games and that was as much out of a sense of obligation to the zeitgeist more than anything else. These books I loved. (Read about one and two.

The Hunger Games comparison is useful though. On the surface, they're quite similar. YA books with huge adult appeal, grossly violent, each book follows a similar pattern to the others, each has a troubled hero who must pass through great horror in order to succeed.

But Wells's books are better.

For instance. The third HG book, like the third John Cleaver book, followed a similar basic structure while raising the stakes tremendously. But the structure of HG3 felt a bit hokey and artificial. And when Something Terrible happened, it mostly seemed to happen to show how badass the author was. While I knew things from page one that the hero didn't notice in IDWtKY, his reasons for remaining unaware were believable and the Somethings Terrible were shocking and necessary to the story and built on each other in a way that was genuinely horrifying rather than just a weak attempt at miseryporn.

I'm unsure I want to get at all specific as I really think you should just read these books, but hey: you should really read these books. They are enormously propulsive and have excellent characters and brilliant fantastical elements and genuine horror, yes, but more importantly: terror.

Do yourself a favor.

Meet John Wayne Cleaver.

(In other news, he's left the books in a place where they could very easily become an ongoing series. I'm not a huge fan of ongoing series in general, but I might make an exception in this case, should Wells decide to write them. On the one hand, bread and butter. On the other hand, don't stop imagining new things. Back on the first hand, these books haven't prevented imagining new things yet.)

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055) Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children by Ransom Riggs, finished August 2


I didn't notice until I was fifty or seventy pages into the book that this is published by Quirk Books, but once I noticed their logo on the spine, it became terribly obvious. It, like Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, takes something that already exists and turns it into something with quite modern intentions. In this case, the author took found photos, and built a story around them. The story is about a school found through a secret method wherein live children with strange and wonderful powers and a boy who thought he was normal who must lead them to victory against those whose lust for power destroyed their very souls.

The story is propulsive. I had a mostly good time reading it. It was fun and fast to read and had those great old photos as illustrations.

But as much as I think most people will enjoy it, I must warn fellow writers and other snobs that at times the story is utterly clunky. Consider this passage from page 209, which is typical:

I wandered into the yard, wondering how I was supposed to get the image of that withered apple out of my head. Before long, though I did [sic]. It's not that I forgot; it just stopped bothering me. It was the strangest thing.

I imagine that even reading that alone you are tearing your hair out. And this sort of thing happened ALL THE TIME. It's not that our narrator is TSTL. But he it often waaaaay TS all the same.

A few moments after I closed the final page I realized I had been set up. Even though the book is marketed as a standalone, it is clearly intended to be the opening salvo in a series. I don't know if Quirk has announced this yet (and don't care enough to visit their website), but it's pretty obvious. I don't intend to read the further volumes for a few reasons (I didn't like this one that much, I'm convinced that though the time travel element will be fun that it will break down under anything like close inspection, etc), but I expect there will be kids who will.

(One other thing, I'm not under the impression this is being marketed as a YA book though it seems an obvious thing to include under that title, but this has some Hunger Games-worthy violence, so keep that in mind.)

(Oh: One other thing. The book is beautifully made, and mad props to Quirk for putting the P&P&Z money to good use and building a brand. Respect, yo.)

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054) Moneyball by Michael Lewis, finished July 12


Nick Hornby, who, being British, can't possibly know much about baseball, was absolutely right about this book. I read it in two days. I can't remember the last time I read a long book with no pictures in two days (and I'm too lazy to look just now. As a look at characters, it's terrific. As an introduction to sabermetrics, it's excellent. And, as per Hornby, it's a brilliant read even if you don't know baseball.

But WHY is it such a compelling read? What made me carry it with me everywhere and not stop reading? I'm not sure. But I think I need to find out. Maybe I need to stop reading ten books (20? 50?) at a time and read books one at a time and learn what makes something propelling. But do I have the moral fortitude?

Probably not.

In other news, this book made me think a lot about how to apply math to improving education. Because everyone from Bill Gates to Arne Duncan thinks we should do it. And maybe their right. But what do we measure? And how do we do it? And what would those numbers then mean? And how would we go about acting on them?

We. Don't. Know.

And frankly, I doubt we ever will. Unlike stocks and baseball, we don't have decades of data measured in the same or similar ways over decades and zillions of incidents with tons of observers. I don't know how we can reproduce that.

So many variables. The mind boggles.

Anyway. Fun book!

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053) Madman New Giant Size Super Ginchy Special by Mike Allred et al, finished approximately July 9


Mike really sleepwalked through this one. One lesser story from him, two better stories from other people, and a bunch of pinups, most of which (all of which?) have shown up in previous collection. Doesn't really give me faith for the big anniversary book that's coming out later this year . . . .

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Previously in 2011 . . . . :


51-52
052) The Influencing Machine by Brooke Gladstone and Josh Neufeld, finished July 8
051) Wilson by Daniel Clowes, finished July 6

46-50
050) Timequake by Kurt Vonnegut, finished July 1
049) Housekeeping vs. The Dirt by Nick Hornby, finished June 25
048) The Light Princess by George Macdonald, finished June 22
047) Half a Life by Darin Strauss, finished June 17
046) Babymouse: Cupcake Tycoon by Jennifer L. Holm and Matt Holm (siblings), finished June 16

42-45
045) Ender in Exile by Orson Scott Card, finished June 10
044) Writings from The New Yorker 1927-1976 by E.B. White (edited by Rebecca M. Dale), finished June 7
043) The Left Hand of Darkness by Ursula K. Le Guin, finished May 31
042) Unnamed book by unnamed client (MS POLICY),
finished May 27

33-41
041) Scott Pilgrim's Finest Hour by Bryan Lee O'Malley, finished May 14
040) Scott Pilgrim Versus The Unverse by Bryan Lee O'Malley, finished May 14
039) Scott Pilgrim Gets It Together by Bryan Lee O'Malley, finished May 13
037) The Code of the Woosters by P.G. Wodehouse, finished May 11
036) Scott Pilgrim Versus The World by Bryan Lee O'Malley
035) Scott Pilgrim's Precious Little Life by Bryan Lee O'Malley
034) The Complete Peanuts 1975-1976 by Charles M. Schulz, finished May 1
033) Asterios Polyp by David Mazzucchelli finished approximately April 27

32
032) Golden Gate by Seth Vikram, finished April 20

27-31
031) Batman: Year 100 by Paul Pope, finished April 18
030) The Polysyllabic Spree by Nick Hornby, finished April 9
029) iZombie: Dead to the World by Chris Roberson and Mike Allred, finished April 2
028) A Sense of Order and Other Stories by Jack Harrell, finished April 1
027) Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead by Tom Stoppard, finished March 30

26
026) The Black Dogs by Ian McEwan, finished March 21

23-25
025) Stitches by David Small, finished March 20
024) Arkham Asylum: Madness by Sam Kieth, finished January 19 or 20
023) Hamlet by William Shakespeare, finished March 18

21-22
022) Red Rocket 7 by Mike Allred, finished March 10
021) Missile Mouse: Rescue on Tankium3 by Jake Parker, finished March 10

20
020) The Hotel Cat by Esther Averill, finished February 28

18-19
019) Wonderland by Tommy Kovac and Sonny Liew, finished February 21
018) Redcoat by Kohl Glass (MS POLICY), finished February 18

14-17
017) Best American Comics 2010 edited by Neil Gaiman, finished February 12
016) Little Bee by Chris Cleave, finished February 10
015) Travels with Charley by John Steinbeck, finished February 2
014) Cursed Pirate Girl: The Collected Edition Vol. I by Jeremy Bastian, finished January 31

13-9
013) Sweet Tooth: In Captivity by Jeff Lemire, finished January 30
012) Sweet Tooth: Out of the Woods by Jeff Lemire, finished January 30
011) Essex County: The Country Nurse by Jeff Lemire, finished January 30
010) Essex County: Ghost Stories by Jeff Lemire, finished January 29
009) Essex County: Tales from the Farm by Jeff Lemire, finished January 29

8
008) Magdalene by Morah Jovan, finished January 27

7-6
007) Knightfall Part Two: Who Rules the Night by a slew of DC folk, finished January 23
006) Bayou by Jeremy Love, finished January 17

5-1
005) Mr. Monster by Dan Wells, finished January 10
004) The Red Badge of Courage by Stephen Crane, finished January 6
003) The Mystery of the Dinosaur Graveyard by Mary Adrian, finished January 5
002) Batman - Judge Dredd: Judgment on Gotham by John Wagner and Alan Grant and Simon Bisley, with lettering by the famous Todd Klein; finished January 4
001) Batman: Venom by Dennis O'Neil et al, finished January 2

2011-08-06

Found: Quotes

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On an old burnt cd (c. the founding of this blog), I found these gems:


"The Bay Guardian are conspiracy freaks who'd say bad things about us no matter what. If SF Weekly discovered the cure for cancer, the San Francisco Bay Guardian would bemoan our assault on the cherished liberal ideal of mortality."
----SF Weekly editor John Mecklin

"Art is that over which beings with perfect knowledge can still have divergent viewpoints."
----D. Michael Martindale

"These are biblical times. The turning of the second millennium has brought war, rumors of war and all sorts of new-Jehovian highjinks.'
----Joe Klein

"I don't think it's a question of morality. I think it's a question of politics."
----Richard Clark

"I have always believed in god, but never knew it was me until recently."
----Chris Roller (meaning he has discovered that he is god)

"There's a huge, almost unanimous view that this is a fundamental problem, to unite these two things. My belief is that it very well may be that God didn't intend that."
----physicist Freeman Dyson of the Institute for Advanced Study Ñ Princeton, N.J., on the theory of everything

"We've learned over the years that if we wanted we could write anything that just felt good or sounded good and it didn't necessarily have to have any particular meaning to us. As odd as it seemed to us, reviewers would take it upon themselves to interject their own meanings on our lyrics. Sometimes we sit and read other people's interpretations of our lyrics and think, 'Hey, that's pretty good.' If we liked it, we would keep our mouths shut and just accept the credit as if it was what we meant all along."
----John Lennon

2011-08-05

Chuckle with me now

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Amusing errors I scraped from submitted announcements back when I worked at the Tehachapi News.

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TVRPD offers yoga, "Gentile to Traditional"

"Inmates enage in a variety of crafts including craving soap."

"But first, to get into the program, Mosher says Òan inmate must be discipline free and have a desire to do an acceptable craft.Ó"

"If you cannot attend [the funeral], your thoughts and payers will be much appreciated by the family."

"The Oak Tree MenÕs Golf Club of Bear Valley Springs hosed another successful member-guest tournament."