For reasons I am much too innocent to comprehend, the "Customers Who Viewed This Item Also Viewed" section of Perky Erect Nipple's seems to be peopled with porn. The good news is that the porn peopling it is in constant flux. Which means that no one bit of pornography is clearly attached to PENny yet. Implication: what is in the "Customers Who Viewed This Item Also Viewed" section is still manipulable.
May I enlist you in removing the pornography from my book's page? That's right folks: it's time to gentrify!
So here's what you do: First click HERE to see PENny on Amazon. If you're late to the party, the "Customers Who Viewed This Item Also Viewed" section may already may already be filling with nonpornographic suggestions. If so, click them!
If not, please come back and click some of these links which I think make fitting replacements for pornography . . . and fine companions for my PENny:
Byuck (because byuck)
The Sun Also Rises (because wine)
Adverbs (because it was good and it's like other thbooks if not this one)
A Good Man Is Hard to Find (because a good man is hard to find)
The Great Mormon Novel of the 21st Century (because it's an even shorter thAmazon offering)
The Scholar of Moab (because manchild)
The Death of a Disco Dancer (because coming of age)
Lucky Dumpling (because brightly colored)
A Century of Holiness Theology: The Doctrine of Entire Sanctification in the Church of the Nazarene: 1905 to 2004 (because the protag girl is a Nazarene)
Crazy Sexy Cancer Tips (because save the boobies)
Cats are Weird and More Observations (because PENny's about a cat---read the first paragraph)
Cat Versus Human (because it's not reeelly about a cat)
Romy And Michele's High School Reunion (because high-school reunion!)
Grosse Pointe Blank (because high-school reunion!)
The Fob Bible (because you might need a palate cleanser)
I also viewed Mrs. Dalloway, Anne of Green Gables, Soldier of the Great War, Remembrance of Things Past, and The Diamond in the Window. (because random)ReplyDelete
That is fabulous. I would be particularly delighted if Proust showed up on the list. It's quite appropriate, actually. Just, my hero's madeleines are, um, something else.