First it was just Pixie Stix, but before I knew it I was up to gelatin then cocaine and lately I've left powders behind.
Small rocks. Then larger rocks. Ornamental wood chips. Slugs.
And once you try the living stuff, there's no going back. Chipmunks. House cats. Rottweilers.
I tell you kids: once you start snorting, there's no going back.
Learn from me. Me and my lousy upsnorted life.