2009-08-19

Music and Movies (late for half credit)

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Just before school ended, another teacher asked me to put together a list of music and movies for him which I never did. Until now. In slapdash fashion.

I was also planning to make this a nice multipost piece of bloggery with embedded videos etc. But you know what? Screw it. This will just have to be good enough.

(At least I snuck into Lady Steed's account and used Blogger's Compose feature to get the links hypered.)

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Sorry this took so long. My summer has been crazy and without break since our first days 'off". But I promised to do this during the summer and darn it I'm going to make that deadline!

First, you should know that I have a strong and abiding bias for the feminine voice. In the interests of Title IX I will throw a few boys in here, but expect everything to be skewed heavily to the girls. I've mostly left out classic acts because (you don't need me to steer you to the Beatles or Gram Parsons) and big names (she may still be around, but you've heard of Sheryl Crow). There are a few exceptions because darn it I can't not talk about Natalie Merchant and Emmylou Harris (waiting for the duets cd, waiting waiting waiting).

When possible, I have supplemented my meandering comments with YouTubery.


The Beautiful South
Belle & Sebastian
BS is defunct and B&S has changed its lineup quite a bit and no longer lets the girls sing. But both bands are definitely worth checking out. If you get one album from each, maybe, mm, 0898 for BS and Boy with the Arab Strap for B&S.

Belly
The Breeders
These bands share members who were also once in Throwing Muses. I don't like Throwing Muses hardly at all, but I love these two. Belly is the mellow one and The Breeders are the noisy one, although you might not be able to tell that by these videos:

Billy Joe Shaver
You must know Billy Joe. But he's the outlaw who gets the least love. So yay Billy.

Blackhawk
Blackhawk's first album in the mid 90s was very cool. Then they got boring. Shame.

Bree Sharp
Bree Sharp is witty and clever and fun but, alas, she doesn't hold up to three dozen listens. Stop at two.

Millers (Buddy and Julie)
Best married couple in the business I would wager. And unlike Elvis/Diana, these two just make each other better. they also record albums apart and appear on other people's records. Buddy, for instance, is on every Lucinda Williams record I own.

The Cardigans
Best known for their twee years, they grew up and became a new kind of cool. Besides. I love Scandinavian bands. There's only a couple on this list, but that's not really indicative of how many I genuinely dig.

Cat Power
Can't go wrong with this voice.

Cherish the Ladies
Celtic chicks. Their take on "The Leader of the Band" is fantastic, too. I couldn't find a great example of them, so here's a video that makes them just any other celtic band:

The Concretes
The Concretes are pretty good, but I have to say, the best thing their lead singer has done is that PB&J song:

The Cranberries
Yes. I like them very much.

The Cruel Sea
I don't know any other band that sounds quite like this Aussie number, which its singers low low voice and their funky instrumentals.

Dead Can Dance
Medieval house music? Sort of?

Eddie From Ohio
Not all their stuff is as great as their great stuff, but when they're on their game, no one's more delightful.

Emmylou Harris
Emmylou Harris is the greatest human being to ever hold a guitar. Science says so. Whenever someone gets Emmylou to sing back up for them, that song becomes the greatest they have ever recorded.

Fiona Apple
It took me a long time to get to like Fiona Apple, but I'm glad I took the time. I'm including her in case you dismissed her as quickly as I once did.

Garbage
Because they're awesome.

Grant Lee Philips
Grant Lee Philips makes cool music--cool in the jazz sense, only altcountry, if that makes sense. Back when he was a "band" called Grant Lee Buffalo, he sounded about the same as he does now, only with a grunge twist. I would say get his album Mobilize.

Heather Nova
Her Caribbean, raised-on-a-boat roots show in her music, in her gorgeous ethereal vocals and arrangements. Her first two albums are her best.

Imogen Heap
Overplayed, but I still love her. Even SNL couldn't ruin her for me.

James
The one album is Laid, but all their stuff is pleasant to listen too. But Laid and the simultaneosly recorded improv record are their best.

Jenny Lewis with the Watson Twins
This is the cd I leant you. Didn't want you to forget it.

JuJu Club
My favorite Korean band. No question.

Jude
He writes the most beautiful/vulgar music I know. I didn't really know that combination was possible before him. No One Is Really Beautiful is the album I know best.

Kasey Chambers
This denizen of Oz is probably the best thing since Emmylou Harris. Trying to pick one song to recommend from her is simply impossible. Run down as many as you can find.

Kelly Willis
Kelly Willis is also wonderful. I'm guessing you know her and I'm running out of adjectives, so we'll leave it at that.

Kevin Montgomery
I used to describe him as the male, country Heather Nova. Or the country James. So if you liked though, here's him.

The Killers
Big band now, but I really like them.

Lisa Loeb
I just rediscovered Lisa Loeb on a kids' cd I bought. That cd, Camp Lisa, is fantastic! I love it! Finally, a cd my kids like that doesn't drive me bonkers. (Though I do sometimes skip the woodchuck tracks.)

Lucinda Williams
Everyone knows how good she is. But it bears repeating.

Matthew Sweet
Mr Sweet is my favorite guitar rocker. He just came out with a new album which is pretty good, but I still think 100% Fun is still his best. He's also been doing covers albums with Susanna Hoffs that I've been meaning to check out.

Miranda Lee Richards
Best $1 I ever spent. What this perfect album was doing in the Amoeba dollar bins I'll never know. She just barely came out with a second album, but you can't go wrong with The Herethereafter.

Moonpools & Caterpillars
This band is incredibly important to me. "Hear" entirely changed the way I interact with music.

Natalie Merchant (10000 Maniacs inclusive)
Most people stopped knowing anything about Natalie Merchant c. 1998. But I hope that's not true of you, because I think you would really dig what she's doing now. (Though I can't find anything super new on YouTube.)

Neko Case
Her new album is good, but my top recommendation for you, if you're still willing to give her another chance, is Fox Confessor Brings the Flood. But this is the new single:

Poe
Pandora tells me I like lots of vamping. I'm not sure what vamping is, but Pandora says Poe does it in spades and I do love me my Poe.

The Raconteurs
Best new band of the last three year, as far as rock's concerned, IMHO.

Regina Spektor
Last two albums have been great. Here's her biggest hit, to give you a taste, but check out her deeper catalogue as well:

Ryan Shupe and the Rubber Band
Their new big-label contract hasn't made them huge and Simplified is still their best. (Except maybe the new one --- haven't heard it.)Simplified is the only cd I've ever owned where I ended up reading the entire lyrics before ever putting the cd in the player.

Sixpence None the Richer
She has one of my favorite voices. And I'm still not over how pretty she is in this video:

Spacehog
Glam lives! Or it least it experienced a brief revival in the mid90s with their fabulous The Chinese Album.

The Sundays
Static and Silence is the most beautiful album I have ever heard. Period. (The others are good too.)

Sunfall Festival
Monday 23 is one of the greatest albums ever recorded. And Bang Band Bang and 23b are also great enough to buy and love. You asked me who my favorite indie band is? This is it. This is it.

They Might Be Giants
One of my alltime favorite bands. Their work is so broad it's hard to pick a "representative song", but here's something:

Tina and the B-Side Movement
Now called Tina and the B-Sides. But I only have the one album under the old name.

Tori Amos
Tori's albums vary a lot in style. My favorite album is Scarlet's Walk, but that may be because it's her most "accessible" (or whatever). Close-seconds include Boys for Pele, To Venus and Back, and Choirgirl Hotel. This video is to her second-to-most-recent album:

Whiskeytown
Ryan Adams makes music under his own name now which is also good, but of the stuff I've heard, my favorite is still Pneumonia.

Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Rock and roll, baby. This is the song the kids know because it was included in Guitar Hero:



A brief symphonic shoutout:
Arvo Pärt is my favorite of the modernists.

Some favorite movie cds:
Bambi
The Muppet Movie
Garden State
Ocean's Eleven

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MOVIE SECTION:

Movies in the categories you requested.

Although, before I start, don't expect ten in each category and don't expect that this list I am making today will agree with the list I would make tomorrow. And I should also say up front that I love the following groups of films with about one exception per category: Coen Bros. comedies, Hitchcock films, Pixar films, Wes Anderson movies, Charlie Kaufman movies, Marx Bros. movies; Buster Keaton movies.... So even if I don't include The Hudsucker Proxy in comedies, it should have implied inclusion.

Then, to make it easier on me here in the last minute, I went to IMDb's top movies by rank and category and then picked out what I liked from those lists of the best fifty. Sometimes it wasn't a lot.

(I actually put these ones in order from best to least.)Singin' in the Rain, Up, Le fabuleux destin d'Amélie Poulain, Annie Hall, The General, (500) Days of Summer, Back to the Future, Kind Hearts and Coronets, Dr. Strangelove

Star Wars, The Matrix, WALL·E, Back to the Future, Iron Man, The Iron Giant

Sports
Sports films are easy to do adequately, but I can't really think of any that I truly think are great.

Musicals
Of live actions musicals, Singin' in the Rain is pretty much it.

Psycho, with the following as distant, distant seconds: What Ever Happened to Baby Jane? and The Birds

The Ox-Bow Incident
High Noon
Back the the Future Part III

Chick Flicks
(This isn't an IMDb category, but I have a few answers.)
Win a Date with Tad Hamilton. Because I like it.

The following don't have proper IMDb pages, though for the decade question I did use IMDb's decade's-best pages to narrow it down, assuming that a good movie will be most representative.

Great movies by auteurs who made (or are making) lots of movies but don't get much cred for being good:
About a Boy (not that Weitz is all the prolific yet, but this is one great movie)
(and i'm drawing blanks although I know I should be able to come up with several more)

Films most representative of their decade (not indicative, necessarily, of my taste):
1911-20: Birth of a Nation
1921-30: Sunrise
1931-40: Modern Times
1941-50: Casablanca
1951-60: High Noon
1961-70: In the Heat of the Night
1971-80: Taxi Driver
1981-90: ET
1991-2000: Pulp Fiction
2001-present: The Royal Tenenbaums

Darryl Hannah movies
Sorry to say that of the ones I have seen all the way through, I didn't like any all that much. But Blade Runner's the best of the lot.

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So....better late than never, right?

2009-08-17

New One Story Plan

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One StorySo I like One Story, as you know. And I'm always thinking I should review their issues. But I have never gotten around to it. But today, after reading Rocky Point, Mexico, I realized the way to do it: Thwitter.

So from now on I will be reviewing new issues of One Story on Thwitter as they come out. My original plan was to mark those entries with a #onestory, but I just discovered that they have a Twitter account so I'll just mark them with @onestorymag instead.

I'll post two tonight and then as I read the new issues. I may go back and give shoutouts to some past favorites that I still think about like Owen King's “The Cure”,
Ron Carlson's “Beanball” and Sam Allingham's “Bar Joke, Arizona,” but we'll see.

16th Five Books of 2009

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don't miss evidence of the riproaring feb party


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When I posted the fifteenth five last week, I figured that would be the last five for a while. But then I dipped into some comics I had been leant. They were massive volumes which was why I took so long to pick them up in the first place, but I'm glad I did.

Runaways 2.27

Although the series offers plenty of examples of the problems inherent in serialized fiction, it also offers a lot of fun per dollar.

But that's not all I've finished since a couple weeks ago. Let's get started.


080) Runaways Vol. 3: The Good Die Young by Brian K Vaughan et al, finished August 15
    This book exacerbates all the faults with the series that I had been able to overlook at the beginning, but it also digs deeper into the series's strengths. In all, I would definitely pick up a fourth and fifth volumes (the double cliffhanger surely helps).

    four days




079) Runaways, Vol. 2 by Brian K Vaughan et al, finished August 13
    Not as good as the first one, though Molly's too-young dialogue is perhaps less of a problem. A nice series. Good superhero variant.

    five days




078) The Five People You Meet in Heaven by Mitch Albom, finished August 10
    Look at me! Only six seven years behind the zeitgeist!

    Anyway, good book. Surprised it made the BBC's 100 Books list, but it was short and reasonably insightful and worth reading.

    about four months




077) Runaways, Vol. 1 by Brian K Vaughan et al, finished August 10
    I can't remember what all I was going to say now (baby was born between finishing the book and writing this), but I liked it a lot and it was fun and I could make good comparisons to Manhunter and Blue Beetle, which I also liked. I'm glad Jane Dough forced the first three volumes on me.

    one long night




076) Essex County Volume 1: Tales From The Farm (Essex County) by Jeff Lemire, finished August 8
    Oh, it's everything everyone has said. Powerfully moving, with melting-ink art. I just knew I would regret not buying the 4-in-1 volume at Comic Con and having Lemire sign it and sketch in it. Alas, alas.

    The tale of young Lester, recently orphaned, and his small community where all know all and always have.

    Beautiful work.

    Essex County 1 by Jeff Lemire, near the end

    (More at Fobcomics.)

    half an hour or less



Previously:


the first five, 1-5
the second five, 6-10
the third five, 11-15
the fourth five, 16-20
the fifth five, 21-25
the sixth five, 26-30
the seventh five, 31-35
the eighth five, 36-40
the ninth five, 41-45
the tenth five, 46-50
the eleventh five, 51-55
the twelfth five, 56-60
the thirteenth five, 61-65
the fourteenth five, 66-70
the fifteenth five, 71-75

2009-08-16

The Ditching-Church Svithe

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I'm at home in my pajamas. Lady and Little Lord Steed are asleep in the other room. The Big O and the Large S are to Church with my parents. I'm supposed to be conducting a meeting today but that's not going to happen.

When I was younger I was much more rigid about visible letter-of-the-law stuff like Going to Church. Now, here, in the twilight of my life, my conception of What's Important has changed.

This is to be expected, I suppose. Life is a process of sorting, after all. But what are the criteria by which we make these alterations? Because clearly we do not all reach the same decisions, even when we come from the same tradition.

So, question: What criteria do/should we use as we alter our views of What Matters Most?

I'm curious. And I'm sure you've thought about it. So do dish.



last week's svithe

2009-08-15

Our House and Some of the People Who Were in It Today

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He's not pictured, but the advent of Little Lord Steed had resulted in many revelers this weekend, including two parents, four grandparents, one aunt, one uncle, one girlfriend of uncle, two siblings, and three houseflies.

I just picked this photo because it shows off the pretty paint.

thteed household

2009-08-10

Peekaboo

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Active labor. No posts for immediate future.

15th5

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075) A Damp Squid: The English Language Laid Bare> by Jeremy Butterfield, finished August 8
    I love books on words. This one, specifically, is on the Oxford corpus and all the dandy things we can learn by examining it.

    Damp SquidUnfortunately, I didn't think to make a list of fascinating facts as I did with the next book on this list, but you should not take that to mean that I did not enjoy this book as much. I enjoyed this book immensely. I want you to consider me now, at this moment, pressing both Damp Squid and How Sex Works into your hands and saying Read! Read! You must read!

    This book was so good, I stopped reading How Sex Works's chapter on intercourse to come back to it and read some more about words.

    IT'S THAT GOOD.

    threeish weeks




074) How Sex Works: Why We Look, Smell, Taste, Feel, and Act the Way We Do by Dr. Sharon Moalem, finished August 6
    Don't you just love a riviting nonfiction book? One that you can't put down because you're just learning so many interesting things? I've been reading two and it's marvelous.

    This is the one about sex.

    Two brief observations, then I'll get down to business.

    How Sex WorksOne: This book is rife with typos. An unbelievable number. What, were they afraid sex was going to go out of style two weeks later if they did a last pass for errors? I just hope the errors stuck with grammar and didn't actually screw with content.

    Two: I'm fascinated with how the author personified Evolution. The text of the book treats Evolution as a godlike figure who wants things and causes things and influences things. But the moral of the story is even if Evolution made you a philanderer, you still have the brain Evolution gave you and you need not do what Evolution wants. It's a very postmodern religious idea.

    Now down to business. I've made a list of facts from this book that I found particularly interesting. That *I* found particularly interesting. Which means if you find them interesting at all, reading the book will provide ones you are charmed by even more. For instance, I didn't write down anything about crocodile feces because I already knew what Cleopatra did with it. So it wasn't that interesting. To me. You might feel differently.

    This book was a blast. Pick one up. (Or wait for the second printing if you're easily annoyed by lousy copyediting. Harper should certainly know better. No wonder traditional publishing's in the crapper.)
      TRIVIA FROM HOW SEX WORKS

      in the last 150 years, the age for menarche has dropped from 17 to 12

      5% of people have a supernumerary nipple

      hourglass-shaped women are ~30% more fertile

      during arousal breasts can grow 25%

      hourglass-shaped women's children seem to be smarter

      16c-18c slang for the vulva: "hey nonny no" (which remakes my understanding of Much Ado About Nothing)

      menarche - first menstruation
      thelarche - first breast growth
      pubarche - first pubic hair growth

      popularity of the Brasilian wax is threatening the existence of crabs

      symbiosis: pubic and underarm sweat provides nutrients to feed microbes that create our personalized scents

      new trend in South Korea: pubic hair transplants

      it's possible to grow a baby to term outside the uterus

      Fallopian tubes not directly connected to ovaries --- they just open up into the same cavity we find intestines and the liver in

      ancient Egyptians made tampons of papyrus

      pitocin (for inducing labor) is a synthesized version of oxytocin, famous for its role in orgasm

      oxytocin may also help with autism symptoms

      the erect penis of a gorilla is about 1.5 inches long

      when a queen bee mates, in midair, you can hear an audible pop when the drone ejaculates and then his penis breaks off

      1999 study showed women 11xs more likely to experience discomfort during intercourse with a circumsized partner

      chimp semen can be so thick and sticky it can form a plug to keep out other males' semen

      Pythagoras's followers belived semen was a 'clot of brain containing hot vapor'

      semen includes sugar to fuel the sperm

      semen is alkaline to neutralize the acidic vagina

      having 15% of your sperm be viable is topnotch

      it seems that viewing porn that features men as well as women increases the sense of reproductive competition and thus sperm count and sperm quality

      the BBC commisioned on-camera semen taste-testing

      semen allergies do exist

      being in love makes other people less attractive

      gay men's brains react to male odors the same way straight women's do

      women (both straight and gay) prefer the smell of straight men to gay men

      more folate = more healthy sperm
      dark skin prevents UV from destroying folate
      therefore tall dark and handsom tend to have better sperm

      women with more symmetrical partners have more orgasms

      plastic surgery started in the 16th century for syphallis-destroyed noses

      monkeys will pay for pornography (spec. pictures of girl monkeys' butts)

      Jared Diamond wrote a book called Why Is Sex Fun?! Why didn't I know this?

      stimulating the G-Spot generally also stimulates the female prostate

      the prostate has the highest concentrate of zinc in the body and so does the prostate's contribution to semen

      feel like you're gonna pee before orgasm, ladies? it's probably female ejaculation

      zinc is bad for bacteria

      female ejaculate may help prevent urinary infections

      cranberries have a chemical that coats the bladder and keeps out germs

      oysters are loaded with zinc

      regular oral sex may decrease a woman's immune responce against that person's sperm, making fertilization more likely --- it also decreases the chances of preeclampsia (actually swallowing the semen provides the most protection from that potentially disasterous condition)

      there's video evidence out there somewhere of homosexual duck necrophilia (duck-on-dead-duck action!) --- he kept it up for an hour

      the female relations of gay men tgend to have more children than the female relatives of only straight men --- so it may be that there is a gene that causes men to like men, and it has survived because it also makes women like me

      proportion of ring to index fingers in lesbians is closer to that in males than in straight women

      the placenta prevents ~75% of HIV-infected mothers from passing it on to their children

      ≥¼ of American adults infected with HPV

      syphilis = 'great pox' in opposition to which comes the name small pox

      he marks condoms at 87% effective at preventing HIV transmission

      HIV most infectious immediately after initial infection

      HIV on the rise among seniors. Thank you, Viagra!
      (/16% of new cases in 2005)

      some plants mimic The Pill to cut down on the next generation of animals that like to eat them

      Google the Bruce effect

      Casanova wore condoms --- perhaps mostly to prevent nun pregnancies (they were made of dead animals in his day)

      there's a Thai group that offers free vasectomies on Father's Day

      Taking the Pill? That bleeding you experience isn't menstruation but withdrawal. If you don't stop taking the real Pill, you'll never have a period. (Although you will still spot now and then and if you get pregnant, you won't know it.)

      The Pill's side effects can include bigger, ah, boobs

      Women-on-the-Pill's ability to sniff out genetic diversity is reversed --- which might explain the increase in divorce, when lover's smell is not so good once you stop taking it

      Get this word: teledildonics


    a week




073) We Are the Ship: The Story of Negro League Baseball by Kadir Nelson, finished August 6
    The Big O asked me to read this book to him. And, to my surprise, stayed interested clear to the end. I think because of the pov choice I discussed last time I wrote about this book. He was engaged by the book entire --- LOVED it! --- when I thought he would only care about the pictures. I was happy to be proved wrong.

    Lady Steed and I have wondered about how much of the race issues Biggo was aware of as we read, and I really don't know. I'm coming to the opinion that while being white means we have the luxury of believing we live in a postrace society, protecting our children from reality may not be the best choice. It's hard to know though. But this book is so much more than racism. It's a book of baseball. And that's what O loves.

    We Are the Ship

    a week or so because the kid went to the grandparents for four days




072) The Graveyard Book by Neil Gaiman, finished July 29
    Neil Gaiman, ladies and gentlemen, Neil Gaiman as finally done it. Neil Gaiman has finally written a novel worthy of his talent. I no longer have to insist people read his comics and short stories. I no longer have to say, of his novels, yes they are good BUT. Neil Gaiman's The Graveyard Book is pretty much perfect.

    This macabre riff on The Jungle Book is so good that it's hard even to know where to start talking about it. It functions on so many levels.

    So instead I'll just say this.

    I am buying a copy.
    It's going with us to read aloud on long trips.
    I am pressing it on friends.

    Basically, this book is all of Gaiman's merits --- not stretched out to novel form --- but woven together into a marvelous booklength tapestry.

    If you're wondering if I'm ever going to stop gushing and say something substantial, the answer is no.

    Great book. Great great book.

    I'm so glad he waited twenty years till he was good enough to write it.


    two or so weeks




071) The Left Bank Gang by Jason, finished July 22


    SDPL

    Finally! I've finally read a Jason book all the way through! And it did not disappoint. Anthropomorphic dogs named Ezra Pound, Ernest Hemingway and Scott Fitzgerald spend their days making comics; and criticizing the comics of Tolstoy, Dostoevsky and Gertrude Stein. Finally hooking with with their bird pal James Joyce to pull a robbery.

    Awesome.

    Jason's Left Bank Gang



    not much




Previously:


the first five, 1-5
the second five, 6-10
the third five, 11-15
the fourth five, 16-20
the fifth five, 21-25
the sixth five, 26-30
the seventh five, 31-35
the eighth five, 36-40
the ninth five, 41-45
the tenth five, 46-50
the eleventh five, 51-55
the twelfth five, 56-60
the thirteenth five, 61-65
the fourteenth five, 61-65

2009-08-09

SvitheCon! (the whole world's invited)

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Speaking of Cons, I was just reading on LDSPublisher about the recent LDS Booksellers Convention. Disregarding my depression that less than 20% of the companies involved have anything to do with books and that fewer and fewer publishers even bother to attend each year (o say nothing of the companies that are going under), I want to talk about a disturbing trend that's well summed up on one product: Mormon-themed wrapping paper.

The Mormon Rap

What bothers me about this? Well, it's not the attempt to enforce a Mormon culture. I'm fine with Mormonism having it's own culture. I'm all for it.

What bothers me is that items like this are emblematic of an utter unwillingness to engage the world in any way. We are not separated from the world, we should not be afraid of the world. We should be venturing forth into the world with healthful regularity.

As I wrote for AMV, it's my opinion that this is a time in Church history wherein we are called to be very much in the world --- engaging it and working with it and bringing it close. Building walls between ourselves and the world around us is, in fact, a sin if you want me to be blunt about it. If we are called to engage the world (and we are), then failing to do so is such immoral naughtiness.

Here's my feeling:

Mormon culture is good as long as it is inclusive. But when we start wrapping ourselves up in it in order to hide the rest of our planet's population from view, then we are falling short of our calling.

Mormons are called to engage. To be friends with our neighbors. To be involved in our communities. To love as He loved.

So let's open up and listen. Let's be part of this daily convention we call the world, and try to listen as well as preach. No more la-la-la-I-can't-hear-you.

Go forth.



last week's svithe

2009-08-07

Comic Con miscellany

Comic Con 2009.

I don't have it in me to put together a real post today, but Comic Con was, in blog years, about a century ago, so if I'm going to say more I need to get cracking.

Jerry Robinson, the creator of the Joker, thought Superman would never last. He also named Robin Robin to keep him human.

Gary Gianni recommends the following movies: Chandu the Magician, The Black Pirate, The Orphanage, A Cottage on Dartmoor and Häxan: Witchcraft Through the Ages which Mike Mignolia also loves. (One of these films is not like the others.)

I learned from Lewis Trondheim that 'good mayonnaise' is French for 'good chemistry'.

From the new Spike and Mike show, may I recommend the following?







i would love to show more but these are the only ones i can find online


Peter Jackson says imagination is a muscle. And he exercises his with Goodfellas and Casino. I'm guessing he's more excited than I am for Shutter Island.

I've been meaning to write about the EW-sponsored panel featuring Peter Jackson and James Cameron. I was impressed by the culture of giving that they represented. Cameron did, yes, some, but really I'm talking about Jackson here, how he picked up an unknown to direct Halo and how he gave a very thoughtful answer to a ten-year-old aspiring filmmaker. Peter Jackson really represents the best filmmaking has to offer, as far as human beings are concerned. (Definitely follow the link if you want to see the crazy guy.)

The Star Wars Spectacular panel was the most hideously boring thing at the Con. Everything was heavily scripted and painfully uninteresting. At least the Clone Wars cast reading showed some spunk. The voice actors were a little less containable. Good for them.

This movie Legion? Looks stupid. And it doesn't help that writer/director, when asked about the film, can only answer, "It's angels with machine guns! How cool is that? Angels with machine guns." You can plan on skipping this one.

(The actor playing the angel said, regarding holding two machine guns and emptying them out, "I was in the Royal Shakespeare Company, but this is why I wanted to be an actor.")

District 9 on the other hand looks really really good. A couple of the guys I was staying with got in to see the whole thing and wouldn't shut up about how great it was. I saw probably ten or fifteen minutes and you're lucky I can still shut up about it.



(Sorry for the crap up front --- the official version has disallowed embedding. Disallowing embedding of trailers, stupidest thing ever? Discuss.)

The script for D9 was just an outline and the actors were unscripted. The lead actor had no professional acting experience. But all this plays into the documentary feel.

You can watch the short film it's based on here.

Here's the original short 9 is based on:



I saw an extended clip from this as well and it looks fun. I don't have much else to say other than, Hey! Stop asking the actors questions! And you don't need to tell Tim Burton he's great!

Although speaking of Tim Burton, he was like Peter Jackson when it came to the director of 9, Shane Acker. Every time a question was directed at him, he would either give a worthless answer (if the question was purely for him) or gently push it over to Acker. He took none of the glory to himself. I thought that was marvelous.

Disney is going to start making shorts again. One though was expanded and will appear this December as a Christmas special on ABC. It's called Prep & Landing and I saw the opening sequence and I will definitely be tuning in.

Although, speaking of Santa variants....

I saw Bill Plympton's Santa: The Fascist Years twice. It's pretty good but the most amazing thing is this: he animated it in four days. How is that possible?

I also saw the newest entry in his Dog series. And I think "Horn Dog" might be the best since the first.

And that's probably enough for one post, don't you think? More next week. (Next time, if there is a next time, I should definitely bring internet along with me so I can post as I go....)

2009-08-05

(500) Days of Summer

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Not very often do I see a movie where the tagline on the poster adds to my appreciation of the film. When I saw (500) Days's "This is not a love story. This is a story about love." I thought yeah, right. And yet it is absolutely true.

Director Marc Webb has applied his cleverness in a way that is meaningful and not merely quirky. Some of what's in the movie such as the expectations/reality splitscreen are so obvious it's amazing we haven't seen it a million times already.

My biggest editing suggestion would have been to cut the unusual-girl sequence. It was good and smart and fun but unnecessary. Should have been saved for another movie.

But the manner in which we are thrown back and forth through time is both easy to follow and a puzzle to be solved and that is the film's most striking trait.

What I probably loved most about this film is that it was a concept I might have come up with executed in a way I might have tried. Sometimes that irritates me, but in this case, it was so well done, that I can only applaud.

And buy the soundtrack. Need to buy that soundtrack.

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Trailers watched:



This started off interesting enough --- could be a cliche but it was hard to be sure --- and then the trailer gave away every point that made the movie interesting. And then they gave it a name like "The Stepfather." Sigh.



The girl from Juno, the girl from Arrested Development, the other Wilson brother. I can't guess whether or not this movie will by any good, but it looks pretty darn entertaining.



This looks scary. Like Scorsese is taking us to Arkham Asylum. Awesome.

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Demetri Martin? Cool. Ang Lee? Unpredictable. But like Whip It!, however this turns out, it will be fun to watch. Not that we actually go to movies. Today was twice this year?

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So Aaron Eckhart and Jennifer Aniston got their star charisma going and I'm always happy to see Judy Greer, but can this be anything more than The Same Old Thing. Maybe. It looks to be told from the man's p-o-v, so who can say?

2009-08-02

svithe: Work_Service_Priesthood_Love (an experiment)

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I teach Elders Quorum once every four months, and today was my turn. And I decided to do something different. This is a choice I often make. Sometimes it works.

You know how sometimes in class, the teacher will hand out a few little slips of paper and then, at the appropriate moment, call for them to be read? That was the template. The difference was that, this time, I made somewhere around 150 slips of paper (yes, for a half-hour lesson).

Here's a pdf of the slips: http://thmazing.com/templates/theric/pdfs/Work_Service_Priesthood_Love.pdf. (I may not leave this up forever, so if you decided it's useful for you, download it now.)

Most of the slips are taken from Teachings of Presidents of the Church, although there were other things as well including Robert Frost, Lao Tzu, Mother Teresa, Kurt Vonneget, Fyodor Dostoevsky, Charles Schulz, etc etc etc (oh: and the scriptures).

The idea was to create a wide variety of voices to pick and choose from; anyone could read any slip at any time as it seemed appropriate to them. And it worked out all right, but it was a little difficult, I think, for anyone to feel fully sure of that the heck was going on at any given moment.

(I was talking metalesson with Miguel Sanchez and he had a clever idea I'll have to try sometime, viz. take the randomization to a pure lever. Give each slip of paper a number and bring a couple ten-sided dice and completely through my lesson into the maw of chaos. This is awesome. I will also be thinking about how I will bring this into the classroom. I'm really regretting not buying a scoop of dice at Comic Con now....)


a previous EQ lesson
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And behold, I tell you these things that ye may learn wisdom; that ye may learn that when ye are in the service of your fellow beings ye are only in the service of your God.