2026-10-04

Svithetacular 196.5

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I decided to take more serious notes this goround as I'll be giving a talk about these talks in a couple weeks. But why post them online? What is with this exercise in solipsism? Well, honestly, I post them mostly for the benefit of my own memory and so I'll know where to find them in the future.

But, with homes of making it slightly more worth-opening for others, I'm following the Center's poetic suggestion and thus will start with a found poem (of sorts):

Why did the temple workers cross the road?
the lord as sculptor, us as clay
we remake the covenant every week
we keep the covenant every day by serving
without divine comfort we risk losing hope
love is being interested in others' lives
being there with arms outstretched
when we see each other through christ's eyes, good things happen
all day long, just me and the cows, alone with my thoughts
the miracle of the propane!
missionaries meet people at wells every day
to do work for the other side

As always, these notes are not really for anyone else. Do not cite them under the assumption of accuracy. They may cause headaches or bloating. Discuss with your doctor prior to consumption.

I did notice some trends. A big push on the value of sacrament meeting, but President Uchtdorf's observation that it's the only ordinance where we are not called by name felt particularly significance to me. Recognition of sad missionaries. A lot about faith and community. Only one (brief) reference to the new schedule and the answer proposed to a question about the schedule answered a completely different question. So it goes.




*** SATURDAY MORNING ***

____Gerrit Gong

Why did the temple workers cross the road?
To do work for the other side.
(must be hard to translate)

doing temple work for embittered family members brought forgiveness

manifesting temple sacrifice in new ways
 more often
 more family names
 serving as a worker


____Tamara Runia

dead-son, undetected cardia myopathy
all things will be for our own good
experience is valuable and the only way to get it is through

sometimes we're puzzled when we get what we need (rather than what we want)

sometimes were gonna get pelted

i know he loves his children but not the meaning of all things

ergo, hard times are part of love
become like him to live with him
carved from the things that make life hard

not understanding not the same as not believing

don't look sideways

suffering gives purpose to the path

the lego analogy (follow the instructions even if you lose the box)

a divine mending that changed what's happening TO you to something that's happening FOR you

the lord as sculptor, us as clay

he waits for an invitation before he goes to work


____Gerald Causse

the apostolic witness remains central and compelling

to know jesus christ is one of the greatest blessings

what does the lord expect me to do with this giftr
a testimony is not a gift o be hidden
but shared

spread I KNOWs as much as I LOVEs

testimony leads to becoming an instrument in his hands


____Vaiangina Sikahema

16hr journey by boat turned into two and a half days on first leg of trip to see Matthew Cowley
their son died; they buried him and moved on; like pioneers on the plains, yearning to be with an apostle
sail on

a famine of hearing the word of god (for noem)

that god speaks to prophets and apostles is the unflinching declaration of our church

the trip was worth it

once some leaders didn't want to publish the revelations

grateful for a legacy of faith and courage in the face of obstacles


____Kevin J Hathaway

tires came loose from a semi and hit two cars on their way, having left everything to serve the lord

a scriptural pattern of divine deliverance:

opposition comes to all and brings questions

such questions are not sin or weakness but can create a sacred space in which to seek jesus

king darius is an interesting choice....

how could this happen when i was one week away from hugging my dad
the past few weeks have been the most awful and the most sacred of my life
they help her endure what she cannot alone

thus needed growth and stretching occurs
and jesus consecrates our pain

he is not derelict in his deliverance
has not forgotten you
does not take joy in your suffering
but knows this is necessary and good

Kearon said jesus specializes in the impossible
and he's really good at it
he's perfect at it


____Ulysses Suarez

fasting and prayer

fasting makes us more humble, more aware of our dependence on god

better prepared to receive revelation

jesus's example shows that fasting and prayer may not remove burdens but instead bring heaven near

generous fast offerings turn our hearts to others


[what an interesting flower arrangement]


____Sean Douglas

bad choice of glasses; under this lighting he looks like a crosseyed supervillain who believes he means well (kinda like kirk douglas in guardians two, only crosseyed)

lord's excitations are high for missionaries but oh so worth it

baptized at 24, went inactive, filled out his papers, returned to church at 25, felt to serve a mission, decided to go, lord removed obstacles, became a wonderful/converted missionary, every trial consecrated for his gain

the day he got married he was also called as a bishop

what would your life be without a mission?

invitation to converts to serve

don't be distracted by alternatives of far less worth

come join the ranks! we need you!

bless a world suffering without knowledge

life up and rejoice for the hour of your mission is come
thrust in your sickle with all your soul etc etc

the people will receive you


____D Todd Christofferson

gambling! a plague on mankind since about the beginning

the percentage of adults now gambling is high

this is a good thing for a conference talk
we're in real trouble right now

solid joke on betting on the second coming

gambling crowds out things of value replacing them with greed

girls starting to catch up to boys re mobile gambling

people know the house always wins...they just think they're exceptions

constant online access can change gambling into a constant behavior

McKay Coppins!
we're betting that this time OUR civilization can beat the house

even if you can just do it once in a while for fun without real harm---what about your example to others?

a little gambling with a minor impact in your life may cause much greater harm to someone else

(really, reading McKay's article would be good for a YM activity)

paul's note on why not to eat the food for idols even though it doesn't harm you

as there is a risk to any soul, and as all are precious, just don't do it

besides: gambling is morally wrong, fullstop

any game comes at someone else's expence
how to reconcile with LOVE YOUR NEIGHBOR AS YOURSELF?

gambling produces nothing of value, only enriches its purveyors

what does gambling do to gamblers?
it leads us from giving to taking
the act of taking (or trying to) without providing value in return is destructive to the spiritual

a key part of a life well lived is contributing to others, doing better without others doing worse

gambling, even for fun, leads away

opportunity cost

don't just refrain from gambling but use those resources for good

blessed are they who hunger and thirst after righteousness

o be wise, what can i say more?


*** SATURDAY AFTERNOON ***

____Dale G Renlund

oh, that's a sweet tie

oatmeal/heartpatient story

comp: children of Israel in the wilderness

"i'm not extraordinary enough to warrant an exception"
the blessings are for all of us


____Timothy L Farnes

(elder mayhem)

oaks: brother. tell me how you are really doing

"it's what we do, isn't it?"

we remake the covenant every week
we keep the covenant every day by serving

moving story of anxious missionary waiting for a plane


____Christian C Chigbundu

"immunity"

SPIRITUAL immunity

what's his pin...?

small and simple things
great things brought to pass

- study the scriptures

lotta crying missionaries this session

- prayer

- sacrament

- ...something about the covenant path? the temple?

must be temple

these things are the armor of god


____Patricio M Giuffra

tithes and offerings

[necessary break, alas]


____Jeremiah J Morgan

community of christ, I assume?

i knew it was important to my mother

no time and effort spent reading the book of Mormon is wasted

i knew it and i knew that god knew it and i could not deny it
at 14 no less

his ancestors' temple covenants drew him back

dho: covenants do not take a day off
even though kids and grandkids retain agency
the influence of god maintains

pk: god uses every possible measure to draw us back

this'll be a message of hope for many

we are all the beneficiaries of countless covenants

god's covenants spread over all time and space

even over you


____Hutch U Fale

children of god

our families as models of that family

NT and BoM and OT all start with a focus on a family

there is nothing you can do to unearn a parent's love

[teartracks down his face!]

keeping covts only way to understand his love

this makes us immune to the misleading labels of the world (on us or on others)

also a lie: "too late"

father's message has always been there's still time to accept christ

hooray for Gideon bibles


____Patrick Kearon

i hope that Uchtdorf anecdote is true

(so fascinating which words this texteditor is choosing to cap)

you cant see rising air but you can see what it does
but, more important, you can feel it

we must avoid sink
and find lift
we can learn to feel these

nice use of pause, asking us when we felt spiritual lift and what it felt like
less pause for considering past sink

if you're not actively climbing, you're descending, perhaps so gradually you do not notice

we want lift yet may miss the quiet creep of neglect

the language of the spirit of god is not a language of words


____Michael A Dunn

ultramarathon anecdote

he quietly lightened my load
he took on my heaviest burden

the redeemer rescues not by shortening the course but by helping us lengthen our strides

christ deputizes the teds of the world to lift our burdens

feeling broken does not mean god has abandoned by you

we often can't see the lord's hand till much later

don't confuse the invisibleness of the lord's hand with anything wrong with his heart


____Matthew J Eyring

lots of dead kids / young adults today

mourning with those who mourn
comforting those who stand in need of comfort

the mortal journey designed to try our faith

without divine comfort we risk losing hope
which may make us stop trying
(the world short of other sources)

he has prepared our rescue from permanent tragedy

living with the hg should be among our highest priorities


____Ronald A Rasband

everyone must choose for themselves to follow jesus christ

cajoling alone will win no one

be not afraid nor dismayed; the battle is not yours but god

be at peace---we cannot change others' hearts; but god can and he knows them even better than we

he has the power and authority to heal all his children

love is being interested in others' lives
being there with arms outstretched
lifting in faith and hope
relies on calmness of hg

be a peacemaker

love is expressed in prayer

jesus already gave his life for those we love in order to bring them home, all the way home

what brought back the prodigal son?
love
he knew where to find it

never give up on those you love
remember the example of alma praying for his son

never let a problem to be solved be more important than a person to be loved (tsmonson)

jc is the answer---always has been---always will be

pray, mightily

build on the rock then trust him


*** SUNDAY MO3RNING ***

[just realized we're halfway through conference with not one comment on 25minute life]


____Henry B Eyring

life is sposeda be hard

challenges are varied as us

"...and in the hard days ahead"

"even your simple attention was a comfort"
evidence to them that the lord loves them

(another callout to missionaries having a hard time; in need of encouragement)

the lord will help you find ways to comfort those who are pleading for it


____Rosemary K Chibota

"i see you" as a greeting

jesus as an example of seeing those left unseen

your daughter sees me

christ's grace can life you above any label

before we were anything else, we were spirit children of heavenly parents

every person has divine worth
when we see each other through christ's eyes, good things happen

this week, learn the name of someone who deserves to be seen


____Neil L Andersen

lil bio of sister rosemary

it has always taken spiritual courage to be a disciple of jc

all day long, just me and the cows, alone with my thoughts
we need stillness to nourish our faith in christ

courage


____James O Fantone

MY profound thought is should he be signing his daughter's name

lot of recognition that missions are hard this conference

the work does not change; the workers do


____Edward Dube

no antitrespassing signs!
trespassers will be welcomed with christ's love!

come: it's an action; we choose to move

deny: surrender, let go

perfect: come as we are with a willing heart and get a new one

we do not perfect ourselves to come to christ; we come to christ to be perfected

[he has such great energy]


____Quentin L Cook

whate'er thou art, act well thy part

integrity

happiness as virtue

let virtue garnish your thoughts unceasingly

that we might have joy

all these things connected

not just bad manners; affects others

the ultimate reward of integrity and virtue is the companionship of the hg


____Alfred Kyungu

a spiritual exercise: identity what we need to forego and replace it with better

not the first talk about language usage

in the beginning was the word...

peace


____Ciro Schmeil

sacrament essential to have the strength to continue on the covt path

everyone will have a time of hesitance to go partake of the sacrament
but when you go anyway it'll keep you firm and solid

keeping sabbath activities right leads to good stuff

build our week around the sacrament, is his gist


____Dallin H Oaks

salvation was and is and is to come through jc

that's our invitation to all

we need one another's prayers

we are all in different places on the covt path

we need to be patient with each other and ourselves

we need to resolve conflicts between differing epistemologies
this requires faith
hold on to the first article of faith while other stuff un-understood
hold faith in the lord's timing

a major concern of your prophet leaders are those with diminishing faith in jesus christ
we love you
so does the lord god
he is relentless in his loving pursuit of each of you
ergo i urge you to keep the commandments and true to your covts
never let secular learning limit spiritual horizons

two methods of gaining knowledge
evolving knowledge of man through scientific method etc
truth discovered through spiritual method starting with faith
no ultimate conflict between them, however it looks now

increase our humility

Kimball said humility is teachableness, an ability to realize that not all virtues are concentrated in oneself
forgiving others because the same flaws may well be in us

protect yourself through weekly sacrament and consistent efforts to live by covts and attending temple for the endowed

bofm witness god reaches out to all

i invite all to believe

act on these truths

share them with others

invitation made in his name


*** SUNDAY AFTERNOON ***

____Dieter F Uchtdorf

spiritual growth like an exponential curve, starting small then whoosh

we desire to be part of a people who bear one another's burdens
when we join the church, we declare we want to follow jc and to do it together

granfalloons

not a granfalloon: we are all children of god

consider the story of lamanites and nephites when the all embraced jesus

when out attention is riveted on christ, superficial things are hardly worth noticing

NOW is the time to unify
it won't just magically happen in the next life
we need to take steps now
no matter how small

the sacrament is a chance to start over re unity

have you noticed it's the only ordinance where we are not called by name?

renewing covenants with god surrounded by others choosing the same


____Andrea Munoz Spannaus

god knows your exact location and can guide you to your destination

jesus beholding him loved him

choose one for the next few weeks:
take the sac humbly
repent daily
study scriptures to learn god's character
study what it means to have ministering angels
protect your sleep
limit cell use; exchange for real present connection
seek friends striving to follow the lord

god is at your side

study a of f 13 and create your own list of aspirations


____Moises Villanueva

hg helps to recognize blessings

the miracle of the propane!


____David A Bednar

to worthily receive them is the quest of a lifetime
to keep them is the challenge of mortality
---packer on covts

damaged passport

holding a valid passport created the opportunity but did not guarantee entry

of course, like all analogies, it only goes so far
consider: atonement

entry stamp like hg

the sealing ordinance has two parts:
lateral sealing of man and woman
vertical sealing of god to them through generations
both elements vital

the promise is clear even if the lord's means remain unrevealed

no faithful disciple will be denied any blessing bc of another person

consider on the blessed and happy state of those who keep the comms of god


____Thabo Lebethoa

contention, boo

feelings of inadequacy, fear, doubt, loss, uncertainty...
the answer is always jc

he restores hope where there was hopelessness

-increase faith
means trust jc understands our issues

strong faith doesn't grow overnight as my doubt
faith requires intentional effort

-study scriptures daily esp bofm

no single right way to study scriptures (share with seminary kids)

consistency of study style less important than consistency of effort

-practice repentance daily

(very similar to sis spannaus's talk)

today can be a new day
tomorrow will be a better day
for all who come until jc


____Paul H Sinclair

accidental straight jacket

i mean, girls vs boys, right?

you never know who will learn from your example

a true disciple of jc is quick to help and slow to judge

woman at the well to whom jesus was quick to offer grace

any day is ordinary till jesus shows up

he did not hold her hostage to her history; he trusted her with truth

arrive as a pariah, leave with a purpose

missionaries meet people at wells every day

when we help ppl rather than judge them we're preparing the world for the second coming


____Gary E Stevenson

one for the kids

"so sweet and juicy"

amazing photo

tree-of-life fruit

another recurring theme: our primary identity? children of god

that kid's even carrying a fruit!

the great plan of happiness

js IS the strength of youth

another great fruit---the gift of the holy ghost


____Gabriel W Reid

educators and an nfl player

lord do you have the right guy

well, love

the impact of a gospel lesson isn't just the lesson, it's the love of the messenger

Jesus's love didn't end when the lesson did (see 3n)

christ-centered love is rooted in relationships

first mention of new schedule!

that feels like a pretty misread answer to the proposed question....


____Clark G Gilbert

the oaks five:

-avoid overly contentious settings

oo, grand inquisitor ref

in the words of the gambler, know when to walk away

is it worth winning the debate only to lose the spirit or a friend?

-first find common ground

patience and listening

eating the fruit is a happy thing

being a light opens more doors than winning an argument

the first two comms symbiotic


____Dallin H Oaks

salt lake temple celebration

first time open to the public since 1843



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2026-09-30

September, here and gone, but seen

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Teaching a film class means more films from school showing up on my list. And sometimes they inspire additional watches. I've been thinking a lot about an alternate poster for The Long Goodbye and realizing Altman was the M*A*S*H guy when he made it and they sold it like it was M*A*S*H. But is it like M*A*S*H? I'm...not so sure. And I finally saw one of the most terrifying movies I knew of back in my childhood. So how scary was it?

Anyway, those are possible reasons to read on. That, a coyote, and Scooby-Doo.

Onward!

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ELSEWHERE
our bluray
Dekalog: One (1989)

Starts cute, ends sad.

I've been wanting to watch these movies for a long, long time.

The first has left me...uncertain what to think next. I can't decide if my reaction is evidence of its greatness or of it's onetenthness.

This is the only one on the Film & Philosophy curriculum, but now that I have them on bluray, naturally I gotta get through'm all.

Wish me luck!


HOME
our dvd
Key Largo (1948)

I have this bad habit of watching movie based on plays and trying to figure them out. I'm guessing there was an intermission between the hotel and the boat? But those were the only two sets? Could be.

It's hard to believe but I'm not certain I've ever seen an Edward G. Robinson movie before, nor a Boge-and-Bacall. I don't want to believe it. But I'm not checking because I don't want to confirm it.

Sadly this viewing included multiple interruptions, one lasting about an hour, right before the final thirteen minutes. That shows no respect to a classic.

Anyway. this is a very Casablancaesque film for Bogie. He plays a character much like Rick only it's postwar now and he's put into a rather different tough situation, but the inner conflicts echo. The film's quite restrained on the romance angle. As is Bacall's blouse. I'm uncertain whether it stays closed due to movie magic or some 40s button technology I'm unfamiliar with.

This is a great use of weather and confined spaces. And I had no idea Robinson does fearful as well as he does frightening.

Classic for a reason. I'll hope to watch it again sooner rather than later.


ELSEWHERE
our bluray
Dekalog: Two (1989)

Oh wow.

Those were incredible closing seconds. I literally spoke out loud what I felt.

And the choices before (the bee, the lie), also incredible.

These movies are gentle and nonabrasive but they are not light.

Terrific ethical dilemma.

But I'm surprised the Ten Commandments are not the Catholic version. This is Poland!

Anyway, be careful how many people you fall in love with, mkay?

[that was not a funny thing to say in this review]


THEATER
Century Cinemark Hilltop 16
Coyote vs. Acme (2026)

So yes, it's great. I laughed a lot. I got choked up. I have a few minor beefs regarding execution, but they are entirely negated by the loving use of old cartoons without debasing the film with cheap fan service. Really, it's a remarkable accomplishment. Praise be it made it to theaters. (The still-present copyright date in the credits is 2023.)

This isn't a fresh insight, but the battle couldn't have happened to a more appropriate movie. This isn't quite a burn-it-all-down anti-corporate rabblerouser, but it is a try-and-fail-again underdog friendbuilder with Bugs as Deep Throat (now we know why he's always headed through Albequeque) and a willingness to let major characters barely appear and a sorta Batman Lego take on the movie's founding relationship.

Anyway, I really liked it. Happy to spend my money on this.


HOME
library dvd
Thunderbolts* (2025)

This is the rare Marvel movie that just improved on a second veiwing. I liked it the first time, but this is the sort of movie that works better when you know what it's up to. Which, again, is not always the case with Marvel movies.

Marvel is running out of imagery. Manhattan getting sucked into some magical (but reversible!) disaster? We just saw that again in the new Spider-Man movie. And while this one got over the default sense of violence-as-a-metaphor-for-every-sort-of-problem-solving, it spent most of the movie in that mode. (But that it does move past it is part of what makes this movie great.

The setups at the end of this movie really emphasize what a disaster Fantastic Four was but also how disjointed the movies progress one to another. Seeing Yelena in the new Spider-Man helped I suppose but still. The quality of this movie and the mess of FF really makes one assume this years Avengers film will be an utter disaster. I honestly don't see how it's possible to do all the things their teasing and all the stuff they've promised into a coherent whole. No wonder they're assigning homework. Avengers: Doomsday is like a test. And if it fails, that's on you, they're saying—not poor test design. As a teacher, let me respectfully suggest otherwise.

But who knows. Maybe it'll be great.

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ELSEWHERE
Hoopla
Stories We Tell (2012)

I remember reading about this documentary what felt like all the time when it came out. Everyone was gaga over it. Just as they had been over her feature directorial debut, Away from Her.

I'm slow getting around to things (he said needlessly) but I'm happy to've finally watched this tale of what truth looks like from within a family, a dozen different perspectives triangulating but never quite nailing down what happened or why or what it meant to people we never fully know.

We watched this as part of my Film & Philosophy class and we started by discussing metahistory (simply, how the ordering of facts turns them from facts into a story) and metafiction (in short, "Duck Amuck").

This is a good movie.

And it seems a lot of the documentaries we call great deal with these meta elements (and rightly so?).


HOME
library dvd
Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle (2017)

Honestly, I never wanted to see this. I hated the '90s film, for one thing. And although people spoke of liking these and although they've all three had hilarious trailers, I figured it would just be a passable entertainment and no more.

But then the daughter watched the first ten minutes with a friend and wanted to finish it so here we are.

And I was right: passable entertainment.

The leads are great, yes, great at being piloted by teenagers. And that's reason enough to blow two hours in Jumanji. But in the end this is pretty disposable stuff.

But.

Now that I've seen one....


HOME
Peacock

The Addams Family (2019)

It's pretty funny with some excellent voice work and no bad voice work. It's going to age . . . less well than some other Addams properties, but it's fun enough.

Which is to say I guess my opinion from last time has held pretty steady.






ELSEWHERE
Kanopy
Memento (2000)

Feels like I've seen this before?

Have I?

It's possible







HOME
library dvd
Return to Oz (1985)

Not only have I never seen this before, but my memories of not having seen it are wrong. It came out in 1985, two years before my family moved to California, which means my memory of seeing a COMING SOON poster in Fresno ain't true. So maybe my not wanting to watch it as a kid because the couple kids I knew who'd seen it said it was scary might not be based on real memories.

The movie was, of course, an enormous flop. I think everyone in America felt the same way about it Siskel and Ebert did. No one could separate it from the almost 50yrold musical. Every difference was an offense.

I'm not sure I knew that anyone had seen it until my mid-twenties when I was working at a job in Sandy, Utah and the high-school kids there had their own little meme about the Wheelers (whom I'd never heard of before).

The only thing that's made me want to watch the film happened almost two decades ago when the excellent musician Eliza Wren crafted a fresh soundscape to accompany the film. (Here's a review of the album. And here are links to my reviews of her band Haun's Mill's albums.) I'm excited to watch it again with her music and probably fall in love with the album and then buy it. I wonder if the actual cd with her Oz illustrations is findable....

Anyway, the thing that made us finally watch it was watching The Wizard of Oz with the 9yrold. Lady Steed then wanted to share Return to Oz with her a movie that, to my amazement, she thinks she's seen more than 1939's. That and a making-of feature that was her introduction to the incredible craft behind movies.

And with the exception of a pretty lame Emerald City, there is a lot of very cool craft in Return to Oz. The gnome king and his minions stand out, but most the effects look terrific. Sort of a Labyrinth / Neverending Story / Quay-or-Czech look to everything. It just delves deeper into the weird and the surreal and the threatening as it goes on. So, yeah, different from 1939. But interesting as its own thing. (The asylum scenes are like Baby's First Scary Movie, teaching kids how to read horror.)

In the end, I'm not sure how "good" it is, but it's interesting and very cool to look at and completely worth the 90 minutes it takes to watch. Here's to watching it again with Eliza Wren in our ears.


ELSEWHERE
Hoopla
Days of Heaven (1978)

Leisurely but not genuinely slow.

Easy to see this is the filmmaker who will someday make Tree of Life.

Exactly as long as class and we have a guestspeaker tomorrow so I won't learn what they think for two whole days! Torture!

I was told as they went out the door that reading Genesis 20 and Exodus 10 was helpful, and was asked a bit about my take on the Brooke Adams character. Hope they remember their thoughts!


ELSEWHERE
Hoopla
The Long Goodbye (1973)

Fun to watch things pop up in this movie. Of course I knew Raymond Chandler and I knew Elliot Gould, but as the opening credits rolled, I was surprised to see Robert Altman direct and, a day after an hour thinking about him, John Williams as well. Williams's score is pretty minimalist, a bit jazzy. Most of the music is dietetic, a wide variety of the theme song in different genres.

Having recently read the novel, I was impressed by the quality of the adaptation. Marlowe's apartment is exactly what it should look like, just moved to the 1970s. The plot is simplified, but it doesn't feel like it. The change to the ending came as a surprise (and a weird one), but, largely, solid adaptation.

Having Arnold Schwarzenegger show up in an uncredited role caught me off guard. This is now my earliest Arnold film, predating Scavenger Hunt by six years.

I read once that you either have a naked neighbor or you are the naked neighbor. Marlowe's definitely the former.


HOME
friend's dvd
The Jane Austen Book Club (2007)

I'm glad that Wikipedia says the movie's a big departure from the novel because I've liked Karen Joy Fowler in the past. That said, Lady Steed just found her notes on having read the book in 2020 which basically said good writing but did not enjoy, disliked all the characters.

The soundtrack is some nice Oughts stuff, but weird choices. The most bizarre was using "Save Me" less than a decade after it got an Oscar nomination. You can't do that!

I know Robin Swicord has written some good movies but woof. This movie is pretty not great. The direction of the actors is mid, the weird injection of golden-hour shots doesn't make sense, the implication of full-on taboo romances (most egregiously high-school teacher/student) are left ungrappled with, the pacing is off, the editing is subpar, it's weirdly pleased with itself for being horny for lesbians.... I mean, hey—making a movie about reading books is a challenge.


ELSEWHERE
Hoopla

Time Travel Is Dangerous (2024)

Basically a science-fiction The Office. Even at a reasonably tight sub-100 minutes, it drags a bit in the third act. The aesthetic is similar to my beloved Molli and Max in the Future.

It has the feel of a lot of friends a-putting on a show, with lots of British That Guys filling up the roster.

I didn't love it but it was a fun way to spend some time multitasking.




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Trick or Treat Scooby-Doo! (2022)

This is a pretty consistently hilarious movie. It incorporates post-Ren&Stimpy technique and makes everyone more sexy (especially the villain whose body jiggles Betty Boop could only dream of) and leans on the Velma's-a-lesbian thing, all of which made me skeptical, but it really came together. It's one of the funniest Scooby-Doo things I've seen and is obeys the primary rule of the world. The first Scooby-Doo movie I saw circa 2004 had "real" zombies to which all I can say no no no, not canon, no.

New characters are great, an enormous number of old characters making deserved cameos, hearkening back to earlier shows' opening credits!

The music's great too. You might not guess from his Bandcamp selection, but this guy's Scooby songs sound more like Magnetic Fields and are excellent. A soundtrack worth pulling out at Halloween if it's available. (I think only the score is?)

Anyway, we laughed a lot. That's gotta count for something. (As should falling under 80 minutes.)


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The Wave (1981)

Never fails to engender excellent conversation. Fitting it into Nietzsche week was kinda great. Especially when the accused the kids of being dumb because they didn't realize the connection to what they were studying while simultaneously missing the connection to what we we studying.

Classic for a reason. Long overdue for a remastering. Surely it's possible? Maybe?


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2026-09-17

Ladies and gentlemen, friends and strangers, fools and gurus: Honeymoon in Copper

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As of today, Honeymoon in Copper is completed. That doesn’t mean it will stay complete. After I get feedback and move into working with professionals, any number of changes could be made. But if I were self-publishing, I could go to press today. It’s as good as I can make it without stepping gently into insanity.

I don’t want to say much more about it today, but I will share that the book is broken down into seven days, and here are some stats on that breakdown:

火

Tuesday

3 chapters, 15 pages

水

Wednesday

12 chapters, 62 pages

木

Thursday

5 chapters, 22 pages

金

Friday

11 chapters, 54 pages

土

Saturday

14 chapters, 87 pages

日

Sunday

12 chapters, 48 pages

月

Monday

This one’s . . . a little bit complicated. If we count everything, that’s 39 chapters, 154 pages. But if we stick with Monday proper: 21 chapters, 86 pages. The other stuff can be treated as one, two, three, or four units; if four, that comes to one, one, fifteen, and one chapter(s) per unit.

Guess you’ll just have to read the book.



2026-09-14

"Remember you can trust me / I am not as evil as you think"
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This is a wild ride of books here. Holy smokes. I'm so eclectic!

I need to feel that way after earlier today..... 

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047) Resolution by Robert B. Parker, finished August 8

Picked this up from a Little Free Library when I had an hour to kill. Sat near a streetlight under the BART tracks. Logged a hundred pages right there. Every time I sat to read from it, seemed like the pages flew by. Still took a week to notch 321 pages. That's how it goes sometimes.

Parker has a plain style that makes Hemingway look wordy and and McCarthy logorrheic. But it's deep into character. And memorable. Surprised such simplicity works. But work it does.

Probably a lot to learn from reading Parker.

This is the second of four novels in this series about Cole and Hitch. Violent stuff. And thoughtful on questions of morality. But most of what it may be saying goes unsaid.

That's just how they talk 

seven days 

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048) American Zion: A New History of Mormonism by Benjamin E. Park, finished August 23

Given that Aaron and I have spent hours (and hours) discussing this book over the last couple years, I don't feel a great need to spill at length here, other than to say that it is excellent. It it tough and steely, honest and true, generous and enfolding. It puts things I know into freshly sketched context and provides new information as well. It's well written and endlessly fascinating. Really, it's everything you might want from a one-volume history on a massive topic.

That topic is the long relationship between the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints and the United States of America. Which has ranged from fraught to bemused to cozy to dangerous.

As he points out in the final chapter, the current tenions arrive during a unique moment: "The battle they  ['Latter-day Saint authorities'] are waging is not between Mormons and America, as the dividing lines are now within America."

Yeah. So...is that good or bad?


Tomorrow, the two-year anniversary of my beginning to read American Zion, Aaron and I are getting online with Ben to discuss his book and some other shared interests. I'll come back and turn this paragraph linkcolor when that's available online. 

exactly two years to the day 

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049) The Candy House by Jennifer Egan, finished September 1

An absolutely brilliant book. My first Egan and I think it's playing similar games to her famousest one? but this fractured series of barely-related stories is absolutely appropriate for the ideas the novel is playing with. Among the stories is perhaps the best second-person story I've read (I can't remember the other couple great ones I know I've read, so who can say for sure).

Up until the last twenty-some pages, I suspected I would be telling you about how great the book was, every element truly excellent, yet not really a very good book because, connected or not, what, really, did these stories have to do with each other? But the last couple stories worked it out. Especially the penultimate one.


I remember reading somewhere, Orson Scott Card saying that he'd rather write novels that short stories because he spends the same amount of creative capital on either and novels pay better so why waste all that effort on a mere story? By that reasoning, this novel required the creative capital of any dozen other novels. Each section is fantastic. It took me awhile to understand/accept that characters that had been so richly drawn might ne'er return. It seemed . . . spendthrift.

The novel takes place in the recent past and the recent future in a world much like but not identical to our own. It's fair to call it science fiction but as it feels more like a world just to the edge of our own that "science fiction" seems like an exaggeration.

But isn't that often the very best science fiction of all?

three weeks more or less 

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050) Juliet: The Lives and Afterlives of Shakespeare's First Tragic Heroine by Sophie Duncan, finished September 7

I absolutely tore through the first half of this book (title Searching for Juliet according to the acknowledgments and in Britain—but I like our cover much better*) but slowed way down in the second half where it felt like Duncan was sometimes stretching to fill pages with interesting things she'd found even if there wasn't much to say about them. Occasionally she devolved into overly online liberal cliche in order to glue it all together. That said, I still really dug the book.

The British cover looks like it's meant to attract a YA audience. The American cover is just amazing. I wish you were holding it in your hands.

And this image of Juliet is perfect. She's the right age (not quite fourteen), lovely, thoughtful. I've probably seen it before (I married a huge Waterman fan), but I didn't remember it. It's great.

My other complaint (of this book, remember, that I actually really really like) is that they didn't pony up for a couple twenty-page glossy sections filled with images. Her section on the art of Juliet filled me with a desire to see what the heck she was talking about. And I'd love to see images from various productions she discusses. I care less about images from Verona or tragic couples labeled Romeo and Juliet but you know that other reader want to see that stuff. Not sure how much more expensive that would have made the book but it would (likely) have been worth it.

I want to go back to my first complaint and flesh it out a little. Duncan's at her best when discussing Juliet as an artistic phenomenon. How the story is told and retold in various media (the stage, oils, novels, movies) and her cultural and literary criticism is excellent. She has a harder time when she wants to talk about Juliet's influence on the real world. The stuff about fascists was fascinating but kept losing track of Shakespeare's Juliet. And when we get to topics like real-world people dying under a Juliet label, or diversity in casting, she keeps getting distracted, talking more about contemporary concerns and trying to shove Juliet into the conversation. It's awkward. The information is often interesting but the application to her new arguments read more like a string of tweets fueled by barely contained liberal rage. And hey—I'm pro–liberal rage! I got plenty myself!) but instead of Juliet taking the lead, current worries do, and the book suffers as a result.

But, once again, I loved this book. Through the first half of the book I was constantly interrupting people to tell them cool factoids I was learning. In the second half this rarely happened even though there was still tons of cool stuff. Juliet is the kind of book that makes me wish it was a thing, that writers of nonfiction would create an online repository of all the cool stuff they'd collected. The closest I found for Juliet was its author's Instagram (it's not very close). It's the 2020s! You're allowed a website!

Sigh.

Anyway, if you're at all into this stuff, definitely read Juliet. It's terrific.

(Also, if anyone wants to push back on my first complaint, let me just say you're absolutely correct. It may be a bit sideways, but the naming patters of slaves is important and belongs in the book. I suppose my real issue is rhetoric, not tangents.) 

under two months 

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051) Lost Girls by Alan Moore and Melinda Gebbie, finished September 12

I kind of want to write a long essay on this book and publish it somewhere but I probably won't because I'm already annoyed with myself for even reading it. But best I can tell, no one's written about Lost Girls with the goal of interrogating its self-serving and redundant and contradictory, built-in, redundant rhetoric. In short . . . it really only works if you ignore what it's saying. But I suppose a work like this that is, ah, meant to be enjoyed an image at a time, can get away with such crap. Especially when it's done by a pair of arteests. And, in this case, if you say the emperor has no clothes on, people might miss the metaphor.

As long as I'm complaining, let me give one to each of the creators. 1) Moore is doing the same thing he's done a dozen times before. 2) Gebbie has a solid sense of anatomy but I'm not sure she's ever seen a human face before. 

nine months 

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052) Moby-Dick by Herman Melville, finished September 12

Man, does this novel end powerfully. While at times I'd really had enough of Moby-Dick, here at the last, oh, thirty pages, it is absolute storytelling fireworks and thematic explosions. 100% successful. Amazing.

I suspect every time I read this book (this is only time two) different parts of the story will appeal to me No doubt the beginning will always charm and the ending will always thrill, but what parts from the middle will stick and which will feel disposable?

Part of my wishes Melville had edited a bit more, hadn't felt a need to include everything. But any cut would be a loss to some reader. Some of my favorites this time that may or may have not thrilled me last time include the treatise on white and the Spirit-Spout. The Spirit-Spout got me thinking about how to properly adapt Moby-Dick to film and I decided the best way is twenty or so hourish-long episodes, with the same cast, but delivered by differing behind-camera crews with visions unique to each story. The Spirit-Spout is likely animated. Taika Waititi can have the meeting-Queequeg episode. And so on.

I listened to perhaps as much as a third of this. When I was sick. Driving the length of California alone. I liked the experience well enough.

Of course the real question is will I read Moby-Dick again—truthfully, I do not know.

But even though I'm ambivalent to some measure, it's not a book that will leave me.

I don't think it's unfair to call it a masterpiece. 

five months 

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INTERRUPTION: Usually I forget things I want to stay about books and usually I let it be. But I'm making an exception and am now at 10:02 adding a couple thoughts about these two books finished today.

First, reading the conclusion of Moby-Dick so close upon having read Job twice in two translations is to make the great white whales mythic resemblance to Leviathan, Yamm, the great Canaanite god of the sea plain. And to make Moby Dick all the more frightening.

Job is incredible.

Second, I feel a need to attack Lost Girls a little more directly. The big problem with it is an inherent dishonesty in its project. Explicitly, it argues for pornography as a harmless hustle. Implicitly (and thus more honestly), it argues over and over again that pornography has a grotesque and destructive power. But those regular explicit whitewashes are pointed to as being Clever or Thoughtful and thus sufficient to cover up its deeper gross and sinful truths.

Which is kind of a shame. Because if you set aside the book's fixations on incest and child abuse and the like (which you most certainly should not do) it does have interesting things to say about human physicality and the connections between body and mind, body and spirit. Unfortunately, those things can never be focused on for long as it has to dive back into the merely depraved. Such a waste.

Perhaps the best evidence of what I speak is in Lost Girls' denouement in which it presents, as its moral coup de grace, the stunning and bold claim that nasty German soldiers consumed with a lust to destroy are the bad guys. Astonishing take. A real revelation. They break a mirror and burn a building. That's bad. Sorta puts the raping-children thing in perspective, doesn't it?

Yes. The story thinks that by occasionally (but explicitly!) saying that incest and child abuse are not ideal and should be avoided or by occasionally (but explicitly!) saying that incest and child abuse are fine when mere harmless fantasy, it negates the need for anyone to question its constant and deeply embedded implicit (but, ah, sometimes explicit) arguments to the contrary. But remember! soldiers break mirrors! philistines hate Stravinsky! and so, you know, incest, child abuse...not so bad, right?

Don't forget how on the last page we said war is bad!

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053) Apos by Anna M. Wright, finished September 14

First, no question this book is a thing of beauty. Even how it was packed when it arrived in the mail took my breath away. The book itself is printed gorgeously. A terrific use of paper and colors. When you hold it in your hands you'll be surprised you paid so little for it.

The book consists of stories Anna collected over many, many interviews with former missionaries. These former missionaries have a range of attitudes toward and relationships with the Church now that some years have passed. Anna collects their stories and shares them as is, without any judgment. It's almost unsettling how fairly she treats each person without ever inserted her own opinions regarding whether the person is right about this or wrong about that. She just accepts them as they are. In this way, the book is an awesome act of charity. And a bit of a fingerwag at those of us who want to fix people. I don't think of myself that way, but many times when reading this book I wanted to jump in and set folks straight. Even though, time and again, the stories demonstrate that is rarely a helpful coarse of action.

The book also makes me feel old. Stories of pandemic and online missionary work are so alien from my experience thirty years ago. And yet these kids (and they do feel like kids to me, now) are terribly, terribly familiar.

Lately, I've been developing a (hubristic?) desire to serve as a mission president, to serve young missionaries with generosity and kindness, empowering them through patience and listening and demonstrated forgiveness. Don't know why I've been feeling this way (such a call is ludicrously unlikely), but Apos confirmed both the value and difficulty of such service.

Good luck to all the mission leaders out there. Missionaries need your love and your kindness and a certain amount of nobility and goofiness to demonstrate what being a fail-and-try-and-fail-and-try again Saint may be.

a couple months i guess 

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2026-08-31

A gust of movies flings itself upon us

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The end of summer and the start of a new school year. Blow in, blow out, blow on.

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Close Encounters of the Third Kind (1977)

Motivated to finally watch this because of Disclosure Day and I'm happy to say I liked this waaaaaay more. Close Encounters is a pretty great movie. I really loved the sound design and I loved how mundanely it approaches the material. This is just a bunch of normal people stumbling around not really sure of what they're doing but moving forward anyway.

This film has a lot of elements from other Spielberg movies. The family here is similar to that in E.T. (though I like this family better; I believe in them more as people and I believe in their pain).

Ends up Close Encounters was an even bigger gap in my film education than I realized—I saw references to so many other movies...that came out in years later and that I never knew were referring to this movie. Not just alien movies (though No One Will Save You and Nope were the highest on my mind, but comparing it to something like Nope which took Close Encounters's clouds and did knew things with them. But you know what? Nope's clouds aren't any better. Close Encounters still looks great.

And...I just really liked it.

ps: I like Bob Balaban's interpretation of Richard Dreyfuss ala Jaws.


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The Odyssey (2020)

Not as loud this time, which I really missed, but huge upside: I understood all the dialogue.

Samantha Morton and Anne Hathaway deserve acting nominations, but Matt Damon carries the movie. As Conor said, "i’ve been a matt damon-odysseus skeptic since the casting was first announced, but man, he is used to great effect here! his like ‘everyman’ vibes and general, you-wanna-root-for-him energy really helps bring the audience along emotionally with his whole grief/mourning/regret/i’m lost arc" (he also recommends reading this which I expect I will).

I get why people cringe at Nolan's dialogue (looking at you, "dad," "age of bronze") but it really doesn't bother me for some reason. And let's not forget that Nolan occasionally delivers iconic lines. It'll be intersting to see how The Odyssey's words settle into the broader culture.

In fun facts, Damon as the same problem with his lower teeth that I do. So maybe I should stop daydreaming about invisalign.

Something that has struck me in both viewings is how excellent a film this is about a long marriage. I wouldn't have thought it as, you know, they're apart almost the entire time, but the scenes Odysseus and Penlope get together make it work as a work about the whole.

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Tenet (2020)

Watched it with Lady Steed and Son3 and they're both complaining how confusing it was. I didn't find it confusing. The repeat of the one fight scene was projected far ahead of time and the plot is a basic macguffin deal not much different from the final Mission:Impossible. The structure ofthe movie itself is straightforward. It seems more complicated thanks to its speed, alternate time directions, etc; butit's loaded with expository dialogue that explains things just as well for the audience as the characters.

So it's a fun excercise but a pretty basic action thriller. I imagine Nolan wrote this one just to create interesting problems for him to them solve in-camera and boy oh boy but did he succeed. The movie looks great. The library dvd came with a whole disc of special features. I don't think I'll have time to get to them, but I'l love to learn how he pulled off the time-altered aspects of the storyline.


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Spider-Man: Brand New Day (2026)

This was a long (but consistently entertaining!) movie. I have a few negative comments (look: it was cool in Thor: Ragnarok but enough with the slomo diagonals!) but honestly on first watch, they didn't matter. The redundancies might grate on a second watch but who knows if there'll ever be one? Not me!

Leaving, Son2 noted that the great strength of the first two movies was the banter between friends. Movie three (in a lazy solution to the interesting problem they ended two with only to basically ignore in three) left Peter Parker unknown to the universe and so he has no friends. But there are a couple moments where that dynamic is almost returned and it's great. The credits promised that SPIDER-MAN WILL RETURN so maybe that will return. Or maybe not. Who knows.

Anyway, spoiler warning.

I saw a comment online about "Frank" getting dropped into the movie. I didn't think much about it until he showed up onscreen (oh.Frank.) but that didn't bother me at all. It gave someone for Spidey to banter with and that was a plus. I didn't watch his Disney+ show so I only know about this version of the Punisher from the three hours I just spent with him but I liked him. More than I usually like the Punisher. And as Jon Bernthal is also Menelaus this month, he's making a rel push to get on this list. Did you hear last weekend was the biggest in box-office history?

I'm particularly glad I didn't know Jean Grey was in the movie. I haven't seen most of the X-Men movies on none of them that are JEAN GREY stories, but it seems like they (as the comics before, during, and after them) have a real Jean Grey problem, where she becomes so enormous that everything is necessarily about her. Sort of a Superman problem only, somehow, bigger. That said, I thought she was an intriguing character in this movie and I hope it all works out (as opposed to, for instance, her being a deus ex machina to solve Doomsday).

The movie has allowed the cast to age which is great.

Um. I keep getting interruped and can't really remember what I wanted to say.

But that last word of the movie had better not negate everything they spent the entire movie insisting must be true. There's another interpretation that totally works but right now the movie left us with a schrödinger's twist and that makes me nervous. but we'll see! After all, SPIDER-MAN WILL RETURN.

(Oh! The funniest line was when MJ said that, before switching to aerospace, she'd been in biomechanics. Comic-book worlds are hilarious.)


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Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017)

Young awkward goofy Spider-Man is the best Spider-Man.

Also interesting that the Vulture has the wisest things to say in this movie, and in only the first full year of the Trump era.

A couple contradictory points of plot but while enjoying the ride they're easy to forgive.

Anyway. One of the best Spider-Man films.



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The Tree of Life (2011)

Mother.

Father.

Always you wrestle inside me.

Always you will.

Sons two and three bought me the Criterion bluray for my birthday and son two had been wanting to watching it for a few months so tonight we did. (Incredibly, the 9yrold also watched it with us; color me impressed even if she "is gonna stick with regular movies from now on.")

Over the course of the movie I felt every possible and experienced every possible thought from will we be our own psychopomps to is it me, Lord? to are we all our psychosexuality poorly wrapped in skin.

Can't wait to watch the extended version.

Incidentally, it seems in none of my previous reviews did I link to Eric Samuelsen's praise of the film which is first what made me really want to see it.

I read the Book of Job in The Message in June and just started Robert Alter's comment-heavy translation this week, and so I thought Job would be the largest influence on my thinking this watch. But in fact, the book that passed through my mind most often was Wild at Heart (followed by the two Criterion essays), a book I read almost twenty years about (in part) the damage fathers due to sons and the need for Jesus.

I've been trying to give up the logic of original sin, of a fallen world, but my reading of Tree of Life this time seems to lean into them. Until you realize, no, we have been misunderstanding all along. Which brings up back to the Book of Job and to the Gospels and to the greatness of Mother.

Final comment: it's amazing that the three brothers (played by Michael Shannon, Brad Pitt, and Barry Keoghan) all look entirely like they could in fact me the genetic progeny of Brad Pitt and Jessica Chastain. And they're all so good, too. What casting.


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The End of Oak Street (2026)

This was great. I haven't seen his calling-card film, but otherwise, David Robert Mitchell has made one of the alltimegreat horror films, a Lynch-worthy L.A. noir, and the best dinosaur movie since Jurassic Park. That is an incredible run.

I don't want to spoil anything at this early date (I WANT YOU TO GO SEE THE MOVIE) so let me just say that this is one of the greatest movies for giving you your cake and letting you eat it too. And without any cheating.

1982 looked great but I would offer the slight criticism that, as good as it might be for lighting, cars then didn't turn on their headlights just because you turned the ignition to access the tapedeck.


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Two People Exchanging Saliva (2024)

I didn't remember this film was long enough to qualify for this list when I decided to show it to my Film & Philosophy class. We had already watched another (even according to this list's requirements) short and discussed it then I pulled up this 36-minuter with 37 seconds to go. D'oh!

Not a crime or anything but holy moly did they want to talk and yet—class was over. Weekend had arrived.

That's the way things go sometime. Even so, about a dozen kids hung out for at least a couple minutes because they couldn't just ignore it entirely.

Lesson? This is a good one. Keep it.

(Incidentally, I'm keeping track of everything I show F&P and you're welcome to follow along if you like.)


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Cinema Paradiso (1988)

Now, granted, kids who sign up for a class called Film & Philosophy should like something like Cinema Paradiso but while I'm watching it (enjoying it thoroughly) I can't help but think, gee, what kind of a movie is this? What sorta plot's this?

But of course they loved it.

Everyone loves it.



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Keyhole (2011)

So....

After Nolan's movie I read several lists of other Odysseys and this seemed like the most interesting one.

It's probably not.

It's a, um, psychosexual riff on early Bunuel that thinks it's Eraserhead but is not. It's kinda dull and repetitive and occasionally deeply unfunny. It thinks it has a clever twist at the end, but let's just say I've rarely been less surprised. The only reason I didn't predict it is because when Ulysses finally found his wife it didn't matter so I assumed they'd run out of ideas—even cliches—to fall back on.


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Amsterdam (2022)

I understand the reviews from the time.

The film is beautifully shot. The actors are famous and beautiful and interesting and talented and well used. And yet.

And yet the film kind of rambles. It's not quite willing to show its cards early enough to raise the stakes and then, when it does reveal them, it just keeps revealing and revealing them.

It's kind of a mess. A beautiful mess, but a mess.

I think it could have been saved in the edit. It needed to be maybe half an hour shorter. Would've helped a lot, done right.

Ah well. So it goes.


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