. I'm a little depressed today because I learned that Stephen Crane was my age when he died. Five years had passed since he had publishe...

. Here are a handful of truely inspiring inspirations: 1. Time Management! Perhaps it was Master Fob who pushed me in this direction, but d...

. Well, you can forget that fabulous post I was promising because the internet is running at full molasses here at Bedrock High and if I wan...

. Well, you can forget that fabulous post I was promising because the internet is running at full molasses here at Bedrock High and if I wan...

. The teachers' lounge is not heated. And so although, as I read my friends' blogs, I feel a need to catch up with their brilliance,...

. I heard an Axe whizz — when I died — And then — my Head — fell on the ground I jumped and screamed and ran around As turkey blood spilled ...

. Well, I made a decision. After I admitted to myself that the main reason I could not choose Thmusings was because someone else came up wit...

. When I started Tehachapiltdownman I was a newsman, Romenesko addict and AJR reader. And so when I started my blog, even though I followe...

. When I turned 21, I was living in a haunted house in Chinhae, South Korea, a navy town on the southern coast. I was a missionary and my bi...

. ....whoever it was that arrived at my blog by asking Google for "snorting technique" .

. I rarely turn down requests and, on another day, I might actually relish this opportunity. As it is, this may come off rather cynical. If ...

. My twenty-first birthday was spent in Chinhae, a naval town on the southern coast of the Korean peninsula. I was a missionary for the Chur...

. No school tomorrow or the next day or the next day so I shall probably not be online again until Monday. So don't worry, it's not ...

. It it your hair? No. Is it your skirt? No. Is it that green thing eating your eye? Yes! You noticed! ------------- editor's note: The ...

. Well, once again, I vote and the majority votes against me. I said yes on 75% of California's ballot propositions. The majority sa...

. So let's say my book ends up on the auction block and makes me rich (hahaha--will never happen, as even those of you who like it will ...

. I am about two months behind in my self-imposed schedule, but I am getting near sending off my revamped book proposal. All my research and...

. So I seem to be alive again. At any rate, I am vertical and mobile, which is close enough . And I return to learn that I am much more inte...

. Note: The first part of this post is educational and gross; the second part is cute and gross. If you do not like cute, be sure to skip th...

. The first thing I felt, as you might imagine, is a sense of panic. Monkey! My monkey! Where's my monkey! It is a terrible feeling, b...