1. I read The Ersatz Elevator this week, so I'm halfway to being ready to go buy the End. I don't think I'm going to make it.
2. The Copeland Sports by our house is closing down, so you can get your camping hatchets and hockey masks for as much as 80% off.
3. The ancient one-eyed ape that creeps through the grass with bloodied obsidian in his grasp knows where you live.
And he is coming.