2010-12-14

Can I get you something? Cigarette? Cocktail? Orifice?

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I came up with that line in the shower today and thought it was pretty funny, a nice little triple. But then I started dissecting it (don't do this to jokes) and wondering if the joke were ethical in its assumptions etcetcetc. And then I began to wonder if this would count as a dirty joke. But I'm no expert on these things. I just say crap as I make it up. So I'll open it up to the rest of you. Is this joke worthy of preservation? And if so, under what circumstances could it be best deployed?

4 comments:

  1. I think you need to answer those questions in reverse order: decide on its context before you judge it.

    As it stands, I got nuthin.

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    What? How dare you not judge something without context! What do you think this is?

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  3. It is dirty but would be good in the right context. I would say it would be best used from someone who is at least being flirty - but probably moreso openly throwing themselves at the person. It would be good coming from someone who is slutty or desperate - and possible a little ditsy.

    That's my thoughts anyway.

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    Or it might be funny if it were, say, spoken between a couple of ringworms hanging out in some bedsheets?

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