.
And this is why.
2007-03-31
2007-03-30
To your left (volume two)
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I've been delinquent on this project, but I can't let the whole week go by without an entry. So today: only one, the sole blogger confirmed in 2000, Silly Marie.
Silly Marie's Middle Drive
I've been delinquent on this project, but I can't let the whole week go by without an entry. So today: only one, the sole blogger confirmed in 2000, Silly Marie.
Silly Marie's Middle Drive
- And here we meet the first blogger whose precise year of corporeality confirmation is uncertain. I mention it for her only, but she is not the only one. Just wanted to get that out of the way.
Silly is the wife of Brother Brass--my wife's brother. And we like her a lot. I mean, a lot a lot. Like, what the heck is she doing in Texas? That's a long ways away! She should come to California! And if she wanted to, she bring along that husband of hers as well.
She started blogging just over a year ago and it's been good times ever since. Of all the posts I've ever read from anyone, I probably think of this one the most. Although I'm still a little leary of that new background color. I don't think it will last past too many new baby diapers, to be frank.
But otherwise, all hail Celia, the Silly Marie.
2007-03-28
2007-03-26
Theric! Say it ain't so!

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I was at Ross the other day and, long story short, picked up this book
The book opens from either end; one side has Maleficent on the cover and tells the Sleeping Beauty story with her as narrator. The other side lets the princess tell her version of events.
Let's get the facts straight here and now:
YES. I did read a book branded "Disney Princess".
YES. I read the entire thing.
YES. I liked it.
YES. I laughed my silly little head off. I am not exaggerating when I said it slew me. The book was really funny, people. And for $2.99, I really should have bought it. Shoot.
The real questions have to do with the writer, Kiki Thorpe
1) Why didn't she write all these My Side of the Story books?
2) What's with the career composed of nothing but crap for Disney and Nickelodeon (et al)? You have skills, Kiki! Do something all your own! Put that creative spunk to work on a project that will give you a better royalty deal!
Also: you don't happen to live in the East Bay, do you?
2007-03-25
Love me, love my svithe
Hate me, hate my svithe
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Being a general optimist and having a high opinion of humanity in general, I sometimes forget that people hate me. People who hate Americans. People who hate whitie. People who hate Mormons. People who hate those who never get enough sleep.
These people necessarily hate me.
But I forget.
I just looked up "Mormon" on Google News; most of the articles were about that Romney fellow and many of those were about how some people just hate Mormons. What really gets me is good Christians who start frothing at the mention of Mormonism, but I'm not looking to pick a fight. Let 'em hate. Whatever.
The reason I was googling though was to find this article which recently ran in a local paper. The article's about how Mormon's are trying to be perceived differently--as less secretive for example.
It's a funny thing, being perceived as secretive, because we're really anything but. Those 60000 missionaries aren't out there making sure secrets get kept, after all.
Lady Steed recently told our neighbor what my forthcoming book is about (August! Start saving pennies now!), viz, Mormon kids at BYU. She said that she would be very interested in such a book because Mormons are so mysterious and secrety.
Oh.
Well I guess we do need to be less secretive then.
I'm not about to make any huge pronouncements or groundbreaking suggestions, but I do wonder what sort of line is between Seeming Secretive and Overwhelmingly Proselytory. It is one-dimensional? An inch wide? Six miles?
Don't know. But apparently I'm still to one side of it.
last week's svithe
Being a general optimist and having a high opinion of humanity in general, I sometimes forget that people hate me. People who hate Americans. People who hate whitie. People who hate Mormons. People who hate those who never get enough sleep.
These people necessarily hate me.
But I forget.
I just looked up "Mormon" on Google News; most of the articles were about that Romney fellow and many of those were about how some people just hate Mormons. What really gets me is good Christians who start frothing at the mention of Mormonism, but I'm not looking to pick a fight. Let 'em hate. Whatever.
The reason I was googling though was to find this article which recently ran in a local paper. The article's about how Mormon's are trying to be perceived differently--as less secretive for example.
It's a funny thing, being perceived as secretive, because we're really anything but. Those 60000 missionaries aren't out there making sure secrets get kept, after all.
Lady Steed recently told our neighbor what my forthcoming book is about (August! Start saving pennies now!), viz, Mormon kids at BYU. She said that she would be very interested in such a book because Mormons are so mysterious and secrety.
Oh.
Well I guess we do need to be less secretive then.
I'm not about to make any huge pronouncements or groundbreaking suggestions, but I do wonder what sort of line is between Seeming Secretive and Overwhelmingly Proselytory. It is one-dimensional? An inch wide? Six miles?
Don't know. But apparently I'm still to one side of it.
last week's svithe
2007-03-22
To your left (volume one)
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I'm starting a series of posts on the bloggers I am currently linked to. We'll pick up at the top and work our way down. So. Without further ado.
Myke's Toad Spit Chronicles
Lady Steed's After Happily Ever After
Nemesis's Voice of Reason
Miss Hass's Happenings
I'm starting a series of posts on the bloggers I am currently linked to. We'll pick up at the top and work our way down. So. Without further ado.
Myke's Toad Spit Chronicles
- I met Myke in August 1990 shortly after moving to Tehachapi. He came up to me at church and asked if I liked football. I said not really. He said me neither. And so it began. Myke is referenced in the current version of my Official (so-called) Bio--and for good reason. He was one of the people I founded Antemoff Software with. Never heard of Antemoff? You're not alone, but that does not change the fact that the hundreds--perhaps thousands--of pages we cranked out developing stories for games preventing my creative life from stagnating during some pretty lousy high school years. And Antemoff did not die easy. As late as 1999 I was considering quitting school to make it happen.
Myke's blog, however, barely deserves the title. He has posted exactly once, and that a long time ago. If it were anyone else I would have yanked the link by now.
Start a real blog, bucko! The world needs you!
Lady Steed's After Happily Ever After
- Lady Steed was not the first of the people listed under 1999 that I met. But she gets first billing because I married her. Best decision I've made. And that's not just well recycled rhetoric; it's true.
Myke and me's best high school teacher, Mr. Bill Richards, a confirmed bachelor of some years, told me that I had to get married. Had to. "I don't usually say that, Thteed, but you really need to get married."
Why?
Perhaps because I am a gross incompetent and would likely have either starved to death or gotten lost in the desert by now were it not for the guiding hands of one Lady Steed.
Not that that is all she is good for. Oh my no. Seven years of scintillating conversation, for instance. And more! more! more!
But I think that might be enough for today. We wouldn't want to, you know, embarrass anybody.
Nemesis's Voice of Reason
- Nemesis was probably the first met of these three '99ers. In 2002 we would work together doing webdesign (pro bono) (which is to say, as part of a class assignment) for BYU's English Department. Oh, how we slaved! Only to have them scratch all our hard work a couple weeks later and hire professionals. The bastards.
Nem was one of the first two bloggers I linked to and everything I said about her then is still true. If I were suddenly approached by some house to edit a collection of Best Blog Posts, the book would certainly be Nem-heavy. If you haven't been to her blog before, the time to start is now.
Miss Hass's Happenings
- Nem, Lady Steed and Miss Hass were all roommates back in 1999 when I first met them. So it should be no surprise that their place was among my favorite places in the entire world. Or that I overstayed my welcome on more than one occasion. For which I now apologize without quite meaning it.
This summer they (and the rest of them) are supposed to let me make up for their largess by coming to our place for a week. This reunion is looking less likely all the time, which is a shame, but hey! we'll always have Provo!
Right, Miss Hass?
more to come
2007-03-21
Sometimes things press
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Today's important topic is global warming which, as I am sure you---
FIRE! FIREFIREFIRE!!!!!!! FIRE!!!
Sorry. Global warming which, as I am sure you know, has come to the forefr---
FFFIIIIIIIRRRRREEE!!!!!!! FIRE! FIRE! FIRE!
Excuse me.
Global warming, which has come to the forefront of public consciousness through the efforts of Alb---
FIRE! FIRE! FIRE! FIRE! FIRE!
Albert Gore, who used to be---
FIRE! FFFIIIIIIRRREE!!!!!!!!!!! FIRE! FIRE! FIRE!
FIRE!
Vice-president but these days---
FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRE!
Sigh.
Look, maybe we should just have this conversation some other---
FFFIIIIIIIIRE! FIRE! FIRE! FIRE!
Today's important topic is global warming which, as I am sure you---
FIRE! FIREFIREFIRE!!!!!!! FIRE!!!
Sorry. Global warming which, as I am sure you know, has come to the forefr---
FFFIIIIIIIRRRRREEE!!!!!!! FIRE! FIRE! FIRE!
Excuse me.
Global warming, which has come to the forefront of public consciousness through the efforts of Alb---
FIRE! FIRE! FIRE! FIRE! FIRE!
Albert Gore, who used to be---
FIRE! FFFIIIIIIRRREE!!!!!!!!!!! FIRE! FIRE! FIRE!
FIRE!
Vice-president but these days---
FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRE!
Sigh.
Look, maybe we should just have this conversation some other---
FFFIIIIIIIIRE! FIRE! FIRE! FIRE!

2007-03-19
Do you remember that one time?
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Because I wish you would tell me. I've been trying and trying and I just can't.
It's so frustrating!
Because I wish you would tell me. I've been trying and trying and I just can't.
It's so frustrating!
2007-03-18
Svithe: In brief
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Starting with Psalm One verse one:
Blessed is the man that walketh not in the counsel of the ungodly, nor standeth in the way of sinners, nor sitteth in the seat of the scornful.
Links to:
Prov. 1: 10--My son, if sinners entice thee, consent thou not.
Links to:
Isa. 59: 7--Their feet run to evil, and they make chaste to shed innocent blood: their thoughts are thoughts of iniquity; wasting and destruction are in their paths.
Links to:
Hel. 12: 4--O how foolish, and how vain, and how evil, and devilish, and how quick to do iniquity, and how slow to do good, are the children of men; yea, how quick to hearken unto the words of the evil one, and to set their hearts upon the vain things of the world!
Links to:
Heb. 3: 12--Take heed, brethren, lest there be in any of you an evil heart of unbelief, in departing from the living God.
Okay....something cheerful, maybe?
That linked to:
Gen. 6: 5--And GOD saw that the wickedness of man was great in the earth, and that every imagination of the thoughts of his heart was only evil continually.
Hmm. Links to:
Gen. 8: 21--And the LORD smelled a sweet savour; and the LORD said in his heart, I will not again curse the ground any more for man’s sake; for the imagination of man’s heart is evil from his youth; neither will I again smite any more every thing living, as I have done.
Yes! Okay! Let's stop there!
last week's svithe
Starting with Psalm One verse one:
Blessed is the man that walketh not in the counsel of the ungodly, nor standeth in the way of sinners, nor sitteth in the seat of the scornful.
Links to:
Prov. 1: 10--My son, if sinners entice thee, consent thou not.
Links to:
Isa. 59: 7--Their feet run to evil, and they make chaste to shed innocent blood: their thoughts are thoughts of iniquity; wasting and destruction are in their paths.
Links to:
Hel. 12: 4--O how foolish, and how vain, and how evil, and devilish, and how quick to do iniquity, and how slow to do good, are the children of men; yea, how quick to hearken unto the words of the evil one, and to set their hearts upon the vain things of the world!
Links to:
Heb. 3: 12--Take heed, brethren, lest there be in any of you an evil heart of unbelief, in departing from the living God.
Okay....something cheerful, maybe?
That linked to:
Gen. 6: 5--And GOD saw that the wickedness of man was great in the earth, and that every imagination of the thoughts of his heart was only evil continually.
Hmm. Links to:
Gen. 8: 21--And the LORD smelled a sweet savour; and the LORD said in his heart, I will not again curse the ground any more for man’s sake; for the imagination of man’s heart is evil from his youth; neither will I again smite any more every thing living, as I have done.
Yes! Okay! Let's stop there!
last week's svithe
2007-03-16
Fourth Five Books Finished in 2007
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20) A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius
by Dave Eggers, finished March 16
19) Batman: Gothic
by Grant Morrison et al, finished March 13
18) Wild at Heart
by John Eldredge, finished March 7
17) Stink: The Incredible Shrinking Kid
by Megan McDonald, finished March 7
16) <50 Professional Scenes for Student Actors: A Collection of Short 2 Person Scenes
by Garry Michael Kluger, finished March 6
15) Twenty Love Poems and a Song of Despair
by Pablo Neruda, finished March 5
14) Frindle
by Andrew Clements, finished March 1
13) Brain Wave
by Poul Anderson, finished February 27
12) The Best American Comics 2006
edited by Harvey Pekar and Anne Elizabeth Moore, finished February 26
11) Everything Is Illuminated
by Jonathan Safran Foer, finished February 15
10) The Book of Mormon: Another Testament of Jesus Christ edited by Mormon and Moroni, finished February 7
9) Lisey's Story
by Stephen King, finished February 1
8) The Maltese Falcon
by Dashiell Hammett, finished January 26
7) Empire
by Orson Scott Card, finished January 24
6) Stargirl
by Jerry Spinelli, finished January 22
5) Vile Bodies
by Evelyn Waugh, finished January 17
4) Superman Adventures Vol. 1: Up, Up and Away!
by Mark Millar, finished January 16
3) A Walk in the Woods
by Bill Bryson, finished January 12
2) Understanding Comics
by Scott McCloud, finished January 11
1) Galápagos
by Kurt Vonnegut, finished January 10
20) A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius
So. Contrary to what I may have led you to believe, I am not totally in love with this book. And Dave Eggers is more like himself than he is like me. And I think the reason people went nuts over this book, is not just because it is a good example of what it is (though it is), but because it was the first time they saw that a book written like this could exist. At least, that's my theory. ¶ I read the self-contained appendix and introductory fun before starting the bookbook portion of the book to build up steam and to believe I really could read it. And I have other posts in me in regards to Eggers and this book that I may or may not ever write, but yes. I did like the book. Yes. I do recommend it. Unless you don't like that one vulgarity that refers to sexual intercourse. Cuz it's pretty rampant. ¶ But at the end of the day, it's a good book and I liked it and Eggers is still invited--but now we have to meet after midnight. If that's okay.
not quite a month
19) Batman: Gothic
I like Batman. And I liked Morrison's take on Arkham
maybe a couple hours
18) Wild at Heart
When I started this book, I had in mind joking about how it was the Christian, nonfiction Fight Club
under two months
17) Stink: The Incredible Shrinking Kid
Short, fast, funny. Has a moment of horrific violence and lots of James Madison. And mini comicstrips ala Captain Underpants (illustrations by Peter H. Reynolds). That's probably all you need to know.
under an hour
16) <50 Professional Scenes for Student Actors: A Collection of Short 2 Person Scenes
Another busy day at the office and another book picked off a teacher's shelf and read through. The scenes in this book are heavy with advertisers, crime scenes, interrogations, restaurants, cops and reporters. Most are pretty good. I would recommend it to another high school drama teacher as a source for scenes to assign. Other than that though, why would you need it?
a couple hours
PREVIOUSLY
15) Twenty Love Poems and a Song of Despair
14) Frindle
13) Brain Wave
12) The Best American Comics 2006
11) Everything Is Illuminated
10) The Book of Mormon: Another Testament of Jesus Christ edited by Mormon and Moroni, finished February 7
9) Lisey's Story
8) The Maltese Falcon
7) Empire
6) Stargirl
5) Vile Bodies
4) Superman Adventures Vol. 1: Up, Up and Away!
3) A Walk in the Woods
2) Understanding Comics
1) Galápagos
2007-03-15
2007-03-14
Why I hate Dave Eggers
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So I have finally picked up my copy of Dave Eggers's A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius
and am reading it. I am doing so because Master Fob is also doing so and liking the book and thinking I should read it because "it often makes me think of you [meaning me] . . . because of your zany style that Dave Eggers approximates well."
But see, I don't like Dave Eggers.
I'm not sure when I decided I don't like Dave Eggers. I believe I first heard about him in PRINT magazine, in an article about Eggers's line of books under the McSweeney's name. That article changed forever my ideas about book design and I wanted to be published by whoever that guy was.
Or I might have first heard of him when I first saw AHWOSG on the shelf when it was new.
Not sure. But I didn't make the connection between the two for some time.
By the time I ran into his books on such things as Squid
and Giraffe
, I was both delighted (because I loved their concept) and repulsed (because they were Eggers).
Eggers . . . .
And what of his book I'm reading now? It starts being playful, right on the copyright page.
Hey-- I wanted to do that---
The acknowledgments are more than a sterile list of names.
Now wait just a second----
And his tone swings wildly from breathless to absurd lies to pain.
He even has a humorous story involving a believed-to-be-stolen wallet and getting the cops involved.
JUST.
LIKE.
ME.
And he had the galling nerve to publish his first.
The bastard.
See. That's what the problem is. I hate Dave Eggers because he's like me, and he dared to become successful by being me.
I've spent the last some years fighting publishers because my book Byuck is "zany." But even before I sent it out, I scaled it back so, so much. And it was still too zany!
But compared to AHWOSG, it's practically zany-free! Why can he get away with it when I can't!
I'm sorry.
It's not right to hate someone else because they are successful. I know this. I'm glad I've figured out why I hate Dave Eggers because it's a crappy reason and I need to knock it off.
He's a good writer.
I like his book.
Nice job, man.
And it's not like I'm a horrible failure. I finally found a publisher for that book and it should be out later this year.
That's good.
But it's still unnerving. Because what if he is better at being me than I am? What right then do I have to be me? For heaven's sake, the man's make-crap-up tendencies are deliriously like mine and he handles booksignings the way I intended to. It's weird. It's an outrage!
I want my soul back, Dave!
-----
Actually, since I first started writing this post (delayed do to death of computer), I have successfully overcome my former hatred. The man's a mean writer and I appreciate that. And the more I learn about him, the harder he is to hate; he seems like a pretty nice bloke. He certainly doesn't seem like the sort of person who would hate someone for succeeding by being like him.
And hey--he used to live just up Marin from me. Maybe he would like to cross the bridge every other week and join Fob East Bay.
We certainly have openings.
So I have finally picked up my copy of Dave Eggers's A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius
But see, I don't like Dave Eggers.
I'm not sure when I decided I don't like Dave Eggers. I believe I first heard about him in PRINT magazine, in an article about Eggers's line of books under the McSweeney's name. That article changed forever my ideas about book design and I wanted to be published by whoever that guy was.
Or I might have first heard of him when I first saw AHWOSG on the shelf when it was new.
Not sure. But I didn't make the connection between the two for some time.
By the time I ran into his books on such things as Squid
Eggers . . . .
And what of his book I'm reading now? It starts being playful, right on the copyright page.
Hey-- I wanted to do that---
The acknowledgments are more than a sterile list of names.
Now wait just a second----
And his tone swings wildly from breathless to absurd lies to pain.
He even has a humorous story involving a believed-to-be-stolen wallet and getting the cops involved.
JUST.
LIKE.
ME.
And he had the galling nerve to publish his first.
The bastard.
See. That's what the problem is. I hate Dave Eggers because he's like me, and he dared to become successful by being me.
I've spent the last some years fighting publishers because my book Byuck is "zany." But even before I sent it out, I scaled it back so, so much. And it was still too zany!
But compared to AHWOSG, it's practically zany-free! Why can he get away with it when I can't!
I'm sorry.
It's not right to hate someone else because they are successful. I know this. I'm glad I've figured out why I hate Dave Eggers because it's a crappy reason and I need to knock it off.
He's a good writer.
I like his book.
Nice job, man.
And it's not like I'm a horrible failure. I finally found a publisher for that book and it should be out later this year.
That's good.
But it's still unnerving. Because what if he is better at being me than I am? What right then do I have to be me? For heaven's sake, the man's make-crap-up tendencies are deliriously like mine and he handles booksignings the way I intended to. It's weird. It's an outrage!
I want my soul back, Dave!
-----
Actually, since I first started writing this post (delayed do to death of computer), I have successfully overcome my former hatred. The man's a mean writer and I appreciate that. And the more I learn about him, the harder he is to hate; he seems like a pretty nice bloke. He certainly doesn't seem like the sort of person who would hate someone for succeeding by being like him.
And hey--he used to live just up Marin from me. Maybe he would like to cross the bridge every other week and join Fob East Bay.
We certainly have openings.
2007-03-11
a brief note regarding the last day of the first month of the new year letter
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It's finally ready. We're printing now. Do we have your address?
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It's finally ready. We're printing now. Do we have your address?
.
(svithe) Mahogany Reign
.
So there I was. In a kindergarten class. We were going over the three-plusses. Three plus one is four. Three plus two is five. Three plus three . . . .
Then this one kid, Lucy, raised her hand and asked what the difference was between sines and cosines.
I tried to explain it, but she was having trouble grasping it.
So I tried another way. No luck.
I admitted that I wasn't so good with this stuff myself and had a hard time keeping them straight. Then I foolishly mentioned tangents.
At this point she pushed aside her worksheet with the dancing threes and the flamingo and rejected math now, today, and forever, her whole life. She called herself an amatheist and encouraged her classmates to follow her example.
If I can't understand this sine/cosine business(she said) then it is clear to me that the difference is false and imagined. And if sines and cosines are a lie, we must therefore assume that all math is a lie. Told to enslave us to life of adding and subtracting. Lie upon lie until we can no longer distinguish between the feel-good "truth" of one plus one equals two and the obvious untruth of what is a sine.
Her classmates nodded and began to push away their papers.
I argued. I suggested that just because they did not understand one thing, they should not throw away what they already knew. I pleaded with them, suggesting that in time and with effort, all things would become known.
My cries fell on deaf ears.
So I let them eat their snack, then we went out to play foursquare.
--end--
last week's svithe
NOTICE:
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THE THTEEDS COMPUTER HAS BITTEN THE DUST AND THUS WE ARE WITHOUT INTERNET. THE TIMING COULD NOT POSSIBLY BE WORSE (WELL, MAYBE, BUT IT STILL SUCKS) BUT WE ARE WITHOUT MACHINE FOR SOME DAYS, POSSIBLY SOME WEEKS. THE POSSIBILITY THAT SVITHING WILL BE DISRUPTED DOES EXIST.
LOVE YA!
So there I was. In a kindergarten class. We were going over the three-plusses. Three plus one is four. Three plus two is five. Three plus three . . . .
Then this one kid, Lucy, raised her hand and asked what the difference was between sines and cosines.
I tried to explain it, but she was having trouble grasping it.
So I tried another way. No luck.
I admitted that I wasn't so good with this stuff myself and had a hard time keeping them straight. Then I foolishly mentioned tangents.
At this point she pushed aside her worksheet with the dancing threes and the flamingo and rejected math now, today, and forever, her whole life. She called herself an amatheist and encouraged her classmates to follow her example.
If I can't understand this sine/cosine business(she said) then it is clear to me that the difference is false and imagined. And if sines and cosines are a lie, we must therefore assume that all math is a lie. Told to enslave us to life of adding and subtracting. Lie upon lie until we can no longer distinguish between the feel-good "truth" of one plus one equals two and the obvious untruth of what is a sine.
Her classmates nodded and began to push away their papers.
I argued. I suggested that just because they did not understand one thing, they should not throw away what they already knew. I pleaded with them, suggesting that in time and with effort, all things would become known.
My cries fell on deaf ears.
So I let them eat their snack, then we went out to play foursquare.
--end--
last week's svithe
NOTICE:
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THE THTEEDS COMPUTER HAS BITTEN THE DUST AND THUS WE ARE WITHOUT INTERNET. THE TIMING COULD NOT POSSIBLY BE WORSE (WELL, MAYBE, BUT IT STILL SUCKS) BUT WE ARE WITHOUT MACHINE FOR SOME DAYS, POSSIBLY SOME WEEKS. THE POSSIBILITY THAT SVITHING WILL BE DISRUPTED DOES EXIST.
LOVE YA!
2007-03-08
No kindness goes unpunished
(an open letter to Tusk)
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Dear Tusk---
Remember that post I wrote that mentioned Regina Spektor
? And how you said she was awesome? And that you were totally going to buy me a copy? But Amazon America wouldn't take your pounds? So you were going to make something happen and send it through the mail?
Yeah. You're pretty much the best person I know.
Anyway, the envelope came in the mail today, noting the postage (£1.87) and the date of departure (03/03.07) on a neat, white sticker.
What was not marked on the sticker but which I was able to ascertain all too quickly was that one end of the envelope had been cut open and that the US Postal Service had stamped it with RECEIVED WITHOUT CONTENTS.
I'm not sure where to begin.
With how bummed I am?
By railing against fate?
The post?
Miz Spektor?
I feel a sort of guilt--as if this were my fault. I feel a sort of rage--although against what I could not say. I feel a sort of dread--lest this twist in the story drive you over some mental precipice. Not that I consider that likely, but it's just the way this story seems to be going.
Sigh.
Anyway.
Um.
I really like the color of pen you used to address the envelope.
Thanks again,
your unfortunate pal,
--------theric---
ps: sorry i don't know any welsh jokes to lighten the mood.....
Dear Tusk---
Remember that post I wrote that mentioned Regina Spektor
Yeah. You're pretty much the best person I know.
Anyway, the envelope came in the mail today, noting the postage (£1.87) and the date of departure (03/03.07) on a neat, white sticker.
What was not marked on the sticker but which I was able to ascertain all too quickly was that one end of the envelope had been cut open and that the US Postal Service had stamped it with RECEIVED WITHOUT CONTENTS.
I'm not sure where to begin.
With how bummed I am?
By railing against fate?
The post?
Miz Spektor?
I feel a sort of guilt--as if this were my fault. I feel a sort of rage--although against what I could not say. I feel a sort of dread--lest this twist in the story drive you over some mental precipice. Not that I consider that likely, but it's just the way this story seems to be going.
Sigh.
Anyway.
Um.
I really like the color of pen you used to address the envelope.
Thanks again,
your unfortunate pal,
--------theric---
ps: sorry i don't know any welsh jokes to lighten the mood.....
2007-03-07
Literacy
.
So.
I just read some statistics
.
Seems children in "middle-income neighborhoods [have] multiple opportunities to observe, use, and purchase books (estimated at about 13 titles per individual child)...."
Thirteen?!?! Kids in middle-income families only have thirteen books apiece?!?!
I find this appalling.
Thirteen....
But if you think that's bad....
How about for low-income children?
Would you believe 1 book per 300 kids?
1 book
per 300 kids.
In America.
Not good.
I read about this in the new issue of Costco's magazine. In the same article I read about Seussville. This site is connected to First Book and from either site, if you send an ecard, that's one more book they'll give to some poor kid.
So give books to kids.
And if you don't have anyone else to send a Seussian ecard to, send one to me. My address is on your left.
So.
I just read some statistics
Seems children in "middle-income neighborhoods [have] multiple opportunities to observe, use, and purchase books (estimated at about 13 titles per individual child)...."
Thirteen?!?! Kids in middle-income families only have thirteen books apiece?!?!
I find this appalling.
Thirteen....
But if you think that's bad....
How about for low-income children?
Would you believe 1 book per 300 kids?
1 book
per 300 kids.
In America.
Not good.
I read about this in the new issue of Costco's magazine. In the same article I read about Seussville. This site is connected to First Book and from either site, if you send an ecard, that's one more book they'll give to some poor kid.
So give books to kids.
And if you don't have anyone else to send a Seussian ecard to, send one to me. My address is on your left.
2007-03-05
Third Five Books Finished in 2007
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15) Twenty Love Poems and a Song of Despair
by Pablo Neruda, finished March 5

14) Frindle
by Andrew Clements, finished March 1

13) Brain Wave
by Poul Anderson, finished February 27

12) The Best American Comics 2006
edited by Harvey Pekar and Anne Elizabeth Moore, finished February 26

11) Everything Is Illuminated
by Jonathan Safran Foer, finished February 15

10) The Book of Mormon: Another Testament of Jesus Christ edited by Mormon and Moroni, finished February 7
9) Lisey's Story
by Stephen King, finished February 1
8) The Maltese Falcon
by Dashiell Hammett, finished January 26
7) Empire
by Orson Scott Card, finished January 24
6) Stargirl
by Jerry Spinelli, finished January 22
5) Vile Bodies
by Evelyn Waugh, finished January 17
4) Superman Adventures Vol. 1: Up, Up and Away!
by Mark Millar, finished January 16
3) A Walk in the Woods
by Bill Bryson, finished January 12
2) Understanding Comics
by Scott McCloud, finished January 11
1) Galápagos
by Kurt Vonnegut, finished January 10
15) Twenty Love Poems and a Song of Despair
- Lady Steed gave me this book for Valentine's Day, and a very good Valentine's Day present it was. If only I could manage to be so apropos! Thanks, lover! ¶ Disclaimer: One could easily argue that this book does not qualify according to the rules I set up, but I'm including it anyway. Even if I skipped the Spanish parts. ¶ So I've been interested in Neruda since seeing Il Postino
a couple weeks or so
14) Frindle
- So people have been talking this book up for years, and today I found myself in a fifth-grade classroom, saw it and picked it up, noticed the 25pt type and said to myself, "Yeah. I can read this." And so I did, during Art and Lunch. ¶ And I loved it. ¶ I laughed a lot and was touched like so. It's the perfect little chapter book for any kid you want to grow up loving words, teachers, brilliance, chance-taking, self-trusting, and slyness. And what kid shouldn't?
just over an hour
13) Brain Wave

- Here's the skinny: spiraling out from the core of the galaxy is an inhibitor field that slows down all electromagnetic energy. Humanity has discovered this because we have just left that field. For millions of years--over our entire evolution--we have been inside the inhibitor field. Now we are out and out mental processes are speeding up as a result. Within weeks pesky problems such as world hunger and interstellar travel are solved. Humanity is no longer what it once was. ¶ Telling a story like this is tricky. How, for instance, do you represent the communication of humans for whom modern language is obsolete? It's an ambitious project Anderson picked up here. ¶ I bought this book up last month (it was one of about fifty from my last library sale splurge) and took it with me on a walk because it is quite short and easily fit in my pocket. Poul Anderson is one of the grand old daddys of science fiction whom I feel an obligation to try out and see what I think. That this book failed over and over again and on so many basic levels is sad, but according to Wikipedia this is one of his first books, and I don't suppose I should lambaste him for being daring and biting off more than he had skill to chew in 1954. Indeed, I should wax Teddyian and congratulate him on that failure. ¶ So no, I did not like this book. Every time it looked to get good, it would again collapse. I cannot recommend it. But I have a longer, forty-years-younger, award-winning Anderson book on my shelf (from another library sale back in Utah), and although I am not anxious (coming off Brain Wave) to pick it up, I think someday I will.
eighteen days
12) The Best American Comics 2006
- First let me just admit that I don't share Pekar's taste and so, necessarily, I don't like everything in this book. Also let me say that I don't think Pekar was truly aiming for the "best" when he made his selections. However: none of that changes the fact that this is a pretty darn good collection. Of the thirty comics collected here, I want to focus on one, the absolutely incredible "RabbitHead
maybe two months
11) Everything Is Illuminated
- It took me about 30 pages to develop enough tolerance for this book to believe I could finish it. I did not start liking it till page 118, but that was immediately followed by my putting it down for a week because I could not bear to look at it anymore. Then I swallowed hard and decided to wrap it up. The tale managed to get quite moving . . . and then it was over; one story ended cleanly and satisfactorily, the other with a blunt butterknife. ¶ The book's scattershot manner makes it tricky to figure out who is talking and what they are talking about. This is not a complaint precisely--many people have said that about my own first novel--but it demands the reader to decide why the author is so slow with the clues: does he respect me, or does he hate me? Is he just full of his own cleverness? I am trying hard to withhold judgement on this matter for now. ¶ The book, as I mentioned, does get emotionally involving towards the end, but I have to admit I am not entirely certain how much of the credit should go to Foer. It might be impossible to write a story on this subject without yanking soul-strings--historically, we are still much too close to this horror to look at it dispassionately. So yes, Foer's book "worked," but how much this is to his credit is difficult to say. Perhaps after ruminating more I will have a better answer. ¶ Anyway, I although I will not not recommend this book, nor rebut anyone else's recommendation of it, neither am I its proselyte.. It is worth considering to read. That much I can say.
about three weeks
PREVIOUSLY
10) The Book of Mormon: Another Testament of Jesus Christ edited by Mormon and Moroni, finished February 7
9) Lisey's Story
8) The Maltese Falcon
7) Empire
6) Stargirl
5) Vile Bodies
4) Superman Adventures Vol. 1: Up, Up and Away!
3) A Walk in the Woods
2) Understanding Comics
1) Galápagos
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