Due to the sudden emergence of opinion that I am something of a poet, I wish now to buoy that opinion by showing off some hot new verse penned during PE today.
They are collected together under the name The FOOD Series.
WITHIN THESE POEMS IS STRONG LANGUAGE
PROCEED AT YOUR OWN RISK
The FOOD Series
I Spilled Jello on My Shorts Last Night
I Have a Pizza in My Pocket
I Like Artichoke Hearts
My Milk Has rBST in It