2009-02-02

RRR: Penile terminolody extracted from my spam:

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So I was scanning my spam before deleting it the other day and realized that, say what you will about them, they're a creative bunch of penis namers.

Myself, I've never understood the phallic fascination, but all the same, now that I've thought about it, I suppose there is something of artistry in naming the ugliest part of the external human something endearing. So I'm making a list from spam starting now.


love wand
jackhammer




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Become the unicorn of your neighborhood

Girls will call you Largissimo.




Eh:
huge cannon
love tool

5/13/08 2:42 PM

8 comments:

  1. What absolutely slays me is that Miki gets more phallic spam than I do.

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    I only used to get Rolex spam till I switched to gmail.

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  3. If you think you'd like more, I'll forward mine to you. :)

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    No. No, thank you. No.

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  5. There are some really fun ones (one-eyed trouser snake, Captain Winkie, joystick) but my silly favourite is 'jack-in-the-box'.

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  6. Found a new one today:

    zipper knight


    Yeah. Yay for SPAM Filters.

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    Hahaha! I love that one!

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