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105) The Brave & the Bold, Book 2
by Mark Waid et al, finished November 16
- Well, no question, this was my favorite of the four books I just borrowed from Mr Fob. Although there was an overall arching story, most of the chapters were self-contained stories. And instead of focusing on big characters (eg, Superman, Wonder Woman, Batman), most of the stories dealt with little-known characters.

That and highend Batman.
three days
104) Twilight
- The first, oh, 120 pages of this book were nice basic simple YA stuff --- nothing remarkable, nothing terrible. Then it settled into the most horribly boring stuff I've perhaps ever read. Three hundred pages of it. A week would go by and I would look at my nightstand for something to read and see this enormous black hardback and be totally stumped: What in the world is that? Am I reading that thing? So I would pick it up. Oh yeah. That.
Starting around the baseball game (which strikes me as utterly unfilmable, by the way) the book got fun. Not actually good, but fun. And that lasted up to the epilogue which was totally gratuitous.
I read this book because I had a paper idea (which the editor liked), but the idea of delving back into it makes me shudder. Anyone have a searchable copy they'll share? Otherwise I might not have the will to do this thing. So . . . tedious . . . .
This is why I'd been avoiding reading these books anyway. I really wanted to like them and greatly feared I would not. Which is exactly what happened.
Alas.
month and a half, ish
103) Dali & I: The Surreal Story
- In brief: Stan becomes a lying thieving art dealer specializing, mostly, in fakes Dalís (although, as it ends up later, even genuine Dalis are actually fake Dalís). Then his crimes catch up with him.
The scoop: the first twenty pages or so are among the most fun, most delightful, most kick-in-the-pants fun pages I've ever read. Then the books gets overwhelmingly tedious. And the author's 'redemption' never feels even 3% genuine. He's only ever sad he gets caught, nothing else.
But what kept me going was learning about all the shady shenanigans that surrounded the Dalí art machine. That information was fascinating, but the fact that you never feel like the author is trustworthy, you can't be sure how much stock to place in his revelations. Did Dalí really have a giant dildo with the face of Hitler on it? Did he really pay a set designer to paint some of his most famous works? Did he really sell impressions of nudes' bottoms to the Vatican? Or is this the author's attempt at redemption: to show that someone else was even worse?
I don't know.
But I am much more sympathetic towards and understanding of the legions who dismiss Dalí as a fraud.
A note on the forthcoming movie: Pacino, fine, whatever. But I hope we only ever see him in a wheelchair or hospital bed. I hope they use old footage and let Dalí speak for himself.
A note on a better I-was-a-reallife-con book: Catch Me If You Can
three or four months
102) Brave & The Bold Vol. 1: Lords Of Luck
- This is a silly book. But it is shamelessly silly --- it glories in its silliness. And that is exactly what silly should do.
Waid also wrote the topnotch Kingdom Come
And nicely done.
Plus, it's a nice crash course in the DC Universe. This is the first time I've read a Lobo story, for instance, and who knew Hal Jordan was still alive? The things you learn!
ten days
101) The Black Whole
- This short story collection's faults are legion --- the typos are just the first you'll notice.
The sad things is I think I would have liked this book fifteen years ago, back in high school, when I was more likely to equate tricksy endings with emotional depth..
The book's back copy wars the reader to "remember that your tastes tomorrow will be much different than today's. More than that, though, what you read here will alter you just a tad, so that tomorrow you might re-read with a totally different eye, with totally different taste buds."
Yeah. Hubris. Of the totally unjustified variety.
Let me be nice for a while and say that some of the stories were not repellent. And many more were based on genuinely clever concepts, even if the execution was disastrous.
Some examples of the good: The representation of dryads was appealing. I never saw dryads as being worth a writer's time, but I'm rethinking that. The vampire-who-eats-old-people was a nice twist on vampire stereotypes. The 9/11 story avoided the hackneyed (if barely). The woman who fell in half was genuinely startling and a good start to---
This brings me to a new subject. The halved-woman story was written by the editor (her other two delivered diminishing returns). Editing an anthology and including oneself is always dicey and smacks of hubris itself. Being an editor on such an anthology myself, this collection gives me pause and will, I trust, lead to harder more critical looks.
Anyway, this collection failed in its goals. It approximated them a few times, but ultimately, no dice. And the shocking mistakes (eg, the author whose byline doesn't match her name in the bio) don't help. I like to give bitty publishers the benefit of the doubt, but sometimes they won't let me. Alas.
perhaps a month
100) Rosemary's Baby
099) Batman and Son
098) The Importance of Being Earnest
097) Manhunter Vol. 1: Street Justice
096) Addicted to War: Why the U.S. Can't Kick Militarism
095) Our America: Life And Death On The South Side Of Chicago
094) Will in the World: How Shakespeare Became Shakespeare
093) Carrie
092) Barnaby
091) Speak
090) Pride and Prejudice
089) The Colorado Kid
088) Mr. White's Confession
087) Concrete: Fragile Creature
086) Lone Wolf and Cub Vol. 1: The Assassin's Road
085) A Lion and a Lamb
084) What Jesus Meant
083) The Lost Ones
082) Dorian
081) If You Want to Scare Yourself
080) Madman Gargantua
079) Star Wars
078) Angel Falling Softly
077) The Night Listener
076) Of Mice and Men
075) Added Upon
074) The Last Flower
073) Reinventing Comics: How Imagination and Technology Are Revolutionizing an Art Form
072) The Trial of Colonel Sweeto and Other Stories
071) The Dreamer
070) The Blot by Tom Neely, finished August 6
069) Strange Stories for Strange Kids
068) Survival Rates
067) A Week in October
066) Lehi in the Desert & The World of the Jaredites
065) A Son Is Forever
064) Good ol' Snoopy
063) Embroideries
062) A Doré Treasury
061) Slaughterhouse-Five or The Children's Crusade: A Duty-Dance with Death
060) The Enoch Letters
059) Sock Monkey: The Inches Incident
058) The Number 73304-23-4153-6-96-8
057) Chicken with Plums
056) 300
055) Fox Bunny Funny
054) Where Did I Leave My Glasses?: The What, When, and Why of Normal Memory Loss
053) The Mystery Guest
052) The Legend of Spud Murphy
051) Good Bones and Simple Murders
050) Created in Darkness by Troubled Americans: The Best of McSweeney's, Humor Category
049) Bikeman
048) Fool Moon
047) The Invention of Hugo Cabret
046) Sixty Poems
045) Replay
044) The Age of the Conglomerates: A Novel of the Future
043) W;t
042) Halo and Sprocket Volume 1: Welcome to Humanity
041) Storm Front
040) 20th Century Ghosts
039) I Am the President of Ice Cream by Geoff Sebesta, finished May 4
038) On Chesil Beach
037) The Meaning of Everything: The Story of the Oxford English Dictionary
036) The Drifting Classroom Vol. 1
035) The Complete Peanuts 1965 - 1966
034) Nextwave: Agents Of H.A.T.E Volume 1: This Is What They Want
033) Batman: Hush, Vol. 2
032) Batman: Hush, Vol. 1
031) Chéri
030) Wyrd Sisters
029) Animal Farm
028) Macbeth
027) On the Road to Heaven
026) The Great American Citizenship Quiz: Can You Pass Your Own Country's Citizenship Test?
025) Long After Dark
024) The Lies of Locke Lamora
023) Robot Dreams
022) The Complete Peanuts 1963-1964
021) Spoon River Anthology
020) Unorthodox Practices
019) Happy Hour at Casa Dracula
018) A War of Gifts: An Ender Story
017) Watership Down
016) Old Boy Volume One
015) Case Histories
014) Ultimate Spider-Man: Ultimate Collection, Vol. 1
013) Trusting Jesus
012) Fables: 1001 Nights of Snowfall
011) Spook: Science Tackles the Afterlife
010) The Lovely Bones
009) American Born Chinese
008) Zombification: Stories from National Public Radio
007) Marriage Lines: Notes of a Student Husband
006) Northanger Abbey
005) The Salmon of Doubt: Hitchhiking the Galaxy One Last Time
004) Lord of the Flies
003) Rising Sun
002) The Marketing of Sister B
001) Animal Farm
The First Five ( 001 / 005 )
The Second Five ( 005 / 010 )
The Third Five ( 011 / 015 )
The Fourth Five ( 016 / 020 )
The Fifth Five ( 021 / 025 )
The Sixth Five ( 026 / 030 )
The Seventh Five ( 031 / 035 )
The Eighth Five ( 036 / 040 )
The Ninth Five ( 041 / 045 )
The Tenth Five ( 046 / 050)
The Eleventh Five ( 051 / 055)
The Twelfth Five ( 056 / 060)
The Thirteenth Five ( 061 / 065)
The Fourteenth Five ( 066 / 070)
The Fifteenth Five ( 071 / 075)
The Sixteenth Five ( 076 / 080)
The Seventeenth Five ( 081 / 085)
The Eighteenth Five ( 086 / 090)
The Nineteenth Five ( 091 / 095)
The Twentieth Five ( 091 / 095)
FISH!
ReplyDelete(Does that joke make any more sense now that you've read that book? I mean, surrealism and all, okay, I get it, but it's always fish, and such consistency--I dunno. I just don't get it. There must've been a fish somewhere, no?)
ReplyDeleteGeez, Theric:
ReplyDeleteIf I'd known Twilight was going to make you shudder, I wouldn't have asked for your feedback on my essay (which, by the way, I greatly appreciate--it was very helpful). Oh, and if you find it too tedious to venture into that world again, I won't be too disappointed if I don't see something from you. I was looking forward to it though...
Anyway...I do see where you're coming from. Not exceptional stuff by any means--not even really great. I really only thought the book was decent, but took an interest because everyone was raving about how awesome Stephenie Meyer is and I wanted to offer a more critical perspective on the "phenomenon." Hence the journal...and the article.
I enjoyed Angel Falling Softly much more. I thought it was more literary--tightly written and carefully crafted (although I agree that the first 30 or so pages needed work), rooted in the genre, and more demanding of its readers as it grapples with serious ideas.
Anyway, that's my two cents worth.
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ReplyDeleteOn my essay-writing thoughts, I'll write you when I get things a bit more worked out. I now have a much better idea than my original (which won't really work as I intended it), but it will require me to read all four volumes.
I'm still mulling over that.
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ReplyDeleteSchmett: Fish!
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ReplyDeleteReally, fish weren't Dali's thing. If the joke were meant to make a Dalian sense, you might yell Elephant! or Giraffe! instead.
Don't worry about reading the other three Twilight books. They go a lot faster because as a reader you pick up on SM's tropes and know when to scan. Really. By the beginning of the third book I hardly even registered all the beautiful eyes, cold lips, and steely chests.
ReplyDeleteOh, and I hope you didn't steal my article idea! ;)
Re fish, giraffes, and elephants.
ReplyDeleteIn my family, it's "My watches are melting" when something's simply to surreal.
Re Twilight
I so want to explore all the dominant/submissive sexual undertones and why I think SM didn't know what she was writing and how she might have pulled that fantasy from church patriarchy...
...but I pretty much just did in about 26 words and I don't know that adding another 1000 words to that's gonna help any.
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ReplyDeleteWell, to quote no doubt a thousand SMers, "More can't hurt. In a bad way, I mean."
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ReplyDeleteI hope you're right, Laura. It's often hard for me to skim --- particularly fiction --- but you've just given me something to strive for.
MoJo:
ReplyDeleteI'd like to see you expand that 26 words into a thousand or so for utterly selfish reasons--as an editor, I want an essay from you (and from Theric; oh, and Laura, too, of course).
So, consider the gauntlet thrown...
So, consider the gauntlet thrown...
ReplyDeleteCrap. I'm a sucker for a pretty gauntlet.
I owe Adam an essay, too.
Verification word: Nosch.
No thanks. On a diet.
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ReplyDeleteCrap. This means I have to read the other three books. Because my new topic isn't really even touched on in this book. Not sufficiently, anyway.....
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