I look like I have the mumps. I don't know why. It is not possible that I should have the mumps. I had an MMR less than a year ago; I had the mumps about ten years ago, followed by an MMR; I had an MMR as a very very small child--about the same time you had yours.
Yet my lymph nodes in my jaw and neck have swollen like balloons, making me look, well, like a pentagon.
I suppose it's a good thing Lady Steed tells me the huge, strong jaw look isn't really working for her.
I don't feel like making out anyway.