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My Whitmanesque ode to me was in fact a thinly veiled invitation for you all to flex your creative muscles and come up with your own Thmazing jokes.
Melyngoch is alone in taking me up of this, but she came up with a really good one:
- Some have speculated on whether Jack Bauer could take Thmazing in a fight. They forget, Jack Bauer is a fictional character. And Thmazing writes fictional characters. For breakfast.
I did not previously make up any "thmazing quotes" for fear I lack wittiness. Ah well. Fears aside, after reading the last post, I will attempt:
ReplyDeleteThmazing has such a magnetic persona that all people and cars literally gravitate toward him.
Either my post was so witty people would feel dumb commenting after, or it is so dumb people will feel bad for making me look so dumb by posting their way cooler message.
ReplyDeleteAnd since I know the first option is not really a viable option...
No worries, Silly Marie; I'm sure they're just too intimidated to try to compete with me. (Since competing with Thmazing is, obviously, not an option.)
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Thmazing is so... thmazing that the only way to "one up" him is if he lets you. Which is why few people have taken up the challenge.
ReplyDeleteMost people eat with their mouths open. This is as much as they can handle.
ReplyDeleteThmazing eats with his opinions, mind, options, and his mouth simultaneously open.
Word verification: koano
Sounds like an addictive plant, doesn't it?
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ReplyDeleteNow we're talking[insert your own terminal punctuation here]
Thmazing is so thmazing that he IS terminal punctuation.
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ReplyDelete(Ask any dead or dying sentence around.)
I'd like to edit mine to say "Thmazing IS terminal punctuation." That sounds better. And more concise.
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ReplyDeleteI think you're right. We'll make that the official version of that joke.