2006-07-06

The FOOD Series

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Due to the sudden emergence of opinion that I am something of a poet, I wish now to buoy that opinion by showing off some hot new verse penned during PE today.

They are collected together under the name The FOOD Series.



--WARNING--
WITHIN THESE POEMS IS STRONG LANGUAGE
PROCEED AT YOUR OWN RISK




The FOOD Series



I Spilled Jello on My Shorts Last Night

I Have a Pizza in My Pocket

I Like Artichoke Hearts

My Milk Has rBST in It





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6 comments:

  1. I like artichoke hearts, too, dammit!

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  2. Speechless.

    Except sorry about the breasts.

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  3. That's my problem! No more milk...

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  4. I am not a talented poet like Th.
    Damn.

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  5. Too
    much of it
    can

    be over

    whelming.

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