1,000: thMillennial Post

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- 1000 - 1,000 - M - 1 × 10³ - 1 E+3 exactly -
- ألف - su - hiljada - mil - číslo - tusind - tausend -
- 千 - 一千 - millar - mila - mille - tuhat - τёжа - tshiên -
- אלף - tisuću - ezer - Þúsund - ち - せん - 천 - nkóto - míli -
- १,००० - duizend - tusen - tysiąc - waranqa - тысяча - tisoč -
- isang libo - หนึ่งพัน - một ngàn - một nghìn -

Or, THOUSAND (one).

Man. Given that the universe is a base-ten universe this occasion is of major significance not only for me and for you, but for the universe as well.

Given such gravity, I feel I should take this opportunity to examine all of time from this perspective of my 1000. First we will look back. Then we will look under the soles of our shoes. Then we will look into the soul of the future.

Ready?

Looking back

Names = 2 (Tehachapiltdownman, Thmazing's Thmusings)
Svithes = 149
Books discussed > 140
Posts mentioning male genitalia even though I claim to hate such fixations ≈ 10
Labels I use = 3
Thvlogs = 10
Thvlogs yanked by YouTube = 2
Words in lds-eros posts > 20,000
Placentas = 1
Disgusting things > 1
Animated gifs ≈ 6
Runins with the law ≈ 1
Shirts sold by Thtore = 4
Lunch dates made in comments ≈ 1
Dickinson parodies = 1
Number of blogger originally linked to = 2
Fish > 25
Things blamed on NPR ≈ 10 (including this blog's very existence)
Thimprovs and Abstructs > Q

Here and now

It's been a good run, hasn't it? I am, overall, quite pleased with what this blog is, now, these thousand posts. When I started Tehachapiltdown man on August 8, 2005 I had no idea what my plans were. Looking back (see above) this is obvious.

When I left Tehachapi, I needed a new name. Several made suggestions, but Cricket suggested Thmusings which was too perfect not to adopt. And so I did.

But now I am changing the name again. Individual posts will still be called thmusings, but, now, welcome to Thutopia. The redesign is mostly completed (though never entirely) and I do, as the banner says, Welcome you to Thutopia.

Looking forward

I think ambition is important. And now that the ides have past, I think it's a good time for me to show you what's in Thutopia's future:
Manufactured statistics
World peace in 15o-word increments
Breaking news
Free downloads
First glimpses at Exciting New Books
Sex, Drugs (OTC only), Rocknroll
Thimprovs
Abstructs
Goodtimes
Someone who actually trounces me in the Preseason Oscar Game
Ponzi schemes
HiLARious videos
Thvlogs that make sense
Culturally insensitive typos
Badtimes
Horrific descriptions of horrific rashes
Tchtching of mass murder
Monkeys
Chicken noodle thoup
Carb-burning regimens
Fonzi schemes (heeeey)
Sulphuric acid, common everyday uses for
Idiotic spam repurposed
Snide remarks about the Other
Amazing Photographic Evidence of my Awesome Spawn
Links to stuff I write as appears elseweb
Water polo
Scotch tape
Plutonium, common everyday uses for
Comics and cartoons
Bad Photoshop jobs
Breaking news
Massive loss of life and property by means of the Hayward quake
Thonzi schemes (sign up now)
Recipes for butternut squash
Carpal tunnel syndrome
Bits, bytes, pixels
Religious epiphany
Electoral College reform
Chickens (sans eggs)
Eggs (sans chickens)
Eggs and Chickens (together)
Penguins (see chicken pattern)
Farm bills
Luxembourg invasion
Irony bailouts
What everyone is talking about
The elephant in the room
The rest of the story
Thexy thundercurrents
Thimbabwe
Thorganic produce
Thneezzes &
Thou

It's a thabulous future.

Join me.

Love,

Theric

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