2006-05-19

Dancing in the street

(and other activities I won't be taking up any time soon)

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1. Gargling gasoline (too expensive)

2. Washing myself with brillo pads (won't lather in summer's cold showers)

3. Marketing heroin-laced gummy bears (trademarking issues)

4. Distributing mail-order brides (immunization issues)

5. Eating monkey brains (restrictive California agriculture import laws)
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1 comment:

  1. Claire5/21/2006 12:38 AM

    but why won't you dance in the street? It's so enjoyable, especially in the rain at 3 am.

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