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So what with all the cadmiumwear at McDonald's and Walmart, and with my recent learning that the flower foxgloves are totally toxic (not to mention hydrangeas and calla lilies, both of which grow in our very yard), I am starting to become concerned for the Children of America. Ergo, this list of safe things to suck.
Pansies.
Golden scepters (20kt min).
Fish (fresh, not from Louisiana).
Marble angels (available free at most public cemeteries).
Hermetically sealed Frenchmen.
Celery.
But especially pansies.
When you say that hermetically-sealed Frenchmen are safe to suck, in what sense do you mean "safe"?
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ReplyDeleteSheez. Way to make it sound dirty.....
Actually, I'm pretty sure it was you who made it sound dirty.
ReplyDeleteOr was that in response to the deleted comment? I missed out on whatever that was because I forgot to check the box.