Well would ya look at that.


Apparently, since last Wednesday, I have been a "highly qualified teacher" according to the No Child Left Behind Act.

It is now safe to send me your children.


  1. perfect! when shall I drop them off?

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    You should probably wait--I may still be contagious. Highly qualified does not, after all, mean the same thing as healthy.

  3. I didn't know you were a teacher! Obviously I don't read your blog (don't take that personally, I don't read many!) It is nice to know that feeling, but sucks before it happens (sending home the note to my students' parents letting them know that they were being taught by a "non-highly-qualified" teacher was one of the worst days of my life!

  4. .

    It's okay that you didn't know I was a teacher---I don't know who you are at all!