Today's important topic is global warming which, as I am sure you---
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Sorry. Global warming which, as I am sure you know, has come to the forefr---
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Global warming, which has come to the forefront of public consciousness through the efforts of Alb---
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Albert Gore, who used to be---
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Vice-president but these days---
Look, maybe we should just have this conversation some other---
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Sheesh. Can't take a joke....
Did I or did I not link to him, after all?
(three's the charm)
[edit: fixed out of spite]
Could everyone just do me a favor and ignore this post?