The most important announcement to be made on American soil since May 16, 1860

Friends! Thromans! Fiddlesticks!

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Hi.

My name is Theric.

I have been alive for, oh, about thirty years now and in that time I have never once done the following things:

1. Trampled a kitten to death while wearing golf shoes.
2. Trampled a kitten to death while wearing moonboots.
3. Trampled a kitten to death.

I feel these facts give me some credibility.

About five years ago, I, by grace of my friend Myke, owned the domain name theric.com, a useful thing to be sure. But I was an ignorant fool and did not know that domain-name ownership expires and, one year later, was claimjumped by some dirty British company which has done nothing with a URL that was, to me, was so very very valuable.

So I have gone and gotten myself another domain name.

A better domain name.

A totally rockandroll domain name.

Yes, I, Theric, am now the proud owner of....



All are welcome at Thmazing.com.

For I am Thamzing.

Thmazingly welcoming, that it.

So come on over.