So I was scanning my spam before deleting it the other day and realized that, say what you will about them, they're a creative bunch of penis namers.
Myself, I've never understood the phallic fascination, but all the same, now that I've thought about it, I suppose there is something of artistry in naming the ugliest part of the external human something endearing. So I'm making a list from spam starting now.
Become the unicorn of your neighborhood
Girls will call you Largissimo.
5/13/08 2:42 PM