2010-04-23

Because I am unethical, excerpts from three recent submissions to M&M

.

A poem from JJames:

    Hello,

    We are going to show you the
    fastest way to make money at
    home!

    Can you picture yourself
    working from home and and
    filling out short and simple
    online forms for fast and
    easy cash?

    Getting paid for the easiest
    work imaginable? What's more,
    what if you could do this all
    while sitting at home in your
    pajamas!

    Interested? Click here:
    http://offto.net/nd4orl/

A poem from Mark (one name, like Madonna):

    Hei Friend
    WorkAtHomeInc on lähettänyt Sinulle linkin Evianetin nettisivuilta

    Klikkaa ja tutustu tarkemmin:
    http://www.evianet.fi/

    Viesti:
    Hello,

    We are going to show you the
    fastest way to make money at
    home!

    Can you picture yourself
    working from home and filling
    out short and simple online
    forms for fast and easy cash?

    Getting paid for the easiest
    work? What's more, what if you
    could do this all while
    sitting at home in your pajamas!

    Interested? Click here:
    http://0nlinejobs.info/rebatepro/

A poem from John Hainley:

    Hi Friend,
    What if I told you in the next 42 days
    you could bank $32,376 on the Forex
    market, give yourself the financial
    freedom you've always desired, even if
    you've never made a single trade on
    the Forex market before?

    What if you could then replicate this
    success, over and over again,
    completely on autopilot, and then
    help your family and friends do the same?

    http://www.wapurl.co.uk/?09OJK7F

    And what if you were handed the same 'gift'
    that I was given that has since netted me
    a day job killing $177,432.55 since just
    April 17 this year?

    If this excites you, like it does me,
    then this will really take you over the
    giddy edge...

I really like the experimental flavor of these poems, although I'm disappointed they are all so similar. I'm not sure which to pick. Which's your favorite?

6 comments:

  1. cool idea. the 1st is my favorite

    ReplyDelete
  2. They seem to be getting the same spam.

    I like the first best, though the last stanza of the third is a great ending.

    ReplyDelete
  3. I vote #2 because it has Finnish, and Finnish is almost Estonian

    ReplyDelete
  4. I love the thematic resonance. I think these submissions provide a clear indication of the dominant trend in the world zeitgeist.

    ReplyDelete
  5. .

    Thanks for the advice everyone. We really are having some excellent submissions as you can see. So hard to choose!

    ReplyDelete
  6. I'm partial to the simplicity of the first one.

    ReplyDelete