2007-11-05

th15th 5 Books, 2007

The 15th 5

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075) Jack the Ripper: A Journal of the Whitechapel Murders 1888-1889 by Rick Geary, finished November 3
    This is part of the same series of fact-based graphic novels as the Lizzie Borden book from earlier in the week. Also like Lizzie, it's dry but reasonably interesting with a good use of shadow. And they both are based on purported anonymous diaries from the time from interested observers. I'm too lazy to look into it, but I consider the possibility of so many recently uncovered diaries to be a gimmick rather than a fact.

    If you only read one of these books, read this one. If you don't read any of them, you'll survive.
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074) Summer of Love by Debbie Drechsler, finished November 3
    Boy. I'm sure glad I'm not a teenager. And I'm really glad that when I was a teenager, I had a strict no-girls policy for myself. Sheez.
Threepointfive days


073) The Borden Tragedy by Rick Geary, finished October 31
    The back of this book lays out the Striking Similarities between Lizzie Borden and O.J. Simpson. And this book does make it plain that nothing is plain in the Borden case. But the telling was dry. Even worse, I think I've read it before....

    Stop me if you see me checking it out again.
two days


072) To Kill a Mockingbird by Harper Lee, finished October 29
    My classes have been reading this which was a great opportunity to reread it myself--first time since I was also a high school freshman.

    The book's as good as I remember, but from my current perspective, I can notice a couple clumsy lines that scream First Novel! But that doesn't take away from its power.

    I just read on Wikipedia yesterday that Lee's second novel was stolen from her home in 1970. This makes me very sad.

    (ps: this copy's much prettier)
three weeks


071) Monster by Walter Dean Myers, finished October 26
    For months and months now, kids--mostly teenaged boys--mostly teenaged boys who otherwise claim to hate reading--have recommended this book to me as hella raw and pretty much the best book ever. And so I've now read it for myself. And I'm surprised. I knew it was about a boy--a teenaged boy--on trial for murder. What I expected was that he would be a vicious killer, a hardened gangster. But what Steve actually is is a kid swept away by events, who (may have) done something stupid and now might lose his life over it. I didn't expect a book with so much subtlety and humanity. Even with all the medals on the cover, I didn't expect to feel so much for the "hero".

    What I've learned: I had no idea what hella raw could really mean.
'bout a week







....previously in 2007....



070) Siblings Without Rivalry: How to Help Your Children Live Together So You Can Live Too by Adele Faber and Elaine Mazlish, finished October 15
069) Whirligig by Paul Fleischman, finished October 15
068) Alfred Hitchcock and the Three Investigators in The Mystery of the Silver Spider by Robert Arthur, finished October 12
067) Characters and Viewpoint by Orson Scott Card, finished October 12
066) Hybrids by Robert J. Sawyer, finished October 6
065) How to Write Science Fiction & Fantasy by Orson Scott Card, finished October 1
064) Downy Duck Grows Up by Adda Mai Sharp and Epsie Young, finished September 30
063) Humans by Robert J. Sawyer, finished September 28
062) Hominids by Robert J. Sawyer, finished September 23
061) Making Comics by Scott McCloud, finished August 20
060) Tales of the Black Widowers by Isaac Asimov, finished September 14
059) The Pearl by John Steinbeck, finished September 11 and again on September 12
058) The Dog Is Not a Toy: House Rule #4 by Darby Conley, finished September 3
057) Brother Brigham by D. Michael Martindale, finished August 29
056) The Foundation Trilogy: Foundation, Foundation and Empire, Second Foundation by Isaac Asimov, finished August 27
055) Ode To Kirihito by Osamu Tezuka, finished August 20
054) Polygamy Was Better Than Monotony by Paul Bailey, finished August 10
053) Plato and a Platypus Walk into a Bar: Understanding Philosophy Through Jokes by Thomas Cathcart and Daniel Klein, finished August 7
052) Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows by J. K. Rowling, finished July 24
051) Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince by J. K. Rowling, finished July 21
050) The Ruins by Scott Smith, finished July 13
049) Favorite Stories by Margret Rey, illustrated by H.A. Rey, finished July 12
048) Criss Cross by Lynne Rae Perkins, finished July 2
047) Flight Volume Three edited by Kazu Kibuishi, finished June 27
046) Nobody Is Perfick by Bernard Waber, finished June 14
045) First Paragraphs: Inspired Openings for Writers and Readers by Donald Newlove, finished June 12
044) The Universe in a Nutshell by Stephen Hawking, finished June 11
043) Dune by Frank Herbert, finished June 9
042) The Gifts of the Jews: How a Tribe of Desert Nomads Changed the Way Everyone Thinks and Feels by Thomas Cahill, finished June 8
041) The Roald Dahl Omnibus by Roald Dahl, finished June 6
040) Troll: A Love Story by Johanna Sinisalo, finished May 31
039) The End by Lemony Snicket, finished May 23
038) The Complete Peanuts 1961-1962 by Charles M. Schultz, finished May 22
037) The Penultimate Peril by Lemony Snicket, finished May 21
036) The Grim Grotto by Lemony Snicket, finished May 18
035) The Eyre Affair by Jasper Fforde, finished May 15
034) Neverwhere by Neil Gaiman, finished May 14
033) Chip Kidd: Book One: Work: 1986-2006 by Chip Kidd, finished May 9
032) Jane Eyre by Charlotte Brontë, finished May 7
031) The Complete Peanuts 1959-1960 by Charles M. Schulz, finished April 25
030) Devils & Demons edited by Marvin Kaye, finished April 23
029) Talk Talk Talk: Decoding the Mysteries of Speech by Jay Ingram, finished April 23
028) Einstein's Dreams by Alan Lightman, finished April 20
027) The Long Chalkboard: and Other Stories by Jennifer Allen and illustrated by Jules Feiffer, finished April 19
026) Babbitt by Sinclair Lewis, finished April 19
025) Frank by Jim Woodring, finished April 12
024) The Complete Concrete by Paul Chadwick, finished April 3
023) The Rumpelstiltskin Problem by Vivian Vande Velde, finished March 30
022) Bridge to Terabithia by Katherine Paterson, finished March 28
021) Batman: The Dark Knight Returns by Frank Miller et al, finished March 23
020) A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius by Dave Eggers, finished March 16
019) Batman: Gothic by Grant Morrison et al, finished March 13
018) Wild at Heart by John Eldredge, finished March 7
017) Stink: The Incredible Shrinking Kid by Megan McDonald, finished March 7
016) 50 Professional Scenes for Student Actors: A Collection of Short 2 Person Scenes by Garry Michael Kluger, finished March 6
015) Twenty Love Poems and a Song of Despair by Pablo Neruda, finished March 5
014) Frindle by Andrew Clements, finished March 1
013) Brain Wave by Poul Anderson, finished February 27
012) The Best American Comics 2006 edited by Harvey Pekar and Anne Elizabeth Moore, finished February 26
011) Everything Is Illuminated by Jonathan Safran Foer, finished February 15
010) The Book of Mormon: Another Testament of Jesus Christ edited by Mormon and Moroni, finished February 7
009) Lisey's Story by Stephen King, finished February 1
008) The Maltese Falcon by Dashiell Hammett, finished January 26
007) Empire by Orson Scott Card, finished January 24
006) Stargirl by Jerry Spinelli, finished January 22
005) Vile Bodies by Evelyn Waugh, finished January 17
004) Superman Adventures Vol. 1: Up, Up and Away! by Mark Millar, finished January 16
003) A Walk in the Woods by Bill Bryson, finished January 12
002) Understanding Comics by Scott McCloud, finished January 11
001) Galápagos by Kurt Vonnegut, finished January 10

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2007-11-04

Like chocolate from heaven (a svithe)

chocolate.

Today only (TODAY ONLY!), appreciatethedarkness.com is giving away their high-end chocolate free to anyone who registers at their site.

The problem is that the site is overwhelmed with hits and I can't get on.

The svithe here is that God never gets overwhelmed by prayer.

I think I'll go pray about a nice 70% bar right now.....



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Like chocolate from heaven (a svithe)

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Today only (TODAY ONLY!), appreciatethedarkness.com is giving away their high-end chocolate free to anyone who registers at their site.

The problem is that the site is overwhelmed with hits and I can't get on.

The svithe here is that God never gets overwhelmed by prayer.

I think I'll go pray about a nice 70% bar right now.....



last week's svithe

2007-10-30

One day till

firesnake.

I haven't
made up my
mind for
sure, but
I'm thinking
I'll do
Halloween
this year
dressed as
a fiery
serpent of
hell.

I think the
kids'll get
a kick out
of it.

2007-10-29

Boo!

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Actually, no. It's because I finished To Kill a Mockingbird this afternoon.

Sorry for the confusion.

2007-10-28

The Final Svithe of October 2007

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The Big O's gave his first talk in Primary today, and it turned out much better than the first time he presented there. This is the original audio, recreated with actors.



2007-10-26

Check out what I caught last weekend!

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leviathan.

So I finally succeeded this weekend and bagged me a leviathan. This is a photo I got of it before I started shooting. Anyway, the point is, it's more meat than we need--or will fit in our freezer. If anyone wants some, just leave a comment and I'll hire a refrigerated boxcar to get it to you.

Also: Got any good recipes?

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2007-10-22

The Manly Meme

Manly Men.

An acquaintance of mine recently created a baby-new meme from a Popular Mechanics article. I thought I would coöpt it for myself here.

But real men don't tag. So only do this yourself if you think you're man enough. Or if you have something to prove.

So. A real man should be able to:
    1. Patch a radiator hose
      Um. Is it like fixing a bike tube?


    2. Protect your computer
      From ninjas? I'm there.


    3. Rescue a boater who has capsized
      Depends. Are there sharks? What about walruses?


    4. Frame a wall
      Depends. Embezzlement, yes. But I draw the line at capital crimes.


    5. Retouch digital photos
      Within reason, yes. Note the example above.


    6. Back up a trailer
      Now that I finally have a DVD-R drive, yes.


    7. Build a campfire
      Yes. Of course. I totally got my pyro merit badge. I can also build a house fire if you need any help.


    8. Fix a dead outlet
      Who do you think I am, Ned? Seriously though, my father-in-law has shown me how to do this like a zillion times and I still can't. Mostly, I think, because I am certain I will die.


    9. Navigate with a map and compass
      That's cute.


    10. Use a torque wrench
      Is that those strappy things?


    11. Sharpen a knife
      Only on the jawbone of an ass.


    12. Perform CPR
      With or without showgirls?

      I've never actually had to, but I'm sure whoever gets to be my guinea pig will die. So to answer the question, I need to know if the CPRee needs to survive for it to count.


    13. Fillet a fish
      Theoretically. Ask when the last time I went fishing was.


    14. Maneuver a car out of a skid
      Done it many times. Take that!


    15. Get a car unstuck
      From what? Time? Cause Billy takes care of that for me.


    16. Back up data
      Yes. Should do it more frequently though....


    17. Paint a room
      Alas, yes.


    18. Mix concrete
      Yes. But don't tell Lady Steed.


    19. Clean a bolt-action rifle
      Um. No thank you. Guns make me nervous. Sort of like electricity.


    20. Change oil and filter
      Yes! In fact, it's been ages since we paid for an oil change--not since moving here at least.

      Although.... Nevermind. Just ask my dad. He'll tell you. I don't want to go into it.


    21. Hook up an HDTV
      I wish I had opportunity to try....


    22. Bleed brakes
      What. Mechanics don't believe in germ theory?


    23. Paddle a canoe
      I actually used to be awesome at this. But I haven't tried in, ah, fifteen years?


    24. Fix a bike flat
      Used to do it all the time.


    25. Extend your wireless network
      "Extend"? Let's start with "start".


Phew. It's a good thing we have the Big O around. At the very least, he'll be able to mow the lawn. And knock our old oil filters out of the ballpark with his totally awesome batting skills.

O MOWS

2007-10-21

This svithe is a tree

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Plant a little seed
Watch it growatch it growatch it grow

Now it's a tree

This svithe is a tree

Watch it blow in the breeze

This svithe is a tree


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