Thanks(things friends say)

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Luckily, I’ve know this guy a long time and I’m familiar with the manifestations of his schizophrenia, or two elements of our conversation could possibly have been interpreted as offensive.

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You look different. Are you a vampire now? Or maybe you stopped being a vampire?

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[On having learned he may be a father, thanks to an incident in 2001 he does not remember.]

But I really think I’m still a virgin. But that could be, right? It makes me think of people like Donald Trump and you. Do you think there are men who’ve gotten married and had children but are still virgins?