Poison!

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So I will die of lung cancer.

I will, I'm sure of it.

I've just learned that I have spent virtually all my life in or next to a series of Poison Centrals.

Go here and see if you can beat my scores:

For "Metropolitan Areas Most Polluted by Short-term Particle Pollution," I have lived or spent extensive time in numbers 1, 2, 3, 6, 15, and 23.

For "Metropolitan Areas Most Polluted by Year-Round Particle Pollution," I have lived or spent extensive time in numbers 1, 2, and 5.

For the "Counties Most Polluted by Long-Term Particle Pollution," I have lived or worked in 3, 4, and 7.

Of the "Most Ozone-Polluted Cities," I have lived or spent lots and lots of time in 1, 2, and 3.

Of the "Counties with the Worst Ozone Air Pollution," I am or have been on intimate terms or have frequently visited 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 10, 13(a), and 22.

Yep. I'm pretty much a goner.