Okay. So I only named 57 countries. I attribute that to my failure to adopt a coherent naming strategy (meaning that I went through Europe twice and still forgot Switzerland—that's what you get for neutrality).
Even worse, I only named 37 colors. So embarrassing. Though I do object to their line of dark blue, dark green, &c. nonsense.
However, I can take 26 five year olds in a fight. (My moral compass is likely not as rigid as yours. Because I'd totally use one of the kids as a shield or weapon should I need to.)
I am a fan of their death report. Because I feel better knowing that 133,876 people died the day I was born. But get this . . . "Christine Chubbuck, an american television news reporter, committed suicide during a live broadcast on July 15 at 9:38 am, 8 minutes into her talk show, on wxlt-tv in Sarasota, Florida. She drew out a revolver and shot herself in the head."
Sad. My cadaver is only worth $4640.
And I have a 60% chance of surviving a moon crash, a 50% chance of surviving a zombie apocalypse, and would be 51% effective as a human shield.
I didn't remember saying "dick" and "anal" so often. But I think it was mostly the plethora of "porn"s and "pornography"s that did me in. (Other guilty parties included "gun" which at least makes me a little less creepy in the nonviolent way.)
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ReplyDeleteAs Lady Steed just said, "Now you can say your blog is porn. Moral or not."
I think it's the frequency of the word "Erotic." I know that's why I keep reading.
ReplyDeleteBoth of my blogs were rated G, even though I used the word "suck" and "abortion" once. *gasp!*
I went on to find out that I have a 45% chance of surviving a Zombie Apocalypse, and a 32% chance of surviving a crash on the moon.
It's censorship! Down with the MPAA!
ReplyDelete(But in the meantime, my minor children aren't coming anywhere near here.)
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ReplyDeleteHaha!
I can beat 17 five-year-olds in a fight.
But I can only type 65 countries in 5 minutes, which I thought was pathetic.
(Ends up I don't agree with the widget on how to spell things like Khazakistan, United Arab Emirates, or Cote d'Ivoire.)
I think you should tell us why you received your rating.
ReplyDeleteI mean, mine is rated R "based on the presence of the following words: dead (7x) suck (3x) rape (2x) death (1x)."
I'm just trying to figure out why death gets you an R rating.
Okay. So I only named 57 countries. I attribute that to my failure to adopt a coherent naming strategy (meaning that I went through Europe twice and still forgot Switzerland—that's what you get for neutrality).
ReplyDeleteEven worse, I only named 37 colors. So embarrassing. Though I do object to their line of dark blue, dark green, &c. nonsense.
However, I can take 26 five year olds in a fight. (My moral compass is likely not as rigid as yours. Because I'd totally use one of the kids as a shield or weapon should I need to.)
I am a fan of their death report. Because I feel better knowing that 133,876 people died the day I was born. But get this . . . "Christine Chubbuck, an american television news reporter, committed suicide during a live broadcast on July 15 at 9:38 am, 8 minutes into her talk show, on wxlt-tv in Sarasota, Florida. She drew out a revolver and shot herself in the head."
Sad. My cadaver is only worth $4640.
And I have a 60% chance of surviving a moon crash, a 50% chance of surviving a zombie apocalypse, and would be 51% effective as a human shield.
Mine's NC-17, also, and I didn't even get to say "erotic" one time.
ReplyDeleteApparently the culprit words are: hurt, crap, pain, sexy, suicide.
I don't even remember saying "sexy" once.
Crap.
Um...Edgy...I'm worth $5425. It must be because I'm cuter.
ReplyDeleteI don't even remember saying "sexy" once.
ReplyDeleteMust've been when you were talking about me.
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ReplyDeleteI didn't remember saying "dick" and "anal" so often. But I think it was mostly the plethora of "porn"s and "pornography"s that did me in. (Other guilty parties included "gun" which at least makes me a little less creepy in the nonviolent way.)
In fact, it didn't cite "erotic" even once.