You know, I think he's got a point there. Banjos would make things so much easier when you're first starting out in life.
I want a banjo.....
how about a harmonica? they might actually have a chance of playing it - just put it up their mouths when they're screaming, and it will make noise!
Jew's harp. Except that's not the PC term anymore. I don't know what is. Maybe 'one of those mouth-things that used to be called a Jew's harp."
Ahh Linus, gotta love him.