I had a companion who ate too many beets one day and got scared that night because, well, he thought he was peeing blood. Not quite medication-colored pee, but a beet-pee experience is all I've got...
Colored number two, on the other hand...now that's a different story.
A number of years ago to promote the release of The Hulk, Hershey's came out with some green chocolate syrup. I thought that was pretty cool (though I didn't see the stupid movie until much later on cable), so I put some in the shopping cart and stirred up some green chocolate milk as soon as I got home. That night, for one reason or another, I spent some time praying (green) to porcelain god and for a couple of days thereafter had very green poo.
I threw the almost full bottle of syrup away because just looking at it made me want to vomit.
Too right. Now I can't understand the fascination I had with green chocolate milk. I mean, hell, what did I think would happen when I drank it...disgusting.
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By amazing coincidence, I've started a megadose regimen of Riboflavin to keep my migraines away. Neon yellow!
ReplyDeleteI had a companion who ate too many beets one day and got scared that night because, well, he thought he was peeing blood. Not quite medication-colored pee, but a beet-pee experience is all I've got...
ReplyDeleteColored number two, on the other hand...now that's a different story.
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ReplyDeleteLast week I was Easter-egg-coloring orange.
And one of my clear memories of childhood was overeating a bright blue Cookie Monster cake and pooing very very green.
Childhood is such a scatological time.....
A number of years ago to promote the release of The Hulk, Hershey's came out with some green chocolate syrup. I thought that was pretty cool (though I didn't see the stupid movie until much later on cable), so I put some in the shopping cart and stirred up some green chocolate milk as soon as I got home. That night, for one reason or another, I spent some time praying (green) to porcelain god and for a couple of days thereafter had very green poo.
ReplyDeleteI threw the almost full bottle of syrup away because just looking at it made me want to vomit.
Ah, memories...
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ReplyDeleteThat is so . . . unnatural . . . .
Too right. Now I can't understand the fascination I had with green chocolate milk. I mean, hell, what did I think would happen when I drank it...disgusting.
ReplyDeleteI live indeed.
ReplyDeleteAh yes, the dreaded beet-pee.
ReplyDeleteCall me boring, but I prefer light straw colour.
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ReplyDeleteYou're boring.
That I am, Th-man.
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ReplyDeleteIsn't it nice when everyone can agree?