Ah, crap

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I rarely turn down requests and, on another day, I might actually relish this opportunity. As it is, this may come off rather cynical. If so, I apologize in advance.

2 names you go by: Thmazing, Theric

2 parts of your heritage: Idaho, mad royalty

2 things that scare you: Lady Steed's mortality, the exponential growth in vampire population

2 things you are wearing right now: a sweet tie, black shoelaces

2 of your favorite bands or musical artists (at the moment): Sunfall Festival, Johnny Cash

2 favorite songs (at the moment): "While I've Got It on My Mind" and "My Old Faded Rose"

2 things you want in a relationship (other than real love): back scratches and mutual laughter

2 truths: people are generally good, people are often stupid

2 physical things that appeal to you (in the opposite sex): wit, taste

2 of your favorite hobbies: the highly addictive pleasure of buying too many Christmas presents for my wife, and placing my soul in the mail only to have it casually rejected

2 things you want really badly: to not hold a real job and thus (1) write professionally and (2) spend all my time with Lady Steed and the Big O

2 places you want to go on vacation: NYC, Edinburgh

2 things you want to do before you die: live safe, live long

2 ways that you are stereotypically a dude/chick: I have these soft downy feathers that cover most of my body and, when I sleep, I cheep

2 things you are thinking about now: how I ought to be grading papers, how I feel an overwhelming need to ratchet up the clever-quotient

2 stores you shop at: Amazon, Half.com

2 people you would like to see take the quiz? Master Fob and Mandi (haha!)